Beware flammable skincare, too many sprouts and overindulging in cheese this Christmas, say health experts

Dude I'm telling ya, they're trying to control our festive vibes 🎄🤔. First of all, emollient creams and open flames? What's next? They'll tell us the trees are toxic too 😂. And don't even get me started on the food, like Brussels sprouts are actually bad for you? I've had those at Christmas dinner every year and I'm still alive 🙏. It's just a bunch of overthinking by health experts trying to sell more meds 💸. And what's with all these medications that can cause problems when combined with one thing or another? It's like they're trying to keep us on our toes, literally 😅.
 
ugh Christmas time 🎄 is coming & people r gonna get hurt 🤕 if they dont watch out 4 themselves. all them festive treats sound yummy but some of em can cause serious problems. dont even get me started on the meds & booze combo 😳 or buying fake weight loss pills from unknown sites 🚮 those can lead to major health issues. lets just be safe this holiday season, okay? 💖
 
omg u gotta be careful during christmas lol i know its all about the festive vibes but dont forget ur safety 🎄🤕 so yeah use emollient creams with caution around candles or fireplaces, and if ur on warfarin meds stick to non-brussels sprouts & broccoli, and watch out for tyramine in aged cheeses & dark chocolate...and pls dont drink & drive or use mobility scooters while impaired 🚗💺 i swear its not worth the risk 😅
 
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