On 'Weekend Update', Colin Jost was taken aback by a brazen, drunken raccoon who crashed the segment. The raccoon, played by Sarah Sherman, stumbled onto the desk, claiming she had no right to privacy because of her drinking problem.
In response, Jost called out her erratic behavior and asked if Bradley Cooper's portrayal of Rocket Raccoon in Marvel movies was a positive representation of raccoons. To his surprise, the raccoon shot back, "I wouldn't know, I haven't seen it – I'm not a virgin."
Things took a turn for the bizarre when Jost mentioned he thought raccoons ate only trash, to which the raccoon retorted, "We hear what you call us. Trash pandas. Dumpster dogs. The Sarah Shermans of the forest." The raccoon then dropped a bombshell, saying, "You know what's actually good that you wouldn't think is good? Poop!"
Jost seemed taken aback by this admission, and the raccoon shot back, "Quiet, piggy." The exchange took a darkly comedic turn when Jost expressed his hope for the raccoon to get help with her drinking problem, only to be met with a chilling warning: "Rabies is the last thing you need to worry about getting from me."
The segment ended with Jost visibly shaken by the encounter, while the raccoon slumped into an inebriated haze. It's clear that this unexpected guest took 'Weekend Update' on a wild ride.
In response, Jost called out her erratic behavior and asked if Bradley Cooper's portrayal of Rocket Raccoon in Marvel movies was a positive representation of raccoons. To his surprise, the raccoon shot back, "I wouldn't know, I haven't seen it – I'm not a virgin."
Things took a turn for the bizarre when Jost mentioned he thought raccoons ate only trash, to which the raccoon retorted, "We hear what you call us. Trash pandas. Dumpster dogs. The Sarah Shermans of the forest." The raccoon then dropped a bombshell, saying, "You know what's actually good that you wouldn't think is good? Poop!"
Jost seemed taken aback by this admission, and the raccoon shot back, "Quiet, piggy." The exchange took a darkly comedic turn when Jost expressed his hope for the raccoon to get help with her drinking problem, only to be met with a chilling warning: "Rabies is the last thing you need to worry about getting from me."
The segment ended with Jost visibly shaken by the encounter, while the raccoon slumped into an inebriated haze. It's clear that this unexpected guest took 'Weekend Update' on a wild ride.
i'm dying over what she said about poop being good lolololololololol. and bradley cooper's rocket raccoon portrayal is clearly a thing of genius 
, who knew we had such a deep connection to our trash-eating friends? anyway gotta say that was the most entertaining segment ever 
. i'm still shaking my head over rabies tho 
. Her trash-talking skills are on point! And I gotta give props to Colin Jost for not backing down from her sass. It's clear he's not afraid of getting roasted 
. And the way she dissed Jost with that rabies warning? That's some next-level shade 
. I think we can all learn a thing or two from this raccoon's confidence and unapologetic attitude 
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! I love how Sarah Sherman played the drunk raccoon, she was SO committed to her character 
. But you know what really stood out to me? That raccoon called him out for using those trash panda/dumpster dog labels 
like we need someone to educate us on what raccoons eat 
. And POOP?! 
I'm not sure if that was supposed to be funny or just messed up, but it was def memorable 
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. It's always good to normalize mental health issues and encourage people (and animals?) to get support 
. And on a final note, I'm not sure what's more shocking - that a raccoon crashed Weekend Update or that she knew about rabies 
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. A raccoon just crashed the segment and gave it some serious shade 
. I mean, can you imagine getting roasted by an animal like that? It's not even funny anymore 
I need answers, fam! 
...I don't think I've ever seen anyone outdo Bradley Cooper's Rocket Raccoon in sass. I'm kinda curious now if she's been watching those Marvel movies 
. And that poop comment though... 
It's clear the raccoon was just trying to get a rise out of Jost, but still, it was a wild and unforgettable segment! I'm all for using humor to bring awareness about important issues, and this raccoon definitely delivered 
. Has anyone else seen that episode? 
A raccoon crashed the segment and SLAYED the host 
. This is gonna be all over socials and I'm here for it 
I mean, who needs rehearsed lines when you can just wing it and bring the sass? 
and then dropped that bombshell about poop being good 
. This raccoon was literally smashing up the set and Jost just played along 
. Like, who gets to decide when someone is "over-the-line" or not? 
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. The way Jost was shook though, it was kinda relatable 
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