Oh Crap, Kohler’s Toilet Cameras Aren’t Really End-to-End Encrypted

Kohler's latest smart home innovation is a real doozy - the Dekota, a camera-enabled toilet that uploads an analysis of your waste to a corporation. It's a concept so laughably bad that it was parodied 11 years ago. But in 2025, this bizarre product has become a reality.

Security researcher Simon Fondrie-Teitler recently exposed the true nature of the Dekota's encryption claims. Contrary to Kohler's marketing spin, the device only encrypts data from the toilet camera to the server. This means that the company itself hosts the "decrypted and processed" images, rendering its own definition of end-to-end encryption a far cry from reality.

As one might expect, this revelation has left many scratching their heads. The fact that Kohler has since removed all references to "end-to-end encryption" from its marketing materials raises more questions than answers.

With the growing threat of cyber espionage and data breaches, it's concerning to see companies so recklessly disregard user security. As we continue to navigate our increasingly digital lives, it's essential that companies prioritize transparency and robust cybersecurity measures.

Meanwhile, the US government has declined to impose sanctions on China for its involvement in the Salt Typhoon hacking campaign, a cyberespionage operation that infiltrated virtually every US telecom network and gained access to sensitive information. This decision comes as part of an effort to reach a trade deal with China's government, sparking criticism from some quarters.

Additionally, Sean Plankey's nomination to lead the Cybersecurity and Infrastructure Agency (CISA) has hit a roadblock in Congress. His nomination was excluded from a Senate vote, potentially tanking his chances at leading the agency.

Lastly, officials and Google have issued warnings about a stealthy Chinese "Brickstorm" espionage malware that has been infecting dozens of victim organizations since 2022. The malware poses significant risks to US infrastructure, with an average detection time of 393 days.
 
I'm literally shocked 😲 by the Dekota toilet thing... what were they thinking?! 🤯 It's like they took a parody from 11 years ago and thought it was a good idea to make it real life 😂. And now we're talking about actual data breaches and cyber espionage... companies gotta step up their game when it comes to security! 🔒

And oh man, the US government not hitting China hard for that Salt Typhoon hacking campaign is just wild 🤯. It's like they want to make friends with our tech rivals 😐.

I'm also low-key worried about Sean Plankey's nomination situation... what if we got a compromised CISA?! 🚨

And have you guys heard about the "Brickstorm" malware? 🤖 That's just straight-up scary. We need better protection ASAP! 💻
 
omg what's next?! 🤯 I mean i knew kohler was pushing the boundaries but a toilet camera that uploads your crappy data to some corp? 😂 that's just low. and now they're all like "oh it's not end-to-end encryption" 🤦‍♂️ who needs security when you can just have "transparency"? 🙄 anyway gotta wonder what other sketchy stuff these corps are gonna come up with...
 
Yooo what's good fam? I'm like totally shook by this Kohler Dekota thing 🤯 they're literally tracking your poop and uploading it to their servers without even bothering to get permission 🚽👀 I mean I know we live in the age of smart homes and all, but come on, that's just gross 💀. And now Simon Fondrie-Teitler is like "hey guys, it's not secure at all" 🤔 and Kohler's all "oh wait, our encryption is secure" 🙄 please. This is why we need more transparency and cybersecurity measures in the industry, stat! 🚨
 
can't believe companies like kohler are so careless with user data 🤯. encryption claims = complete joke. what's next? sharing your toilet habits on social media? 🚽👀 need more transparency and better security measures, ASAP! 💻
 
I'm literally shaking my head over Kohler's Dekota toilet... who thought this was a good idea?! 🤯 It's like they took every security concern and just ignored it. And now they're trying to cover it up by removing the encryption claims from their marketing materials? Not cool, guys! 😒 As a parent, I want to protect my kids' personal info more than anything, and companies like Kohler need to step up their game when it comes to user security. This is just one of those times where you wonder if these "innovators" have ever actually used the product they're trying to sell... 🤷‍♀️
 
🤦‍♂️ "The ones who really matter will never be the majority." 📊😬 This whole Dekota smart toilet thing is a total mess, and it's all about prioritizing profits over people's security... 🤑💔 The fact that companies are so quick to disregard user safety and jump at the chance for more money is just sad. 🤦‍♂️ We need better. 💯
 
I'm low-key freaking out over this Kohler Dekota thing 🤯. Like, how can a company just get away with collecting and storing our poop pics without proper encryption? It's wild that they had to change their marketing pitch after some security researcher exposed them 📊. This is a major red flag for user security and I'm not surprised the US government declined to slap China on the wrist for its involvement in cyber espionage 🤝. On the flip side, Google and CISA are sounding out warnings about this "Brickstorm" malware... someone needs to tell these companies to up their cybersecurity game 💻.
 
