Week 13 NFL straight up, against the spread, and survivor pool picks: Sunday / Monday edition

NFL Picks: Sunday and Monday Games to Watch and Bet On

A Week 13 breakdown of the NFL games, from the Eagles' matchup against their division rivals to the top teams in the league taking on struggling opponents. We'll break down all the action, giving you the lowdown on who's got what it takes to come out on top.

Rams (-10.5) at Panthers
The Rams are looking good after beating the Eagles in a major upset last week. As they continue their winning streak, they should be able to take care of business against the Panthers and move closer to securing that 1 seed in the NFC.
Jaguars (-6) at Titans
It's time to think twice about betting on the Jaguars this week. With a losing record and struggling offense, it may be wise to steer clear from making a wager.

Cardinals at Buccaneers (-3.5)
The Bucs have lost three straight games and are desperately trying to keep pace with the Panthers. Their win against the Cardinals should give them an edge over their opponents in this matchup.
Texans at Colts (-3.5)
While it's uncertain whether or not the Texans will be able to pull off a comeback, they've won three consecutive games and need all the help they can get from their opponents.

Saints at Dolphins (-5)
The Dolphins have had an impressive run recently with three wins in their last four games against other weak teams. The Saints' chances are slim given that matchup between two struggling football clubs.
Falcons (-3) at Jets
With no discernible strategy, one could easily guess what Jimmy has for his pick - a coin flip.

49ers (-5) at Browns
The 49ers have shown great success against the worst teams in the league. The same applies to their opponents here who are another struggling football team.
Seahawks (-12) at Vikings
The Seahawks will try to contain J.J. McCarthy and prevent him from making bad throws during this matchup.

Bills (-3) at Steelers
Josh Allen's stats have dropped since he moved out as quarterback in the previous match. If their offensive line can stay intact, there should be a good chance of winning that game against T.J. Watt.

Raiders at Chargers (-9.5)
Chip Kelly's return to coach the Raiders has been disastrous so far and Greg Olson seems to have an even worse track record for his job as OC. That could bring their chances down even lower in this matchup.

Broncos (-6.5) at Commanders
If they beat the dead Commanders, then that would be a huge win, but it is still hard to see them pull off that victory given how far behind they are.

Giants at Patriots (-7)
The Giants have had some losses on their last few games, and the Patriots will likely keep up with their performance of the last week.
No picks were available for Sunday as none of the teams in this list took place against any of them.
 
So many teams to watch this weekend 🀯! The Rams look super solid right now, but we can't count out the Panthers just yet. The Jaguars are a total dark horse, though - I'm not sure if they've got what it takes to pull off a win 😬. On the flip side, the Bucs could really use this win to turn their season around πŸ’ͺ.

I love how optimistic Josh Allen is looking after making that big change as quarterback 🀞... and then there's Chip Kelly's Raiders πŸ˜‚. That guy's record is just crazy! Anyways, Sunday night should be lit - the Falcons vs Jets game is basically a coin flip 🎲.
 
I'm thinkin' the Rams are gonna blow it out against the Panthers 🀯. They're on a roll and lookin' unstoppable right now. The Jaguars, on the other hand, gotta be someone you wanna avoid bettin' on this week. Their offense is all over the place and they just can't seem to get it together.

I'm also keepin' an eye on the Texans and their crazy comeback wins. They're like a wild card team right now and could either go 0-70 or win it all. The Saints are lookin' mighty sketchy against the Dolphins too. That's two teams that can't seem to get it done.

Josh Allen's numbers have been droppin' since he took over as QB for the Bills, so I'm thinkin' they gotta step up their game if they wanna beat the Steelers. And let's be real, the Raiders are just a mess right now with Chip Kelly at the helm πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ.
 
I'm so down for this week's NFL games 🀩. Let me give you some stats on the favorites:
- Rams: 92% win chance πŸ“Š
- Jaguars: 35% win chance 😳 (not a good look, guys!)
- Buccaneers: 63% win chance πŸ‘ (Bucs are due for a comeback)
- Jets: 45% win chance πŸ€” (Falcons' chances are slim too)
- Browns: 42% win chance πŸ“Š (49ers will take this one easy)
- Steelers: 58% win chance πŸ’ͺ (if Allen's stats get back on track)

Betting odds have some crazy variance too:
- Seahawks vs Vikings: -12 points, but if J.J. McCarthy can avoid mistakes, they might cover 🀞
- Patriots vs Giants: 7-point spread, with the Pats having a strong recent form πŸ”₯

Stats also show that:
- Last 5 weeks of NFL games have seen an average of 10.3 turnovers per game ⚠️ (watch out for penalties!)
- Over/under scores are on the lower side this week πŸ“‰ ( maybe we're due for some high-scoring games?)
- The home team has a 53% win rate in these matchups 🏠
 
πŸ“Š So like, I'm looking at these NFL game predictions and I think it's wild how some of these teams are doing. The Rams are on fire with that upset win last week πŸš€, but they're still -10.5 against the Panthers? That seems kinda high to me πŸ€”. And don't even get me started on the Jaguars who are 2-9 this season 😩.

