Call of Duty: Black Ops 7 review – hallucinogenic romp through dystopia is stupidly pleasurable

The latest installment in the annual Call of Duty franchise, Black Ops 7, has finally arrived, bringing with it a familiar blend of military shooting action and cooperative play. Set in a dystopian future where a global arms manufacturer known as the Guild claims to be the only answer to an apocalyptic new terrorist threat, this year's title promises a fresh take on the series.

The campaign mode is a wild ride through socio-political talking points such as psychopathic corporations, hybrid warfare, and tech oligarchies. Players take on the role of four lead characters who are exposed to a psychotropic drug that makes them relive their worst nightmares. It's chaotic, relentless, and stupidly pleasurable, especially when played in co-op mode with friends.

In an interesting move, the campaign closes with a new mode called Endgame, which is a co-op PVE (player v environment) offering inspired by MMO games such as World of Warcraft. Players can take on missions and objectives in a vast open environment, upgrading their characters and weapons along the way. This adds a fresh layer to the traditional multiplayer experience.

The multiplayer is where Call of Duty shines, with new modes, guns, and gadgets that bring fresh gameplay to the table. The Alaska base map Imprint is a standout, with its moving platform making Domination and Hardpoint modes incredibly messy and disorienting. The new wall jumping ability has opened up verticality in locations, allowing players to find new routes around complex architecture.

Zombies mode returns as an online co-op offering, taking place in a vast nightmarish hellzone of abandoned frontier towns and irradiated wastelands. Players must upgrade their weapons and abilities to hold out against hordes of zombie monsters. It's a return to the round-based structure of previous Zombies entries, with lots of new features and gameplay.

Rounding out the package is Dead Ops Arcade 4, a self-contained top-down twin-stick shooter for up to four players. This game was born as a side project by members of the original Black Ops team and has been hidden within the main game since its release. It's a blast in its own right, reminding old-school fans of multi-directional shooters.

In conclusion, Call of Duty: Black Ops 7 is an exhaustive package for fans of the series. With slick gameplay, thrilling entertainment, and a maximalist approach to design, it delivers on value and promises a hell of a lot of fun. Whether you're a fan of multiplayer, co-op, or Zombies mode, there's something here for everyone.

With its usual refresh to battle royale mode Warzone and a price tag of £69.99, Call of Duty: Black Ops 7 is a must-play for fans of the series and newcomers alike. It's a maximalist paean to the ultimate truth of video game design – shooting stuff on a TV screen is a hell of a lot of fun.
 
Ugh I'm so hyped for this new Call of Duty game, Black Ops 7! 🤩 I mean what more could you want? It's like they took all the crazy parts from the campaign and made them into an actual playable experience! The psychotropic drug stuff is just wild, it's like they're speaking directly to my weird brain. And co-op mode with friends is literally the best thing since sliced bread 🍞

I love how they added this new Endgame mode, it's like a mini MMO in Call of Duty! I mean what's not to love about upgrading your character and weapons in a big open environment? It's like the ultimate online multiplayer experience. And don't even get me started on the Alaska base map Imprint, that thing is chaos incarnate 😂

And Zombies mode is back, oh boy. I mean I was worried they were gonna skip it or change everything up, but nope they brought back the classic round-based structure with all sorts of new features and gameplay. It's like my childhood all over again.

I'm also super stoked on Dead Ops Arcade 4, that thing is a blast from the past for old-school fans. And I mean who doesn't love top-down twin-stick shooters? 🤖

Overall, Call of Duty: Black Ops 7 is just a masterclass in game design. It's like they took all the best parts and mashed them together into one huge package of fun. Whether you're a fan of multiplayer, co-op, or Zombies mode, there's something for everyone. And that price tag? A total steal 💸
 
I'm so hyped for this new Call of Duty drop! The co-op mode with psychotropic drugs sounds like an absolute blast, and I love that it adds a fresh layer to the multiplayer experience 🤯. But, honestly, what's up with the price? £69.99 is a bit steep for a game that's basically just more of the same old Call of Duty goodness 😅. I mean, I know it's still got all the multiplayer modes and Zombies mode, but it feels like they're nickel-and-diming us. Still, if you're a fan of the series or want to try out something new, I'd say give it a shot – it's definitely worth playing for a few hours 😊.
 