I'm still trying to wrap my head around the whole Dekota toilet thing 🤯... I mean, who wants their poop analyzed and uploaded to a corporation? It's just crazy! And to think they were trying to spin it as some kind of "end-to-end encryption" thing, but really it's just a bunch of hooey. You've got to wonder what kind of person thinks this is a good idea... maybe someone who hasn't used the internet for too long? 😂 Anyway, I do think it's pretty concerning that Kohler was so reckless with user security, and now we're seeing some real consequences.

And can we talk about China for a second? I mean, what's up with their hacking ways? 🤔 It's like they think they're above the law or something. And then to see them get off scot-free because of some trade deal... it's just not right. I'm all for diplomacy and finding common ground, but come on! You've got to draw a line somewhere.

And what's with this new malware? A Brickstorm, huh? Sounds like something out of a bad sci-fi movie 🚀. The fact that it's been infecting organizations for years is just disgusting. We need better cybersecurity measures in place, stat!
 
can't believe companies like kohler are making us question what we're getting into when it comes to smart home tech 🤯 it's not just about the toilet camera being creepy, but also the lack of transparency around data encryption... and on top of that, china's involved in some major cyber espionage stuff? 🚨 this is why we need stricter regulations on data protection ASAP! 💻
 
Ugh, I'm literally shakin my head over this Dekota toilet thing 🤯. Like, who thought it was a good idea to upload your poop data to some corporation without even having a clear grasp on security measures? It's like they're just wingin' it and hopin nobody notices the lack of encryption 🚽💔

And can we talk about how companies are gettin' away with this kinda thing? I mean, the fact that Kohler removed "end-to-end encryption" from their marketing materials is just a clear sign that they're tryin to spin a narrative and avoid responsibility 🤥.

It's times like these that remind me why I'm all about prioritizin self-care and digital detox 🌱💻. At least when it comes to my own data, I get to have some control over how it's being used 👀. Anyway, gotta stay vigilant and keep an eye on these cybersecurity shenanigans 🔍🔒
 
Ugh, what's going on with these smart home innovations? First, it was smart speakers that were tracking our every move, now we've got toilets spitting out our poop and uploading it to some corporation for God's sake! 🚽😳 I mean, come on Kohler, didn't you guys learn anything from those smart speaker fiascos? And what's with the encryption claims? It's like they're speaking a different language or something. Like, if they're only encrypting data to the server, that's basically no security at all. And don't even get me started on these Chinese espionage threats... 🕵️‍♂️💻 It's like we're sleepwalking into some kind of digital disaster zone. What's going on with our government and cybersecurity? Can't they do anything to stop this? 😤
 
omg this is so messed up 🤯 the idea of a camera-enabled toilet that uploads your poop data to a corp is like something out of a bad sci-fi movie 🚽📸 and now it's real life?!? how can companies like Kohler just roll with this and ignore user security? shouldn't they be worried about people's data being compromised? 🤔

and what's up with the encryption claims tho? if it's not end-to-end, then what is it? 🤷‍♀️ it's like they're playing a game of "follow the money" where whoever has control over the data gets to decide how it's used 💸

and on another note, have you guys heard about this Chinese "Brickstorm" malware? 🤯 it sounds like something straight out of a spy thriller... how can we even keep our infrastructure safe from these types of threats? 😬
 
😒 this is so messed up... companies are just too greedy and don't care about security what's next? They gonna start monitoring our showers too 🚿💧? or maybe even our toilet habits 🚽👀 seriously though, who gives corporations free pass to snoop on our personal data? shouldn't we expect more from them, especially when it comes to our health and hygiene 🤢😷
 
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