Bill Bryson: 'Ever since I was a little boy, I have pretended to be able to vaporise people I don't like'

Ever since Bill Bryson was a young boy, he has harbored a peculiar habit - the ability to mentally vaporize individuals he dislikes. In an amusing display of childhood deviousness, Bryson can picture himself using X-ray vision to make these people "disappear" with a mere thought. This unusual coping mechanism stems from his own insecurities and perceived slights.

While Bryson has grown as a writer and developed a knack for tackling complex topics in his work, this childhood quirk remains an integral part of his personality. In fact, it has become a persistent habit that he continues to grapple with even at the ripe age of 73. Bryson acknowledges that holding doors open without expectation of gratitude can trigger these thoughts, which are not only unpleasant but also unbecoming.

This candid admission reveals a more nuanced side of the renowned author, whose writings often revolve around scientific topics and historical events. Beneath his affable demeanor lies an individual who continues to navigate personal growth and self-awareness, seeking to shed this juvenile malady for a more compassionate outlook.

As Bryson embarks on new projects and public appearances, it is reassuring to see him confront his flaws head-on and strive towards self-improvement. This introspection serves as a testament to the enduring power of introspection and personal development - a quality that sets even the most accomplished individuals apart.
 
omg I'm dying over here 🀣 Bill Bryson's childhood habit is literally the most relatable thing ever! who hasn't thought about "vaporizing" their annoying relatives or coworkers with X-ray vision lol πŸ˜‚ but seriously, it's so cool that he's owning up to his flaws and working on being more compassionate. 73 and still growing as a person - what an inspiration! πŸ™Œ I'm totally adding this to my favorite author list (which btw is all about Bill Bryson πŸ˜‰)
 
I think its kinda cool how Bill Bryson owns up to this weird childhood thing he does with his brain. Like, who hasn't had a thought where they just wanna zap someone away? 🀣 But for him it's real and it affects his behavior, which is admirable that he's aware of it and trying to work on it. It's like, we all got our own quirks and stuff that we struggle with, but the fact that he's being so honest about it makes me think he's actually doing some serious growing up πŸŒ±πŸ’‘
 
I'm not sure if I completely agree with Bryson being an anomaly or if he's just super aware of his quirks. Like, maybe everyone has these thoughts about people they don't like, but he's just more...out there? πŸ€” It's kinda cool that he owns up to it and is trying to work on himself though! On the other hand, I mean, who hasn't had a childish thought or two about wanting to "disappear" someone (I've definitely had my fair share). Is it really so bad? πŸ˜‚ Maybe it's just how our brains process things differently.
 
πŸ€” I'm glad Bill Bryson is being so open about this weird habit, but at 73, you'd think he'd have outgrown it πŸ™„. It's still pretty childish to imagine people "disappearing" just because they don't open doors for him πŸ˜‚. I get that it's a coping mechanism from his past, but it's not exactly something you want to advertise in public appearances πŸ‘€. Still, kudos to him for owning up to it and trying to work on it – shows he's still willing to learn and grow πŸ“šπŸ’‘
 
😊 I love how Bill Bryson is owning up to this weird quirk he has! πŸ€” It's actually kinda relatable, you know? Like, we've all had those moments where we're like "ugh, why do I have to help that person?" and then BAM, our minds start playing tricks on us πŸ˜‚. But Bryson is using it as a chance to work on himself and become a better person, which is really inspiring! πŸ’ͺ It's amazing how he's still tackling complex topics in his writing, even with this personal struggle going on. And I'm loving the idea that he's trying to shed this juvenile malady for a more compassionate outlook - it's like, we're all works in progress, right? πŸ™
 
πŸ“šπŸ’‘ I think its kinda cool how Bill Bryson is owning up to this weird childhood habit of mentally "erasing" people he doesn't like. Like, who hasn't had those moments where you're thinking "ugh, can't they just leave me alone?" πŸ™„ But it's awesome that he's recognizing the impact it has and is working on being more self-aware. It's not always easy to acknowledge our own flaws, but Bryson is proving that even at 73, we can still grow and improve πŸ€—. Maybe this habit can actually be a superpower in disguise? 😊
 
OMG u gotta feel for Bill Bryson lol 🀣 he's got this weird habit of imagining ppl "disappearing" when they do nice things 4 him & it's like super childish πŸ˜‚ but hey at least he's owning up to it now & trying 2 shed the vibes of a teenager πŸ™ it's so inspiring 2 see someone as accomplished as him still grapple with personal growth & self-awareness πŸ’‘ maybe it'll even inspire ppl 2 work on their own quirks & flaws too πŸ‘
 
the fact that bill bryson has these childhood habits just goes to show that we're all more complex than we let on in public 😊. it's refreshing to see him owning up to his flaws and working on changing, especially as he's getting older and wiser πŸ€“. i think it's amazing how a public figure can be so self-aware and humble about their personal struggles – it's really inspiring! πŸ’‘
 
I'm like "yeah, who hasn't had those annoying thoughts, right?" I mean, it's not all bad, Bryson is owning up to his quirks and trying to change... but at the same time, isn't it kinda weird that he only realizes this now? Like, shouldn't he've outgrown this stuff by 40? πŸ€”πŸ‘€ Still, I guess it's cool that he's being all self-aware about it and trying to work on his grumpy thoughts 😊. But, can you imagine if he was actually able to just zap those people with X-ray vision? That'd be like a superpower or something πŸ’«!
 
