An eco obscenity: Norman Foster's steroidal new skyscraper is an affront to the New York skyline

Norman Foster's latest skyscraper in New York is an affront to the city's iconic skyline, boasting a gargantuan steel structure that dwarfs its sleeker neighbors. The $4 billion JP Morgan tower stands at 423 meters tall, with 95,000 tonnes of structural steel, dwarfing even the Empire State Building. This colossal building has been dubbed "the New York final boss," and its sheer scale is an affront to the city's architectural heritage.

Foster+Partners' design, led by Foster himself, prioritizes brute force over elegance, with a bulbous shape that dominates the street level. The tower's exterior appears more like a factory complex than a refined skyscraper, with steel columns splayed out at each corner like giant fingers. The façade is also marred by an incongruous granite "cliff face," designed by Maya Lin, which looks more like something from Disney's Frontierland.

Inside, the building is just as ostentatious, featuring a labyrinthine office layout with circadian rhythm lighting to create a detachment from the outside world. The lobby boasts great walls of fluted travertine and Gerhard Richter paintings, creating an environment that feels like a Las Vegas casino. However, critics argue that this sterile, controlled atmosphere is a far cry from a healthy work environment.

The building's structural logic has also been called into question, with some engineers suggesting that the tower could be made more efficient with fewer steel columns and reduced spans. The real culprit behind the massive steel structure, however, was a 2017 zoning change that encouraged demolition in East Midtown to make way for newer developments like Hudson Yards.

This trend towards supersized skyscrapers threatens the very essence of New York's architectural identity. Foster's European headquarters project in Canary Wharf promises even more of the same, with a design that looks more like a goliath than a refined office building. As one observer put it, "the city will soon resemble a huddle of bloated bankers squeezed into stilettos," casting long shadows over cherished peaks and obliterating views of the city.

The sheer cost of this extravagance is staggering, with JP Morgan's new tower estimated to be worth $4 billion. As the bank continues to assert its dominance in the financial world, it seems that Foster+Partners has created a monument to corporate power – one that looks less like architecture and more like a behemoth from a fantasy realm.
 
I don’t usually comment but this new skyscraper in New York is just too much 🤯 I mean, 423 meters tall is crazy! You can barely see the Empire State Building anymore, it's like a tiny little brother next to this giant 👊 The design is so... industrial, I don’t get why they went for that factory complex look. It looks like something from a sci-fi movie 🚀 And don't even get me started on that granite "cliff face" 😒

I think what bothers me the most is how it's changing the vibe of the city. It's already getting so expensive to live in NYC and now we're just gonna have more skyscrapers like this? 🤦‍♂️ I mean, can't we get some balance between progress and preserving our iconic skyline? 💔
 
Ugh, can you believe this thing? 🤯 It's like they took all the elegance out of NYC's skyline and replaced it with a giant metal monstrosity 🚧💣 I mean, what's wrong with a little bit of restraint? The Empire State Building is an iconic symbol of the city, not some cookie-cutter skyscraper that dwarfs everything around it. And don't even get me started on the "granite cliff face" – sounds like something Disney would slap together for their theme park 😂

And have you seen the lobby? It's like a luxurious casino in there 🎲👀 Not exactly what I'd call a healthy work environment. I mean, can't they just design something that blends into the community instead of sticking out like a sore thumb? 🤦‍♀️ The fact that it's costing $4 billion is just crazy – like, who needs that much money for one building? 💸 It's like they're trying to make a statement about corporate power or something. Newsflash: architecture isn't about grandstanding; it's about creating something beautiful and functional 😊
 
omg this new JP Morgan tower is straight up crazy 😲 423 meters tall and $4 billion price tag?! that's just insane 💸 i mean, i get it, it's supposed to be some kinda statement piece, but honestly it looks like a giant metal factory complex on steroids 🤯 norman foster should've gone for something sleeker and more elegant instead of this clunky, bulbous design 🚫 can we please keep the iconic skyline intact? 🙅‍♂️ i'm loving the idea of fewer steel columns and reduced spans for structural efficiency though 📈 and that granite "cliff face" looks like a total misfire 😒 might as well be something from disney's frontierland lol 👎
 
I gotta say, this new tower by Norman Foster is just too much for my taste 😩. I mean, come on, a 423-meter skyscraper in the city of New York? It's like they're trying to outdo each other with the most ginormous structures. And what's up with all that steel and concrete? It looks like a giant factory complex stuck in the middle of Manhattan 🤯.

