An eco obscenity: Norman Foster's steroidal new skyscraper is an affront to the New York skyline

The Skyline's Dark Horse: JP Morgan's Colossal Headquarters is a Monstrous Affront to Manhattan's Aesthetic

In the midst of New York City's iconic skyline, a behemoth has emerged that threatens to upend the delicate balance of style and substance. The new headquarters of JP Morgan, designed by renowned architect Norman Foster, is an unapologetic display of excess, with 95,000 tonnes of structural steel that dwarfs even the Empire State Building in terms of sheer mass.

This gargantuan structure, which stands at 423 meters tall with 60 floors, appears more like a brutish lummox than a sleek skyscraper. Its bulky shape is a far cry from the slender, elegant spires that define Manhattan's skyline. The building's sheer size and weight have been criticized for its excessive use of steel, with some engineers estimating that it would take up to 20-30% less material if the design were tweaked.

At street level, the building erupts with gargantuan steel columns that fan out at each corner like Nosferatu fingers, giving it a menacing and foreboding presence. The base of the tower is flanked by shallow steps and planters designed to deter lingering pedestrians, effectively creating a "public space" that feels more like a private enclosure.

Despite its intimidating appearance, the building's interior boasts an array of opulent touches, including great walls of travertine marble, grand staircases, and even a 19-restaurant food court. The office floors are designed to be column-free, with carefully calibrated lighting to create a detached environment that encourages employees to stay at their desks for long periods.

But the true horror show is the building's theatrics, which transform into a glittering crown of lights every evening. This spectacle, created by artist Leo Villareal, has been hailed as a work of art but also raises questions about the role of spectacle in corporate branding.

The JP Morgan tower is not an isolated incident; it is merely one of many steroidal skyscrapers that are sprouting up across Midtown Manhattan. A nearby development at 350 Park Avenue, designed by Foster+Partners, has been granted permission for a similarly massive structure that promises to cast even longer shadows over the city's iconic peaks.

The cumulative effect of these developments is a worrying trend towards homogenization and soullessness in New York City's skyline. As developers continue to push the boundaries of what is possible with sheer scale and ambition, it remains to be seen whether they will prioritize form and function or simply follow the dictates of unbridled capital.

For those who care deeply about preserving Manhattan's aesthetic, the JP Morgan tower is a harbinger of a future that promises to be both brutal and breathtaking. As the city's skyline continues to evolve, one thing is certain: it will never be the same again.
 
omg u guys i just read this article about jpmorgan's new headquaters in manhattan and like my god it's so ugly 🀯 i'm not even kidding 95k tonnes of steel is crazy and it looks like a giant metal monster standing there on the sidewalk its like they took all the leftover parts from a superhero movie prop stash and glued them together with some super strong glue

and don't even get me started on the inside of the building i mean great walls of travertine marble and grand staircases yeah sure but who needs that when u can just have 19 restaurants πŸ΄πŸ‘€

but what really gets me is the way its all like "oh look we're a big corporation now we need to prove it" with this stupid light show every evening i'm not even mad i'm actually kinda inspired by leo villareal's work but at the same time i'm also super worried about what the future of manhattan will hold if we keep building these giant steel monoliths πŸŒ†πŸ’₯
 
I gotta say, 423 meters tall is just crazy! I mean, I get it, they wanna make an impact, but it's like they forgot about the whole " Manhattan has a skyline, not a fortress" vibe 🀯. It's all about the details, bro - those steel columns look straight outta some kinda sci-fi movie. And don't even get me started on the lights show - it's like they're trying to blind everyone within a 5-block radius πŸ”¦.

And have you seen the cost of living in NYC lately? That building is just gonna be a money pit πŸ€‘. I mean, what's next? A giant skyscraper with a moat and drawbridge? It's all about prioritizing profit over people, ya know?

I'm not saying we shouldn't wanna make an impression, but can't we do it without being so...extra πŸ’β€β™€οΈ? Give me something with some character, you know? Not just a giant steel monolith that screams "I'M A BANK, HEAR ME ROAR!" πŸ˜‚
 
I feel for the architects and developers trying to push boundaries but sometimes I think we forget about balance πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ. I mean, 423 meters tall? That's like building a skyscraper that touches the clouds! 🌫️ But at what cost? It's all about the aesthetics, you know? I'm not saying it can't be sleek and modern, but do we need to sacrifice style for sheer scale? πŸ€”

And those steel columns, man... they're like giant metal fingers reaching out, trying to grab you from across the street πŸ˜…. Not exactly what I'd call welcoming, you know? But hey, at least it's a conversation starter, right? πŸ’¬
 
