A cure for 'bacon neck': How to keep your T-shirts in top shape

The eternal struggle is real: how do we keep our T-shirts from turning into crinkly, bacon-like monstrosities? It seems like no matter how well we take care of them, the fabric's elastic fibers inevitably break down, leaving us with a sad, sagging neckline.

According to textile expert Ningtao Mao, the culprit behind this affliction is the breakdown of the knitted structures in the neckline, which leads to "unrecoverable stretch deformations" that make the fabric longer than it should be. This happens when we repeatedly stretch and pull on our shirts - a common habit that can cause irreparable damage.

So what's the solution? Mao advises against aggressive washing processes, like high-spin cycles or overloading the drum, which can cause excessive mechanical stress on the fibers. Instead, opt for gentle machine washes in cold water, and avoid wringing out your T-shirts (a simple trick to prevent shrinkage).

But it gets better - Mao also recommends using a fabric softener that contains elastane, which will give collars a bit of snap and help retain their shape.

And what about material? Turns out that high-GSM count cotton is best for the shirt body, while a little synthetic fiber can help with shape retention. Uniqlo's heavyweight box tees are a great example, as are Varley's Leighton Tee and Cos' oversized range (which Bundu, a stylist and consultant, swears by).

So what do you do if your vintage T-shirt has succumbed to the bacon neck? There are plenty of DIY tutorials available online that promise to fix the problem. One popular method involves steaming the neckline on low heat or folding the oscillated neckline into pleats and soaking it in ice water.

As a last resort, there's always the carefully positioned scarf (or roll-neck tank top). And if all else fails, well... there's only so much we can do to stop our beanie from riding up.
 
Ugh dont even get me started on my fave tee turning into a crinkly disaster πŸ€―πŸ‘• I swear its like they manufacture them to shrink or something... anyway i just use a mix of fabric softener and vinegar in the wash and it makes a big diff πŸ§΄πŸ’¦ gotta say tho, using steamed collars is a genius hack ! πŸ‘Œ
 
Ugh, I'm so over people not taking care of their own clothes πŸ™„. It's like, come on, guys! A simple fabric softener with elastane is not that hard to find and it makes all the difference. And yeah, gentle washing cycles are a must. I mean, who wants to be stuck with a crinkly T-shirt? Not me πŸ˜‚. But seriously, have you tried using a steamer on your vintage tees? It's like magic for saggy necklines 🧹.
 
[Image of a crinkly T-shirt with a sad face] πŸ€•
[Image of Ningtao Mao shrugging, with a "I don't know" emoji] πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ
[GIF of a shirt being wrung out, with a red "X" marked through it]
[Image of a Uniqlo box tee with a superhero cape, saving the day] πŸ‘•πŸ’ͺ
 
The eternal struggle is real 🀯! I mean, who hasn't been there - you're rocking your fave tee, feeling like a total boss, and then BAM! The neckline starts sagging and you're left looking like a sad, deflated balloon . It's like the fabric is just giving up on us, ya know? πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ But seriously, using fabric softener with elastane can make a huge difference - it's like a breath of fresh air for your poor, crumpled tee 😌. And those high-GSM count cotton tees are basically the answer to all our prayers... or at least they're a great place to start πŸ™. But let's be real, sometimes you just gotta rock that saggy neck with pride and own it like it's 1999 πŸ’β€β™€οΈ!
 
omg u guys r so done w/ your tshirts turnin into crinkly bacon 🀣 seriously though its like we cant even get a decent fit no more lol how do ppl even deal w/ this?! anyway i think just switchin to a diff material would be the way 2 go high GSM count cotton is def better but u still gotta be gentle when washin dont overdo it or ur gonna end up with a sad neckline πŸ€¦β€β™€οΈ and btw using fabric softener w elastane sounds like a game changer
 
I feel you on this one πŸ˜‚πŸ‘•. I mean, I love my fave T-shirts as much as the next person, but it's so frustrating when they start turning into, like, deflated balloons or something 🀯. And yeah, I've noticed that aggressive washing can be a major contributor to the problem – all those high-spin cycles just seem to take its toll on the fabric, you know? πŸ’¦

I'm also intrigued by the idea of using elastane-based fabric softeners... it sounds like a game-changer for keeping collars looking crisp and healthy πŸ‘. And omg, have you seen those DIY tutorials online? I've tried one or two myself, but they can be a bit hit-or-miss πŸ€”.

One thing that's always bugged me is how hard it is to find decent T-shirts that just last, you know? They're either too tight, too loose, or some other way. But maybe high-GSM cotton and synthetic fibers are the answer? πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ I'm gonna have to do some more research on that...
 
ugh i feel u πŸ€¦β€β™€οΈ... it's like, how hard is it to take care of a t-shirt? 😩 but seriously though, i think what i love most about uniqlo's heavyweight box tees is that they're so affordable and still super comfy. and omg those DIY tutorials sound kinda genius πŸ€“ like steaming the neckline on low heat is literally going to be the thing that saves my saggy tees πŸ™... and yeah, a scarf or roll-neck tank top always looks way better than trying to squeeze some life back into an old t-shirt πŸ˜‚
 
omg u guys this is like so relatable i swear my favourite tee just turned into a sad crinkly thing one day and i was like what even is happening 🀣 but then i read about it online and now i know the struggle is real πŸ’” the fabric softener with elastane is a total game changer btw my fave tees are from uniqlo and varley they just last forever πŸ‘— so if ur tee has gone rogue try steaming it or folding it into pleats like u said lol might not work but its worth a shot 🀞
 
