Brazil's Bolsonaro finds novel way to reduce 27-year sentence: reading books

Brazil's former President Jair Bolsonaro has found an unusual way to trim his 27-year prison sentence: by immersing himself in literature. His lawyers have successfully petitioned for him to participate in a scheme that allows inmates to reduce their sentences by reading books, with the condition that they submit written reports of what they've read.

It appears Bolsonaro has never been known for his love of reading, having once famously declared "I don't have time to read" and stating it's been three years since he last picked up a book. However, Brazilian law provides a loophole through which prisoners can cut their sentences by four days for each title they've read. A supreme court judge has authorized Bolsonaro to take part in this scheme, despite his dubious past and reputation as a staunch opponent of democracy and the arts.

Bolsonaro's approved reading list includes works on Indigenous rights, racism, the environment, and the violence perpetuated by Brazil's 1964-85 dictatorship – a regime he openly supported. The list features books such as Ana Maria Gonçalves' "Um Defeito de Cor" (A Colour Defect), which tells the history of Brazil from the perspective of a Black woman, as well as Philip Bunting's children's non-fiction picture book "Democracy!".

The books on the list vary in length, with some titles exceeding 1,000 pages. It remains to be seen whether Bolsonaro will actually read these volumes, or simply use them to reduce his sentence. In the past, he has shown a willingness to present himself as knowledgeable and intellectual when it suits him, but this appears to be a case of desperate tactics in an effort to trim his prison sentence.

To benefit from the scheme, prisoners must prove they have actually read the books by submitting written reports to prison authorities. Bolsonaro's transfer to a maximum-security prison in Brasília after spending Christmas imprisoned at a federal police base has raised concerns about his continued eligibility for this program. One book on the list, Marcelo Rubens Paiva's "I'm Still Here", deals with the plight of prisoners who disappeared into torture centers during the dictatorship – a theme that is likely to resonate deeply with Bolsonaro's own history and motivations.

Ultimately, it remains to be seen whether Bolsonaro will actually engage with these books or simply use them as a way to reduce his sentence. The decision highlights the complexities and contradictions of Brazil's justice system, where even those who have committed serious crimes can find ways to manipulate the system through literary loopholes.
 
🤔 I gotta say, this is a pretty wild move by Bolsonaro 📚. Reading books as a way to get outta prison? It just seems like he's trying to save his own skin 🕵️‍♂️. And let's be real, the books on that list are gonna be a real challenge for him 😅. I mean, who knew he was into Indigenous rights and the environment? 🌎 Not me, that's for sure. But hey, if it works out for him, more power to him 💪. Still, it just goes to show how complex and weird the justice system can be in places like Brazil 🤯.
 
OMG like how can this be possible? 😂 I'm reading this news about Jair Bolsonaro and he's actually getting credits for doing his reading homework? 🤯 Like what even is that? He never liked reading before but now he wants to be all educated and stuff. I feel like he's just trying to get out of prison faster, tbh 🤑. I mean, who comes up with this scheme anyway? 😂 The books on his list are pretty interesting though... I wish my English teacher would make us read more like that 📚👍
 
Umm, like I just read this news about Bolsonaro and I'm kinda confused... 🤔 Is it really true that he's gonna read books to get outta prison sooner? 📚 It doesn't seem like him at all, you know? He's always been super into sports and stuff, not reading. But hey, if it works, right? 😊 I wonder what his favorite book is gonna be on the list... Is he actually gonna read them or just pretend to? 🤷‍♂️ And what's with the books about Indigenous rights and dictatorship? That's some heavy stuff. Maybe he'll finally learn something new? 🤞
 
I mean, this is wild lol 🤯. Like, I get it, he wants to trim that 27-year sentence or whatever but immersing himself in literature? That's a pretty desperate move if you ask me 😂. And I gotta say, the books on his reading list are actually kinda interesting... I mean, who knew Bolsonaro was into Indigenous rights and environmental stuff? 🌿 But let's be real, it's probably just a PR stunt at this point 💁‍♂️.

I'm not sure if he'll actually read these books or just use them to reduce his sentence, but it's definitely an... unusual approach to rehabilitation 😒. And can we talk about the fact that he's got some serious history with democracy and arts? 🤯 Like, is this really a case of "oh I've changed my ways"? 🙄.

Anyway, I guess only time will tell if Bolsonaro actually engages with these books or just uses them to get outta his sentence. But for now, it's definitely an interesting development 📚👀
 
can u believe this guy? Bolsonaro literally went from being all about "I don't have time for books" to being like "oh, I'll read these books and shave off 4 days of my sentence every 1 page" 😂📚 it's just so extra. i mean, the dude's got a history of supporting dictatorships and now he's trying to get outta his own book club? 🤣 anyway, it'll be interesting to see if he actually reads these books or just uses them for PR.
 