πŸ€” the question isn't whether the building is ugly or not, but what does it say about our values as a society πŸ€‘ we're willing to shell out billions for these monoliths and then wonder why they're soulless? and what's with all this emphasis on corporate branding and spectacle? don't get me wrong, art is great, but can't we find a way to make buildings that inspire us without making them look like they were built by a giant metal spider πŸ•·οΈ
 
omg, 423 meters tall?! thats like, totally insane 🀯! i mean dont get me wrong, norman foster is a genius architect and all but cmon, can we have some variety in our skyline? its like we're trying to outdo each other with the tallest building instead of focusing on actually making it pretty πŸŒ†. and those steel columns at the base? no thanks, they look like they were ripped straight from a nightmare movie 😱. im all for innovation and progress but can we pls have some balance in our city's aesthetic? its not just about the money, it's about what makes us beautiful πŸ™
 
πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ This building is literally killing the vibe of Manhattan. I mean, who thought 95,000 tonnes of steel was a good idea? It's like they took all the style and elegance of the city and just... crushed it 🀯 And don't even get me started on those 'gargantuan' columns - more like gargantuan eyesores πŸ€ͺ At least the interior is opulent, but honestly who needs that much marble and stuff? It's just gonna make the building feel even more pretentious. And what's up with the lights at night? Is it supposed to be some kind of corporate art installation or what? 🎨 Not sure about you guys, but this tower just seems like a big fat symbol of everything wrong with Manhattan's development priorities πŸ˜’
 
it's crazy how our perception of beauty can shift when faced with something massive like this building 🀯, i mean think about it, 95,000 tonnes of steel is a LOT and it's hard not to feel like we're staring at some kind of architectural behemoth... but at the same time, isn't that what makes manhattan so iconic - its ability to balance old and new, elegance and excess? πŸ€” maybe this building is just pushing the envelope on what we consider "style" and "function"... it's also got me thinking about the role of art in our lives, like leo villareal's light show... is it adding value or just a bunch of flashy lights 😎
 
I gotta say, I think this whole "JP Morgan building is ugly" hype is overblown πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ. Like, I get that it's a big deal and all, but 423 meters tall? That's still nowhere near the Burj Khalifa in Dubai πŸŒ†. We're not gonna lose our minds just 'cause some skyscraper gets built. And newsflash: most people don't walk around Manhattan's skyline like they're trying to appreciate every single architectural detail πŸ˜‚.

And what's with all this fuss about "soullessness"? I mean, sure, it's a corporate building and all that jazz, but come on...it's not like it's some ancient ruin that's gonna be demolished to make way for a new high-rise 🌳. We're in 2025, people! Progress happens.

I also find it kinda funny how everyone's suddenly an expert on architecture now πŸ˜‚. Like, I've got friends who are all like "oh, Norman Foster is so great" and then they don't even know what he did for the building πŸ€”. It's just a building, folks! Not worth getting worked up over πŸ™„.

And that whole "public space" thing? More like private enclosure if you ask me 🚫. I mean, who wants to be in a crowded area with all those people staring at their phones anyway? πŸ“± Give me the peace and quiet of a rooftop garden any day ☁️.
 
I'm not sure how I feel about all these massive skyscrapers popping up in Manhattan πŸ€”. On one hand, I get it, they're gonna provide jobs and opportunities for people, but on the other hand, it feels like we're losing a bit of that classic charm and character that made NYC so iconic in the first place πŸ˜•. I mean, can't they just design something a bit more sleek and understated? The Empire State Building is an icon for a reason, you know? πŸ›οΈ
 
I'm loving this new skyscraper in NYC but gotta say, it's a bit too much for my taste πŸ€―πŸ—ΌοΈ. I mean, 95,000 tonnes of steel? That's like building a whole new city block! And those ' Nosferatu fingers' at the base of the tower are straight outta horror movie πŸŽƒ.

I'm all for innovation and progress, but when does it come at the cost of our city's character? I don't want to feel like I'm walking into a corporate prison every time I step foot in Midtown πŸ˜’. And those opulent touches on the inside just make me wonder how many actual humans are working there - is everyone just sitting at their desks, sipping coffee all day?

The lights and spectacle at night are definitely a work of art, but can't we have both form and function? I'm not asking for minimalism or anything, just a bit of balance, you know? πŸ€”

I guess what's scaring me is that if this is the new norm, what does the future hold for our city's skyline? Is it all about being the biggest and the boldest, even if it means sacrificing some of its soul? 🀯
 
I'm low-key freaking out about this new JP Morgan building 🀯. Like, what's next? A 100-story skyscraper on every corner of Manhattan?! It's already a monstrous affront to the city's aesthetic... I mean, who thought it was a good idea to put 95,000 tonnes of structural steel in one place? πŸ€¦β€β™€οΈ And don't even get me started on those "gargantuan" steel columns that look like they're trying to strangle pedestrians. The whole thing feels like a private enclosure at best... and an eyesore at worst πŸ˜’. Can't we just have some sleek, elegant skyscrapers for once?! πŸ™„
 
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