OMG
I'm telling you, this year's Frozen Frenzy has got to be more than just a hockey tournament
️... think about it, 32 teams in one place, that's like a superpower meeting or something
. And with Alex Ovechkin getting close to that 900th goal, he must have some kind of special connection to the puck, right? Like, what if he's not just a great player, but also a vessel for the hockey gods?
And don't even get me started on the Devils and Avs game, it's like they're playing for more than just wins... I'm convinced there's some kind of hidden agenda going on behind the scenes.
Maybe the league wants to see which team has the most advanced technology in their locker rooms? 