omg i'm so hyped for black ops 7!!! the new endgame mode sounds insane lol can't wait to play it with my squad and explore that vast open environment 🤯 I mean, who doesn't love a good zombie apocalypse? the multiplayer modes sound insane too, especially that new wall jumping ability - it's gonna change the game! 💥 i'm also loving the return of zombies mode, the round-based structure is back and better than ever 🎮 Dead Ops Arcade 4 sounds like a blast from the past - old-school fans are in for a treat 😆 price point tho, £69.99 feels a bit steep but if it's as fun as they say... gotta try it out! 👊
 
omg i'm so stoked for black ops 7! 🤯 it sounds like they've taken all the best bits from previous games and mashed them together into this crazy dystopian future thing 🌀 and I am HERE FOR IT 💥 the new endgame mode is a total game changer, especially with the co-op pve aspect... it's like a whole new world of possibilities 🌐 and i love how they've incorporated all these fresh gameplay mechanics like wall jumping 🤸‍♂️ it just makes multiplayer feel so much more immersive and engaging 📺 the zombies mode is still my fave, but this time with new features and gameplay? yeah, that's a win 💪
 
omg i just got my hands on Call of Duty: Black Ops 7 🤩🎮 and it's LIFE CHANGING!!! the campaign is so wild and relatable, i mean who hasn't felt like they're living in a dystopian nightmare lol. and the co-op mode with friends is literally the best thing since sliced bread 🍞👫. i'm also loving the new Endgame mode, it's like a whole new level of gameplay 🤯. the multiplayer is fire 🔥 especially with all the new modes and gadgets, i've been playing nonstop 😂. zombies mode is back and better than ever, and Dead Ops Arcade 4 is a hidden gem 🎮👀. overall, Call of Duty: Black Ops 7 is a must-play for anyone who loves gaming 💖
 
🤔 The inclusion of Endgame mode is a masterstroke, offering a fresh layer of depth to the traditional multiplayer experience. By incorporating MMO elements and PVE gameplay, it brings a sense of agency and progression that was previously lacking in CoD. It's a bold move that sets Black Ops 7 apart from its predecessors and cements its place as one of the most comprehensive Call of Duty titles yet.

I'm also loving the new Alaska base map Imprint – the wall jumping ability has opened up so many possibilities for innovative gameplay and strategies. The addition of new modes, guns, and gadgets is a welcome change of pace, and I'm excited to see how they'll shake up the competitive scene.

The return of Zombies mode is always a highlight, and the new features and gameplay mechanics are a great way to breathe new life into an already beloved franchise. Dead Ops Arcade 4, too, is a hidden gem that's sure to appeal to fans of classic twin-stick shooters. Overall, Black Ops 7 is shaping up to be a real showstopper – I'm eagerly anticipating the gameplay and seeing how it lives up to its promises. 👍
 
I'm hyped about Black Ops 7, but also kinda worried they're pushing the limits too hard 🤯. The new Endgame mode sounds like a wild ride, but it's gonna be tough to balance PVE and PvP modes. And what's up with the price tag of £69.99? It's a bit steep considering how often we get DLCs and updates in other games 😒.

The co-op campaign is always my fave, though - it's like they're speaking straight to my gaming soul 🎮. The addition of wall jumping is super cool, but I hope they balance it out so it doesn't become too overpowered 💪. And can we talk about how awesome the new Alaska base map Imprint is? It's like a whole new level of chaos and disorientation 😂.

Zombies mode is always a highlight, but it feels like they're trying to cram too much content in there 🤯. And Dead Ops Arcade 4 - that sounds like old-school gaming goodness! I'm all for it being included in the main game 👍.

Overall, Black Ops 7 seems like an incredible package, but let's see how it holds up over time 🔥.
 
omg i was just saying how i was getting so hyped for black ops 7 🤯😅 and now that it's finally out i'm loving every minute of it!!! the new endgame mode is genius, i mean who wouldn't want to be exploring a vast open world with their squad? 🤝🏽💪 and that wall jumping ability in multiplayer is literally game changing 🤯💥 i was getting a little worried they were gonna mess up the zombies mode but it looks like it's back and better than ever 🧟‍♂️😱 has anyone else tried Dead Ops Arcade 4 yet? what's your fave part of the new black ops so far? 💬
 
I don’t usually comment but I have to say that Call of Duty: Black Ops 7 seems like a total package, you know? The new Endgame mode sounds so cool, like something outta a game, and the addition of wall jumping in multiplayer is insane 😂. And can we talk about Zombies mode for a sec? It's back and better than ever, with all those new features and gameplay mechanics. I don’t know what it is but there’s just something about playing ashtons or reight against hordes of zombies that never gets old 🤣. Overall, it sounds like Black Ops 7 is gonna be a wild ride, even if it does feel kinda formulaic...
 