I'm so sick of people trying to fix their old T-shirts πŸ€¦β€β™€οΈ they're just gonna get worn out eventually. Like what's the point of even trying? Just wear a scarf or something and move on with your life πŸ§₯. And another thing, fabric softener that contains elastane is just a bunch of hooey πŸ’β€β™€οΈ it's not like it's gonna make a huge difference in the grand scheme of things. Use some old-school vinegar rinse instead, who cares?
 
omg u guys gotta take care of ur Tshirts lol... its not that hard, just gentle washes & no wringing out pls... fabric softener w/ elastane is a game changer 4 collars 2 stay perky n all... GSM count cotton is key for the body part, nd synthetic fiber helps w/ shape retention... dont @ me bout vintage Tshirts, diy tutorials r ur friend but sometimes u just gotta let go lol
 
πŸ€” I mean, have you ever stopped to think about how weird it is that our clothes are actually just as high-maintenance as us? Like, who needs a T-shirt that's gonna just give up on ya after a few wearings? πŸ™ƒ It's crazy how much thought and effort goes into creating something as simple as a basic tee. And the solutions to fix it all seem kinda like workarounds for not being able to get a good night's sleep 😴 - steam this, wring that out... honestly, can't we just get some quality wear-and-tear here? πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ Anyway, I'm all about those DIY fixes and the art of repurposing old faves. Who needs new when you can give your old stuff a second chance? πŸ’ͺ
 
I'm still stuck on how much I love those old band tees from the 90s πŸ˜‚. Nowadays, it seems like nobody makes 'em like that no more. The way you gotta iron out every wrinkle, and steam 'em when they get a bit stiff... it's just not the same as throwing one in the washer with your other clothes 🚿.

And don't even get me started on how many people have ruined their favorite old sweatshirts by washing 'em in hot water! I mean, come on, you can still fix some of those things with a bit of TLC πŸ’ͺ. Like my grandma used to do – hand-wash 'em, stretch 'em out to dry, and voila! Good as new πŸ™Œ.

These DIY tutorials might work for some people, but not everyone's got the time or patience to mess around with steamers and pleats πŸ•°οΈ. For me? I'll stick to my old faithfuls... even if they are a bit crinkly πŸ˜‚
 
🀯 I feel you! Those crinkly T-shirts are the WORST πŸ’”! Been there, done that with my favorite fave tee. πŸ˜‚ I've had mine break down like Ningtao Mao said too - those necklines just give up on us! 😩 But, I love how she suggests gentle machine washes in cold water... so easy peasy, right? πŸ™Œ And using a fabric softener with elastane is pure genius! πŸ‘ Who knew it could save the day like that?! πŸ’ͺ
 
ugh, i'm so over these old t-shirts just giving up on us 🀯. it's like they're trying to make a fashion statement by literally falling apart. but seriously, i never knew that fabric softener with elastane could make such a big difference in keeping collars looking fresh. and OMG, varley's leighton tee is like 10 years old and still going strong? where can i get one of those πŸ€‘. btw, steaming the neckline on low heat sounds like it might work... will def try that out next time mine decides to go full bacon πŸ˜‚
 
🀯 I mean, come on! Who knew being gentle with our T-shirts was going to be a thing? πŸ˜‚ It's like, we're not even trying to make them last anymore - just toss 'em in the washing machine and hope for the best. But seriously, I love that textile expert Ningtao Mao is shedding some light on what's really going on here. That whole "unrecoverable stretch deformation" thing? Yeah, no kidding! 🀯 It makes total sense why our T-shirts would just, like, sag all over the place.

I'm totally on board with those washing and fabric softener tips - who knew gentle was the new hard? πŸ˜‚ And I love that there are DIY fixes out there for when our vintage faves go belly flop. Steaming or pleating to the rescue! πŸ’ͺ But honestly, what's up with the scarf solution? Like, isn't that just a Band-Aid on a broken T-shirt? πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ Can we please just find ways to make those old tees come back to life? πŸ˜”
 
omg u gotta try steaming ur tshirts low heat its a game changer lol u shouldnt have to sacrifice that comfy fit tho i feel bad for vintage tees tho, those diy fixes sound kinda high maintenance what i would do is just cop a new one with a better neckline lol
 
omg i feel u on this one 🀯! my favorite tee just turned into a saggy disaster 😩. never thought i'd say this but i'm actually tempted to use that scarf trick lol πŸ’Ό. btw what's with the fabric softener with elastane tho? sounds like a game changer πŸ‘. anyway, been there done that with my old fave tee and now it's just a sad memory πŸ™ƒ. anyone tried those DIY fixes or has any other tips to share? 😁
 
ugh i feel u guys, nothing is more annoying than a crinkly t-shirt πŸ™„πŸ˜© gotta try the fabric softener trick tho, and maybe switch to high-GSM count cotton... but like how do you even fix a vintage one? πŸ€” steaming it might work or idk idk lol anyway, gotta take care of those collars πŸ˜‚
 
Ugh, are you kidding me? We should just accept that our T-shirts are gonna get all crinkly and saggy at some point, it's not like it's the end of the world! Like, what's the big deal about having a slightly stretched-out neckline anyway? It's not like we're gonna start wearing bacon as a fashion statement or anything πŸ˜‚. And don't even get me started on trying to fix it all with fancy steaming and folding techniques... can't we just buy new T-shirts that don't have the "crinkly neck" problem in the first place? πŸ’β€β™€οΈ
 
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