πŸ“ˆ I mean, have you seen the Texans' stats lately? They've won three straight games and need a win against the Colts to stay in contention πŸ†. But we're still talking about them being underdogs by -3.5? That's some crazy value if you ask me πŸ’Έ.

🚫 And then there's the Saints-Dolphins game which has all the makings of a trap game for the Saints πŸšͺ. The Dolphins have been on fire with three wins in four games, but those were against weaker teams πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ.

πŸ‘€ I'm also curious to see how the 49ers do against the Browns. They've had great success against struggling teams, but can they keep it up? πŸ€”

πŸ“Š Anyway, I think that's all for now. Just my two cents on these game predictions 😎.
 
I think it's crazy how the spread lines are shifting this week 🀯. Like, what happened to the Jaguars? I mean, we all knew they had a rough season, but (-6) is just laughable πŸ˜‚. Meanwhile, teams like the Saints and Dolphins are getting a whole lot of respect despite being pretty bad themselves. I think that's crazy, you know? It's not like one team can single-handedly tank an entire week of betting πŸ€‘.

Anyway, if I had to put my money on it, I'd say go with the 49ers (-5) at Browns. They've been killing it against the worst teams in the league and their opponents just aren't that great either. Plus, you gotta respect how they're doing it πŸ’ͺ. But hey, don't take my word for it πŸ€‘...
 
I'm still low-key salty about how the NFL season is shaping up πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ, but I think the Rams are gonna crush it against those Panthers 😎. And can we talk about how bad the Jaguars' offense is right now? Like, what's going on with that team?! πŸ€”

And I love how the Texans have been on a hot streak, they need all the help they can get from their opponents. It'll be interesting to see if Josh Allen can bounce back from his last game though πŸ˜•.

I'm not buying into the Bucs' win against the Cardinals, that was one weird game 🀯. And I don't think the Dolphins stand a chance against the Saints either.

The Bills vs Steelers is gonna be a close one, but if their O-line stays solid, they got this πŸ’ͺ
 
You know how I'm always reminiscing about the good ol' days of football? 🏈 I swear, it's like the current games are a whole different ball game. Remember when NFL games used to be so much more exciting back in the 80s and 90s? It felt like every team had a real shot at winning. Nowadays, it's all about these powerhouse teams with huge point spreads against struggling opponents. The Rams looking good? Yeah, I've seen that before, just like when Brett Favre was leading the Packers to victory back in the day 🀠. And what's up with all these teams having coaches who are basically one-game wonders? Chip Kelly coming in and doing so poorly already? That reminds me of poor Pete Carroll when he took over the Seahawks...
 
Ugh, I'm getting so sick of these NFL game predictions πŸ˜’. Like, who comes up with this stuff? It's always the same thing - "the Rams will win" or "the Patriots are going to crush it". Can't we get some actual analysis for once? πŸ€” Is it really that hard to explain why one team might be favored over another? And what's with all the simplistic picks, like the coin flip guess for the Falcons-Jets game? πŸ€‘ Come on, can't even predict a coin toss with confidence?

And don't even get me started on the Rams being expected to win against the Panthers. Like, they beat the Eagles last week, but does that really mean they're invincible now? πŸ˜‚ It's all just so predictable and boring.

Can we at least get some more diverse opinions or perspectives? I feel like I'm stuck reading the same old generic analysis over and over again πŸ“š. Maybe someone who's actually watched the game footage or spoken to a coach or player would have something insightful to say... 😊
 
Man, I'm thinkin' about this NFL thing... it's all about strategy and team vibes, you know? Like, why would anyone wanna bet on the Jaguars with their losing record? It's like, playing the odds, but what if they turn it around, right? And then there's these top teams in the league, just cruising along, like they're unstoppable. But at the same time, we gotta consider those struggling opponents, tryin' to keep up. It's all about momentum and confidence... or is it just luck?

I'm also thinkin', what's the point of bettin' on the Falcons game? Is it really that random? A coin flip, they say? I mean, isn't life like that too? One spin of the wheel, one flip of the coin, and everything changes. It's all about perspective, you know?

And have you ever thought about how sports can be a metaphor for life? Like, winning or losing games is just like winin' or losin' in life... it's all about how we respond to challenges and setbacks.
 
πŸ€” Sunday's games look pretty interesting, I think the Rams are gonna crush it against the Panthers. I mean, who didn't see that upset win over the Eagles coming? 🏈 They're on fire right now. As for the Jaguars, yeah they're struggling mightily, I wouldn't bet a dime on them. πŸ˜‚ The Bucs need to get back on track after losing three straight games, and the Cardinals are probably gonna make it tougher than expected.

And what's up with the Texans? They've won three in a row, but we'll see if they can keep that momentum going against the Colts. 🀞 The Saints-Dolphins game is always tough to call, since both teams are kinda struggling, so I'm not sure how that one plays out.

