The year of the 'hectocorn': the $100bn tech companies that could float in 2026

I'm so over everyone freaking out about these tech giants making it big 🙄. I mean, $100 billion valuations? That's just a number and it'll probably come crashing down like all other get-rich-quick schemes 💸. And don't even get me started on the whole "Musk effect" thing – it's just hype at this point 🤣. Mark my words, these companies are gonna be the first ones to feel the heat when the market gets a little too crowded 🚨. And what's with everyone jumping on the crypto bandwagon? It's just a bubble waiting to burst 🎉. I'll believe it when I see some solid growth and not just empty promises 💔.
 
I mean, 100 billion valuations? That's like me trying to afford a decent apartment in LA 🏠💸, let alone buying one! But seriously, it's crazy to think about these companies going public and how that's gonna shake things up. I'm intrigued by OpenAI, though - AI is the future, right? Maybe they'll solve world hunger... or at least make me a better meme generator 🤣. Can't wait to see which ones make the cut (or don't) and how this whole "hectocorn" thing plays out!
 
🚀 I'm feeling super optimistic about these upcoming IPOs 🤩! It's insane to think that companies like SpaceX and Stripe are already valuations over $800 billion 💸! The potential for innovation and disruption is endless, and it's exciting to see the impact they'll have on our lives.

I also love that we're seeing more female-led companies like Canva making waves in the industry 🌟. As a society, let's celebrate these trailblazers and support their growth!

Investors are always gonna be a little nervous before an IPO, but I believe this "hectocorn" class is going to bring some much-needed excitement and hope to the market 💪! Fingers crossed for everyone involved! 🤞
 
can you believe how fast these companies are growing 🤯 it feels like just yesterday they were tiny startups and now they're valuation is bigger than a small country lol what's next? AI bubble or just tech innovation at its finest 💻 but for real though have you seen the prices of those SpaceX tickets 🚀 $200k+ anyone can afford to go to space? meanwhile, I'm still trying to get my friend to invest in that one startup he's been talking about 😂 guess it's a waiting game to see which ones will make it big 💸
 
I mean, think about it, if these tech giants are throwing around $100bn valuations like it's going out of style, what does that say about the current state of our economy? Are we just valuing growth and hype over actual substance and returns on investment? 🤔 And let's not forget, when you've got players like Elon Musk at the helm, you can bet your bottom dollar there's a whole lot of influence being wielded. Is that a good thing for democracy? Shouldn't our focus be on supporting entrepreneurs who create real value in society rather than just chasing after flashy valuations and the 'Musk effect'? 🚀
 
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