Love how Bill Bryson is owning up to this weird habit he had as a kid πŸ€”, it's like, we've all had those moments where our brain is just being extra πŸ’β€β™€οΈ... anyway, I think it's super inspiring that he's still working on himself and trying to be more compassionate 😊. It's not always easy to admit our flaws, especially when they're as embarrassing as this one 🀣, but Bryson is doing it with class. His writing is all about exploring the human side of things, so it's refreshing to see him practicing what he preaches πŸ’‘.
 
can't believe someone like bill bryson still has this weird habit lmao 🀣 think it's kinda cool that he's owning up to it now tho, 73 and still trying to work on himself πŸ’ͺ gotta respect that he's using his platform to share his struggles and help others do the same 🌟
 
im kinda fascinated by this habit of bill bryson's πŸ€”πŸ‘€ it's like, whoa, he can literally picture ppl disappearing with his mind? πŸ˜‚ meanwhile, i'm over here struggling to remember where i put my keys or what day it is today lol. but seriously, its cool that he's acknowledging this quirk and trying to work on being more compassionate πŸ™. as someone who loves visualizing ideas and concepts, i think its awesome how his brain works in this way πŸ—‘οΈπŸ”. maybe we can all learn from his example and try to be a little more considerate of others (and our own thoughts) 😊.
 
omg i feel like i can relate so much to this lol my grandma used to do something similar when she was annoyed with people, she'd just imagine them in a tiny box and close it πŸ“¦πŸ˜‚ but what's crazy is how our brains work, right? we're all wired differently and it's amazing that bill bryson is owning up to his quirks instead of being all like "oh well" i mean, at 73 he's still figuring himself out πŸ˜‚πŸ‘΅β€πŸŒΈ
 
I think its kinda cool how Bill Bryson owns up to his weird childhood habit 🀯. I mean, who hasn't had those thoughts where you wanna make someone vanish with a thought? But it's rad he's acknowledging it and trying to work on it - its like, personal growth is the best πŸ’ͺ. Its also interesting to see that behind the charming author persona, there's actually this vulnerable dude struggling with insecurities πŸ€”. I love how self-aware he is now, and its inspiring to see someone as accomplished as him still striving to improve πŸ“šπŸ’«
 
Can you believe how much people's behavior has changed since I was a kid? 🀣 Back in my day, we didn't have all these fancy concepts about mental health and coping mechanisms. We just kinda dealt with our stuff like adults... or at least tried to πŸ˜‚. It's weird seeing someone as cool as Bill Bryson admit to having this weird habit, but you gotta love that he's owning up to it and trying to change. I mean, we've all had those moments where we wanted to make people disappear (aka my little brother when I was a kid), but to do it with X-ray vision? That's just wild πŸ€ͺ. Still, it's refreshing to see him be vulnerable and work on himself – maybe we can all learn from his example and try to be a bit more empathetic 😊.
 
Can you believe this dude's been dealing with X-ray vision thoughts since he was a kid 🀣? I mean, I get it, we all had those weird fantasies as kids, but Bill Bryson's got some serious work to do in letting go of that childish crap πŸ˜‚. On the other hand, I love how honest he is about it now - like, he's not afraid to admit his flaws and be all self-aware πŸ™. It's inspiring to see him tackle these personal issues head-on, especially as an author who's built a reputation for being all about science and history πŸ“š. Maybe having this childhood quirk has actually helped him develop empathy for others - it's like he's got a newfound appreciation for how we all deal with our own insecurities 😊. One thing's for sure, I'm rooting for Bill Bryson to keep pushing himself towards growth and self-improvement πŸ’ͺ.
 
I'm actually kinda weirded out by this habit of Bill Bryson's πŸ€”. Like, who hasn't had moments where they just wanna disappear from someone or something, but it's great to see him owning up to it and working on changing his mindset πŸ™. I think it's awesome that he's using humor to talk about it, too - it shows he can laugh at himself without getting all caught up in the negativity πŸ˜‚. Still, you gotta wonder what kind of situations trigger these thoughts for him... is it people who cut him off in traffic or something? πŸš— It's cool that he's prioritizing self-awareness and trying to become more compassionate, though - we could all learn a thing or two from his example πŸ’‘.
 
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