I just played through the campaign mode in Black Ops 7 and I gotta say, it's wild how the devs are tackling some heavy themes like corporate greed and government manipulation 😂💥. The psychotropic drug plot twist had me on the edge of my seat, especially when playing co-op with friends. The Endgame mode is a genius addition, it adds so much replay value to the campaign. But what really got me excited was the new multiplayer modes and maps 🤯🏹️. That Alaska base map Imprint is a game-changer! I mean, who wouldn't want to be running around on a moving platform while trying to capture flags? 😂 Anyway, I'm loving the new wall jumping ability too, it's opened up so many new possibilities for strategic play. The Zombies mode is always a highlight, and Dead Ops Arcade 4 is still a blast in its own right 🎮💥
 
omg, i just started playing black ops 7 with my squad 🤩 it's so much fun! I love how they've mixed up the campaign mode, it's crazy and intense, but also kinda relatable 🤯 and the new Endgame mode is a game changer, i mean who wouldn't want to explore a vast open environment with their friends? 😆 multiplayer is as solid as ever, the new map Imprint is insane and wall jumping has opened up so much new gameplay. zombies mode is back and better than ever 🧠 I'm already obsessed with Dead Ops Arcade 4 too, it's like a blast from the past 🎮 but yeah, black ops 7 is def worth playing, especially at £69.99 👍
 
Ugh, I'm so over how bloated this year's Black Ops 7 is 🤯! The campaign mode is like something out of an episode of EastEnders - it's all about stirring the pot and pushing people's buttons. Can't they just make a simple story for once? And don't even get me started on the Endgame mode, it's like they're trying to shoehorn in some MMO nonsense 🤪.

The multiplayer is probably my thing, but can we please just have some decent matchmaking? I swear, it's like the game is designed to be played with a team of noobs. And what's up with all the new modes and gadgets? It feels like they're just throwing stuff at the wall to see what sticks.

And yeah, Zombies mode is still fun, but can't we have a decent single-player experience instead of relying on co-op all the time? I feel like I'm just playing with my mates again. And Dead Ops Arcade 4? Who comes up with this stuff? It's like they're trying to appeal to our inner 90s kid 😅.

Anyway, it's still Call of Duty, so you know what to expect - a fun ride that'll keep you entertained for hours on end. But next year, can we just have a more streamlined experience? 🤞
 
I mean, have you played this new Black Ops game yet? 🤔 It feels like they've really outdone themselves with all the new modes and features - I'm loving that co-op Endgame thing, it's so fresh and exciting! But what really gets me is how they're still pushing the multiplayer to be one of the best in the series. And let's not forget about Zombies mode, it's always a trip 🎃

I think the thing that stands out most for me is how they're embracing their roots while still trying new things - like with that Dead Ops Arcade 4 game, which feels like a love letter to old-school shooters. It's amazing how much depth and variety there is in this one game, it really delivers on value.

I'm also loving the way the campaign mode tackles some heavy topics, it's always been known for its over-the-top plotlines but this year's take is something else. And can we talk about that Alaska base map? 😲 It's like they took all the chaos and disorder of a real-life disaster movie and transplanted it into the game world.

Overall, I think Call of Duty: Black Ops 7 is just another solid entry in the series - it's not trying to reinvent the wheel but rather build upon what we love about it. And at £69.99, it's definitely worth the investment if you're a fan or even just looking for some quality multiplayer action.
 
🤔 gotta say, I'm hyped about this new Black Ops 7 release 🎮! The co-op mode with friends sounds like a blast, and the Endgame PVE mode is such a cool twist on traditional multiplayer 🤯. I mean, who doesn't love a good zombie apocalypse, right? 😂 The fact that they're bringing back Zombies mode online co-op is pure genius 🔥. And let's be real, Dead Ops Arcade 4 is like the ultimate nostalgia trip for old-school gamers 🎮💥. One thing I'm looking forward to is how well the new wall jumping ability is gonna shake up the multiplayer scene 🤹‍♂️. All in all, it sounds like Black Ops 7 is gonna be a wild ride and I am SO here for it 😆
 
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