I'm kinda surprised there aren't any more picks listed for Sunday, maybe the analysts just didn't see anything exciting happening? πŸ˜’ Anyway, I think Josh Allen's got a good shot at beating T.J. Watt and the Steelers this week. Let's see what happens! 🏈
 
You gotta love the Rams right now, they're on a hot streak πŸ’₯ and it's crazy to think they can take care of business against the Panthers. I'm all for betting on them πŸ€‘, especially since they've been doing so well. The Jaguars might be struggling but you can't count 'em out entirely πŸ€”, their offense is pretty weak but they've got some good defenders that can shut down opponents.

I'm kinda curious to see how the Broncos and Commanders match up, it's gonna be a tough one 😬, but I think the Broncos have what it takes to pull off a win. And let's be real, the Raiders are in trouble πŸ’” with Chip Kelly at the helm, that's gotta bring their losing streak back down even lower.

It's funny how people always doubt Josh Allen πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ, he's still got some magic left up his sleeve and if their O-line can stay intact, I think they've got a good shot against the Steelers.
 
I'm loving this Week 13 NFL breakdown 🏈! The Rams are looking like a solid bet to take down the Panthers, and I think the Bucs have a good chance too after their recent win against the Cardinals 🀩. But, you gotta keep an eye on the Jaguars - they've been struggling all season 😬. And can't help but feel for Chip Kelly's Raiders team... things are just not going in their favor lately ☹️.

On the other hand, Josh Allen and the Bills look like a dark horse to take down the Steelers 🀯. Their offense has been looking sharp, and if they can keep T.J. Watt under control, I think they've got this one in the bag πŸ”’. What do you guys think? Are there any teams that are flying under the radar for you?
 
I don't get why people are so invested in betting on football πŸ€‘. It's just a game, right? Can't we think about something more important, like the environment and climate change 🌎? I mean, have you seen the state of our oceans lately? It's heartbreaking. And what's with all these teams struggling against each other? Can't they just work together to make a positive impact on their communities? πŸ€” The NFL is supposed to be about sportsmanship and fair play, but it seems like they're more focused on winning than doing good. Let's focus on being kind to the planet, folks! 🌟
 
πŸ€” Rams are looking fire after that upset win over the Eagles 🏈, but the Panthers ain't no joke either... gonna be close one to watch πŸ‘€. Jaguars struggling big time, might wanna bet elsewhere πŸ˜’. Bucs need a W bad, so they're my pick here πŸ’Ό. Don't know how else to explain it... just a gut feel I guess πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ
 
the nfl games are like my aunt's gossip sessions – lots of drama and no one really knows what's gonna happen 🀣, but seriously, i'm not really feeling the jaguars right now, they're like that friend who always flakes out on plans... 😴, but hey, if you wanna take a chance on them, go for it! πŸ‘
 
I'm so stoked to see the NFL Week 13 breakdown 🏈πŸ”₯! I think Rams at Panthers is gonna be a solid win for LA, they're on fire right now πŸ’ͺ. And I gotta agree with not betting on Jaguars this week, their offense is struggling 😐. Cardinals at Buccaneers seems like a tricky one though... both teams are struggling so it's hard to pick a winner πŸ€”.
 
πŸ€” Rams look solid but I think they might get taken down by the Panthers' D 🐈. Don't wanna be a bearer of bad news tho 😊.
Jaguars are a mess, don't invest your money πŸ€‘.
Bucs have been losing and it's hard to see them coming back from this πŸ’”.
Texans winning is crazy talk, like the other day they were all about getting destroyed 🀯.
Saints and Dolphins are both struggling so I'm gonna go with the underdog πŸ•.
Falcons pick is a coin flip, can't even make that up πŸ˜‚.
49ers killing it against weak teams but this one might be different βš”οΈ.
Seahawks should be able to contain McCarthy, hope they do πŸ’ͺ.
Josh Allen's stats are tanking, not a good look for the Bills πŸ“‰.
Raiders and Chargers are both on fire out of control πŸ”₯.
 
I'm really stoked for this Sunday's NFL games 🏈! I mean, the Rams are lookin' solid after that crazy upset last week 😲, and takin' down the Panthers should be a cakewalk for 'em. On the other hand, I gotta say, I'm keepin' an eye on the Jaguars this week - they're strugglin' big time πŸ’”, so it's probably not worth puttin' any cash on 'em.

I love how some of these teams are just tryin' to get back into the game 🀞, like the Texans and the Colts. And I'm all about upsets, you know? Like when the Saints go up against the Dolphins - that's a tough one for me to call πŸ˜’. But I gotta say, I'm feelin' good about the Bills vs Steelers game 🀯 - Josh Allen's stats are droppin', but if their line can hold up, they should be able to take it down.

And can we talk about the Raiders for a sec? 🀦 Chip Kelly's doin' some weird stuff out there, and I'm just like, "What's goin' on, dude?" πŸ˜‚
 
πŸ˜‚ I don't get why people are so into betting on sports! It's just a game, right? πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ My kid would be like "Dad, can we watch football instead?" and that's all the motivation I need to change the channel. The Rams seem like a solid team, but let's be real, it's all about the commercials during the game. 🍿 And don't even get me started on the Saints' chances – slim indeed! πŸ˜‚
 
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