Lure review – eligible bachelors dying for romance in Saw-style dating game

I don't get why everyone's hyped about this low-budget horror flick "Lure" 🤔. I mean, the idea sounds cool and all, but it's just not executed well. The tone's all over the place, like they're trying to please every fan of horror movies at once. And don't even get me started on the production design - it feels like they raided thrift stores for props instead of actually investing in some cohesive aesthetic.

I was expecting something that would genuinely scare me or make me feel uneasy, but instead I just felt kinda meh 🤷‍♂️. The whole thing just felt like a lazy cash-grab to me, like the filmmakers were trying to milk as much suspense out of this premise as possible without putting in any real effort.

I'm not saying it's completely trash, but it's definitely not worth watching if you've seen some of the better horror movies out there 🎬. If they want to make a decent thriller, they need to focus on the story and the characters first, instead of trying to cram too many genres into one movie 🚫.
 
omg u guys just watched this super bad horror movie lol "Lure" is literally so cheesy i mean what was goin on with that part where she traps them in a room and then just leaves em there all day??😂 and don't even get me started on the production design its like they got inspiration from every other bad horror movie ever made 🤣 but for real though this film had some cool ideas but just executed it so badly
 
I watched this movie with my friends and we were all super excited for it, but honestly it was such a letdown 🤦‍♀️. I mean, the idea of six guys getting trapped on some creepy country estate sounds like a recipe for suspense, but the execution just wasn't there. They tried to go for this dark horror vibe but it felt so forced and unnatural, like they were trying too hard to be edgy 🚫. And don't even get me started on the production design - it was like they threw together every bad horror movie cliche and called it a day 💥. I think what really killed it for us was how inconsistent the tone was. One minute you're watching this creepy stuff, next minute you're just laughing at some awkward joke 🤣. Overall, it felt like a waste of time and money - if they'd done more research on their tone and style, it could've been something special 😐.
 
I just watched this super hyped up horror flick called Lure and I'm totally baffled 😐. I mean, who comes up with this stuff? A seductive woman lures in six guys for a romantic weekend, but it turns out she's got some crazy game plans 🤔. But seriously, the whole thing felt like an episode of "The Bachelorette" minus the romance 😂.

I get that horror movies can be all over the place tone-wise, but Lure just seems to meander from one weird genre to another 🎥. It's like they took a few cool ideas and mashed them together without thinking it through. I was waiting for something spooky to go down, but instead we got awkward silences and some really cringeworthy 'twists' 😳.

And don't even get me started on the production design 👀. It looked like they threw a bunch of random stuff against the wall and hoped something would stick 🤪. I mean, come on! If you're gonna do horror, at least try to create some tension or atmosphere 🌑. Lure just feels like a weak imitation of better horror movies out there 🎬.

I guess what I'm saying is, if you want real suspenseful horror, keep looking 🚫. This one's more like a warm cup of tea on a Sunday afternoon ☕️.
 
It's like they tried to create a 'Netflix and Chill' situation on screen but ended up with a messy game of cat and mouse 🤔💡 Unfortunately for them, the execution was all about style over substance – kinda like our current president's campaign promises 😒. I mean, who needs coherence when you can have lots of twists and turns, right? It's all about keeping the audience guessing... or in this case, completely lost 👀. The filmmakers must've been thinking they could pull off a 'Survival of the Fittest' scenario but ultimately ended up with a product that's just a hot mess 🤯🎥
 
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