And don't even get me started on the granite "cliff face" thingy... it's just so... Disney-esque 😒. I mean, can't they design something a bit more elegant and refined? And what's with all the expensive artwork and fancy lighting inside? It sounds like a luxury hotel lobby to me 🏨.

As someone who's lived in New York for decades, I've seen some amazing architecture come and go, but this JP Morgan tower just feels like another money grab. And at $4 billion, wow... that's just crazy 💸. I guess when you're a giant bank like JP Morgan, you can pretty much build whatever you want without worrying about the consequences 🤑.

I'm all for progress and innovation, but sometimes it feels like we're losing sight of what makes our cities truly special – their character, their charm, and their soul ❤️. Let's hope this is just a trend that passes us by and we can get back to building buildings that make us proud 🤞.
 
Ugh, I mean, isn't it just... exciting 🤯 to see a $4 billion skyscraper that's literally trying to dwarf every other building in the city? It's like Foster+Partners took all the leftover architectural dreams they had and threw them into one giant steel monstrosity 💥. And don't even get me started on that "granite cliff face" Maya Lin designed – it's like something straight out of a Disney theme park 🎢. I guess you could say the building is trying to create an environment that feels... sterile? controlled? yeah, that's the word 🤪. But hey, at least the lobby has some fancy art and marble walls to make up for it 🖼️. On the bright side, I'm sure the views from the top will be... interesting 😳.
 
omg u guys i cant even!! this new skyscraper in nyc is literally a monstrosity 🤯 the steel structure is so obnoxious it's like they took every ugly building design and mashed them all together 🚧 the fact that it dwarfs the empire state building is just sad, what happened to iconic skyline vibes? 😔 i mean i get it JP Morgan wants to make a statement but does they have to look like a factory complex?! 🤪 and dont even get me started on the granite "cliff face" it's like they asked maya lin to do her worst 😂 and inside its just an over-the-top office space that feels more like a casino than a place to work 🎲 i mean what's next? a giant wall of waterfalls in the lobby?! 🌊 ugh
 
I'm low-key salty about this new JP Morgan skyscraper 🤔💸. I mean, who thought 95,000 tonnes of steel was a good idea? It's like they took all the leftover building materials from the city's iconic skyline and just... assembled them into this giant monstrosity 😳. And don't even get me started on the design - it looks like something out of a bad sci-fi movie 🚀.

But what really gets my goat is that this behemoth was made possible by a zoning change in 2017, which basically allowed East Midtown to be demolished and replaced with newer developments like Hudson Yards 🤦‍♂️. It's like they took all the city's charm and history and just... traded it for more steel and glass 🏙️.

I mean, I get that New York needs to stay competitive in the financial world, but can't we have some style and flair while doing it? 💁‍♀️ This building is like a giant's fist punching through the city's architectural heritage 🥊. And at $4 billion, it's just... ugh 💸. Can't we just slow down for once and appreciate the little things about our city instead of just trying to one-up each other? 🤷‍♂️
 
idk about this new skyscraper in NYC... i mean, i know its supposed to be "iconic" but honestly, doesnt it just look like some giant metal monster looming over the city? 🤖 423 meters tall is crazy, thats even taller than the ESB! what was the point of adding so many steel columns tho? its all about brute force and not elegance or design at all. and the granite "cliff face" looks so out of place... like something from a disney theme park 🎢

and i heard the inside is super sterile too... circadian rhythm lighting to make you feel detached from the outside world? no thanks, im good with getting some natural light and fresh air while i work 😴🌞. i mean, cannt we have buildings that blend in with the citys skyline instead of making it look like a giant game of connect the dots?

and what really gets me is that its just another example of corporate greed 💸... like, who needs a building worth $4 billion anyway? cant we prioritize something more important than just being the tallest thing in town? 🤔
 
omg u guys I'm literally shaking thinking about this new skyscraper in NYC! 423 meters tall is crazy 💥 the steel structure is so ginormous it's like something out of a sci-fi movie 🤖 and don't even get me started on the design it looks like a factory complex not a sleek skyscraper 🤦‍♀️ I mean what happened to all the elegant buildings in NYC?

and can we talk about the granite "cliff face" Maya Lin designed... it's so out of place 😂 it feels like something from Disney's Frontierland, ugh! and have you seen the lobby with the great walls of travertine and Gerhard Richter paintings? it looks like a Vegas casino 🎲 not at all what I'd want to work in every day

and can we talk about the zoning change that made this whole thing possible? 2017 was a wild year for NYC's architecture 🤯 now we're seeing skyscrapers everywhere and it's just so... much 💸 the cost is just insane $4 billion?!?! ugh why do they have to make everything so extravagant?! 😩
 
I'm not sure what's wrong with this new skyscraper in New York 🤔...it just doesn't feel right, you know? I mean, I get it, it's meant to be impressive and all that, but the scale is just too much. It's like they took a bunch of steel pipes and just kinda...went big. And what's with the granite "cliff face"? It looks like something out of a bad sci-fi movie 🚀.

