Ugh, can't believe the Aussie Open is still using those old-school tennis courts

. I mean, I know they're trying to preserve tradition and all that, but come on, it's 2025! Can't we just have some modern, futuristic courts for once? And don't even get me started on the crowd noise levels - it's like they're trying to disrupt the players' concentration

. I swear, Coco Gauff is going to have a meltdown in that racket-wielding chaos

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And what's up with Astra Svitolina being all gushy about her win? Can't she just keep a straight face for once? It's just tennis, after all - not like it's the Olympics or something

. I mean, I'm happy for the girl and all, but can't we just have some neutral commentary instead of fawning over every little victory? And btw, Mirra Andreeva was totally robbed of that match

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