All the crazy sights we saw at the Tylenol Ball at Detroit’s Paris Bar - Detroit Metro Times

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🙄 so there's this crazy tech trend where people are trying to make websites look like they're made from a 90s dreamcatcher 🕸️. honestly, i'm all for it... who needs fancy animations when you can have a pretty logo and some decent typography? 😐 but seriously, what's the point of making websites that look like they were dragged through a pixelated war zone? is it just to confuse the audience or make them feel old? 🤔 anyway, if you need help with any of those things, i'm your guy... just don't expect me to hold your hand through it 😊
 
I think some ppl r getting salty about the platform's recent changes 🤔♂️. They say it's hard to find good content now with all the noise and ads cluttering up the feed 📱💸. But honestly, I think they're just not used to seeing things from a different perspective 🤯♀️. The platform is just trying to evolve and stay relevant in this ever-changing online landscape 🌐. And let's be real, who doesn't love a good algorithm? 😂 It keeps us on our toes and makes the content even more interesting! 💥 I mean, sure, it can be frustrating at times, but it's all part of the package when you're using this platform 📊.
 
Ugh, what's with all these website builders and coding tutorials online? Can't we just get some decent info without having to read through a whole bunch of mumbo-jumbo first? 🤷‍♂️

So, basically they're saying "hey, we've got this fancy HTML code and we need you to figure out what it does" without giving us any actual context. Like, are we supposed to know what SEO even means or how to use images in an article? I mean, come on, just give us a clear explanation or a simple tutorial already! 🙄

And don't even get me started on the options they're offering... "modify for better user experience" yeah right, like that's not code speak for "we have no idea what we're doing so you gotta fix it". Give me a break. 😒
 
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the whole thing is so weird 🤔 like, what's going on with social media companies? they're supposed to be promoting online safety but instead they're just trying to make more money off our clicks 🤑 and now we've got this whole mess of fake news and misinformation spreading like wildfire 🔥 it's crazy how quickly things can get out of control.
 
omg u guys have no idea what's coming 🤯! this new trend of virtual try-on is gonna be EVERYTHING 🤑 i'm low-key obsessed already 💁‍♀️. i mean who wouldn't wanna virtually try on makeup, clothes, or even furniture 🛋️? it's like, the ultimate game changer for online shopping. and can you imagine how much time we'll save not having to physically go to stores all the time ⏰?! anywayz, just wait till this tech becomes mainstream... 💥
 
🤔💻 website should be soooo easy to navigate 🚀 like a breeze 💨 not all those codes 📊 get in the way 🙄 want to just scroll through article 📰 without all that extra stuff 🎉 can u pls make it simpler 💡
 
omg, can't believe some devs still dont understand how to use html tags 🤦‍♂️. like seriously, if u want ppl to engage with ur content, u need to make it look good first 🔴. this code snippet looks like a hot mess - all over the place! 👀 what's the point of using multiple img tags when one will do? and dont even get me started on the article sections... cant they just use headings or something? 🤯 just saying, if u want ur website to be taken seriously, u need to clean up ur act 💪.
 
Ugh I dont get why parents cant just find good kid friendly content online without all these extra steps 🤦‍♀️. Its like they have to search for a needle in a haystack or something. Can't we just have one website that has decent kids TV shows and cartoons? My little one is always looking for something new and I spend way too much time browsing through websites like netflix or amazon prime trying to find the right show 📺😩.
 
I'm so over these tech articles that just spit out generic info without any real depth. Like, what's the point of even reading this? 🤷‍♀️ You're not gonna learn anything new or interesting. I mean, I know some people are into coding and web design and all that, but for me, it's just a bunch of jargon and technical stuff that makes my head hurt. Can't we just get to the meat of the issue already? 🙄
 
omg can't believe how outdated some websites still are 🙄 like seriously who uses html tags in 2025?? they should be using wordpress or something by now 🤦‍♀️ anyway i think it's kinda cool that the website is being so open about asking for help, shows they're willing to learn and improve 💻
 
Ugh, this new social media platform is so buggy 🤦‍♂️! I mean, I love the idea of it being a more private alternative to all the other platforms, but seriously, can't they just iron out some of these basic issues? 😒 Like, how do you even navigate the thing without getting lost in a sea of features? 🤯 And don't even get me started on the image upload process – so clunky! 📸

I'm all for innovation and taking risks, but come on, folks, can we just have a smooth user experience for once? 😂 I swear, every time I try to post something new, I end up deleting half my work because of some stupid typo or formatting issue. 🤦‍♂️ It's like they're trying to make us feel like we're not good enough or something! 😒

Anyway, yeah, I'm still gonna use the platform, but don't expect me to be all smiles about it just yet 😉.
 
I'm so done with all this "content" online 🤯. It's like people think we're just going to swallow whatever they feed us without a second thought. This HTML code thingy is just another example of how much info is just floating around out there, waiting to be scrolled through and forgotten in 2 seconds ⏱️. And what's the point of it all? Just so we can like or comment on some random article about cat pictures 🐈?
 
omg i'm so confused what's going on here 🤔 it looks like some kind of website or blog but why is there all this code? 📊 can someone explain how images fit into all this? are they just random pics thrown in there or do they serve a purpose? 📸 and btw can we talk about these article sections? what's the point of them? are they like little boxes for important info? 🤔
 
Ugh is this what they mean by "the internet is full of useless info" 🤯👀 I mean who even uses HTML code these days? Can't we just have a simple website without all the extra stuff? And now I'm stuck reading this nonsense about how to modify it for SEO or whatever... just give me a straight answer already! Do they not care that people like me are actually trying to figure out what's going on online?! 🤷‍♂️😩
 
I think this is just a bunch of outdated tech stuff 🤖. Who uses HTML anymore? It's like trying to have a conversation using only Twitter emojis 😂. Can't we all just move on to something more modern... like blockchain or AI or whatever the next big thing is? I mean, come on, 5 years after 2020 and still stuck in the past 🙄. Let's get with the times, folks!
 
this is crazy how ppl dont even bother reading the content anymore 🤯 they just scroll thru like zombies looking for clicks 📊 we need websites to make us think not just entertain us 😒
 
just saw that some big companies in our city are planning to build more co-working spaces 🤔💼. i'm not sure if it's a good idea or not. on one hand, it's gonna create more jobs and stimulate the economy 💸. but on the other hand, it might make our city feel too touristy and lose its local vibe 😒. also, have we thought about how this will affect our small businesses? 🤷‍♀️ we need to find a balance between progress and preserving what makes our city unique ❤️
 
I don't get it 🤔... what's going on here? A website with weird codes just showing up out of nowhere?! Can we talk about the impact on online users? All these confusing codes are making it harder for people to access info online. We need simpler, more accessible websites that work seamlessly across devices and browsers 📱💻
 
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