Ugh, can you believe this?!

The Ashes are coming back and I'm beyond excited! But, like, have you seen the format of the series? A biennial thingy... it's just not fair to our teams, ya know? We're already struggling with consistency and injuries, and now they're gonna come at us every two years?!

It's like, can't they see we're trying over here?!
And don't even get me started on the scheduling! Five Tests in England, that's just brutal. I mean, our pitches are already known for being tricky, but now we'll have to deal with not one, not two, but FIVE of them?! It's like they want us to fail or something.

The Aussies will be there, sipping tea and enjoying their summer while we're over here sweating it out.
But you know what? I'm still gonna watch every single Test, because that's what fans do! We love our cricket and we love our rivalries! So, bring it on, Ashes! Bring. It. On!