I think we need to remember why New York City is so special in the first place: its character, its charm. We don't need some giant steel monster dominating the skyline just because it's expensive and fancy 😅. And have you seen the lobby? It's like they took a page straight out of a bad casino playbook 🎲.

I'm not sure what the future holds for our city's architecture, but I hope we can do better than this...we should be striving for something that's beautiful and functional, not just some massive ego project 💔.
 
🤯 This Norman Foster tower is straight up massive 🌆! I mean, 423 meters tall? That's like, insane 😲! And $4 billion?! 🤑 That's just too much 💸. It looks like a factory complex more than a sleek skyscraper 👀. The granite "cliff face" looks so out of place 🤪 and the circadian rhythm lighting is just... weird 😴. I get that it's supposed to be some fancy, sterile work environment, but honestly, it just feels like a casino lobby 🎲. And don't even get me started on the steel columns 🤯 - giant fingers? What?! 🙅‍♂️ Can we please go back to having a more balanced skyline? 🌆😩
 
I mean, I get why people are upset about this new skyscraper in NYC 🤔. The thing is, architecture is all about personal taste, right? Some people might think the JP Morgan tower is a masterpiece, with its sleek lines and brutalist design 💥. But for others, it's just too much – like, whoa 😱. I'm not saying Norman Foster didn't do his research on the building codes or anything 🤓.

I feel for those who are worried about the environmental impact of such massive structures 🌎. The steel usage is insane, and I can see why some engineers would say it's a waste of resources 💸. But at the same time, I think we have to acknowledge that NYC needs more commercial space, especially in areas like East Midtown where development has been stagnant for years 📈.

It's just a shame that this $4 billion behemoth is going to overshadow some of the city's most iconic landmarks 🗼️. I mean, can't we find a way to preserve our cultural heritage while still moving forward? Maybe it's time for a more inclusive design process that takes into account multiple perspectives and stakeholders 🤝.
 
omg I just saw this article about Norman Foster's new skyscraper in NYC and I'm like totally confused 🤔... I mean, 423 meters tall? That's insane! And $4 billion? Like, what's the point of that kinda money? Are they just trying to outdo each other or something? 💸

And don't even get me started on the design... it looks like a giant metal factory 🤖. I mean, I know architecture is supposed to be all about making statements and whatnot, but this just seems so... excessive 😂. And that "cliff face" thingy Maya Lin designed? More like a Disney castle than an actual building, lol.

But seriously, it's kinda sad that it's gonna change the whole feel of NYC's skyline. I love how the city has this eclectic mix of old and new architecture 🌆. Maybe they should've just stuck with something more... elegant 😊.
 
Wow 😮🏙️ Interesting how some skyscrapers are just too big for their own good 🤯. I mean, $4 billion is insane 💸 but you can't deny the engineering feat 🌆 that JP Morgan's tower is. The steel structure is mind-boggling 🤔, but at what cost to the city's aesthetic? 🤷‍♂️
 
OMG, I'm literally dying over this new skyscraper in NYC!!! 🤯 It's like Norman Foster+Partners took all the style and elegance of the city and just...dumped it for a giant steel mess 😂. The building looks so outdated and factory-like, with those ridiculous granite columns that look straight outta Disney World 🎢. And don't even get me started on the lobby, it's like they took every bad Vegas casino and mashed them all together 💃.

I mean, I get that the city needs new developments and all, but come on, can't we have something a bit more tasteful than this behemoth? It's like Foster is trying to prove who's the biggest boss in town (hence the "New York final boss" nickname 🤣). Newsflash: it's not about being big and bold, it's about blending in with the city's aesthetic.

And have you seen the cost of this thing? $4 BILLION?! 😱 That's just outrageous. It's like Foster+Partners is more concerned with showing off their bank account than with creating something beautiful for the people 🤑. I mean, can't we get a building that doesn't look like it was made by a giant steel spider? 🕷️ Ugh, just thinking about it makes me want to scream! 😤
 
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