🤔 I'm thinking this is just a smokescreen for him to get out of prison sooner. All these books on Indigenous rights and democracy? He's never been one to show interest in that stuff, so why now? It's like he's trying to present himself as some kind of reformed guy just to get a lighter sentence. And what's with the super long books? Is it really that hard to finish something with 1,000 pages? I wouldn't put it past him to just be phoning it in and submitting reports without actually reading anything. This whole thing seems too convenient... 😒
 
OH MY GOSH, THIS IS CRAZY!!! I MEAN, I GET IT, HE WANTS TO CUT HIS SENTENCE AND EVERYTHING, BUT COME ON, THE CHOICES HE'S CHOSEEN ARE REALLY RICH!!! LITERALLY! I MEAN WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT THAT BOLSONARO, OF ALL PEOPLE, WOULD BE THE KIND OF GUY TO GET INTO BOOKS ABOUT INDIGENOUS RIGHTS AND DEMOCRACY?! IT'S LIKE HE'S TRYING TO MAKE UP FOR HIS PAST BY ACTUALLY READIN' BOOKS NOW!!! BUT SERIOUSLY, HOW MANY PEOPLE CAN SAY THEY'VE READ 1,000-PAGE BOOKS ON THOSE TOPICS?!
 
Can you believe this? 🤯 Bolsonaro is literally reading his way outta prison! I mean, it's not like he's actually gonna change his views or anything, but hey, if it means getting out sooner, right? 4 days a book, what a joke! 📚 He's just gonna coast on the books, write up some half-hearted reports and be done with it. It's all about saving face for him, not about actually learning anything new. And with those book choices, he's basically rubbing it in his own face. Indigenous rights? Come on, Bolsonaro! You're one of the biggest critics of social justice! 🙄
 
I'm not sure how I feel about this 😐. On one hand, it's pretty cool that Bolsonaro is getting the chance to learn some new things and maybe even grow a bit as a person...but on the other hand, I think he's just trying to get out of his sentence 🤔. I mean, come on, he was never known for being a bookworm before, and now suddenly he's all about reading? 📚💡 It seems like a pretty desperate tactic to me.

But at the same time, it is kind of amazing that Brazilian law allows prisoners to reduce their sentences by reading books 🤯. I guess you could say it's a way for Bolsonaro to "get educated" and maybe even learn some new perspectives...but still, it feels like he's just trying to game the system 🤦‍♂️.

I'm also curious to see how this whole program is going to play out – will he actually read all these books, or just submit fake reports? 📝👀 And what about the other books on his list? Is it weird that he's reading stuff like Philip Bunting's kids' book "Democracy!"? 🤔 It just seems a bit...strange to me.

Anyway, I guess only time will tell if this whole thing works out or not ⏰. But for now, I'm still skeptical about Bolsonaro's intentions 😐.
 
😏 I'm not surprised to see Bolsonaro taking advantage of this loophole, considering his history of trying to present himself as a defender of democracy and Brazilian values. The fact that he's only reading books on topics he's been vocal about criticizing in the past is quite suspicious. 🤔 If he's genuinely interested in learning or coming to terms with his actions, it's unlikely he'd choose such heavy hitters like "Um Defeito de Cor" or "Democracy!" that tackle issues directly related to his record.

It's also worth noting that this scheme is a reflection of the flaws in Brazil's justice system, which often prioritizes leniency over accountability. 📚 I wonder how many other prisoners have exploited similar loopholes to reduce their sentences. It's almost as if they're reading between the lines and looking for ways to game the system rather than genuinely engaging with the material.

Whatever his intentions, it's hard not to see this as a PR stunt of sorts, designed to soften Bolsonaro's public image ahead of his impending release from prison. 📊 The real question is whether he'll actually put in the effort to read these books and come away with any meaningful understanding or remorse for his actions. Time will tell if this scheme amounts to more than just a clever PR move. 👀
 
this is crazy 🤯, i mean bolsonaro is literally trying to trim down his prison time by reading books 📖, like he never had a problem with it in the first place 😂, and now he's gotta read all this heavy stuff on indigenous rights and dictatorship... good luck with that 🙏, but seriously, isn't this just a way for him to save face and pretend to be a better person when he really hasn't changed? 🤔, anyway, it's an interesting move by the courts to let him do this, maybe it'll make him actually think about what he's read instead of just using it to get out early 📚💡
 
I was just thinking about how I'm trying to get into that new coffee shop downtown that just opened up 🤔... they have this amazing matcha latte that I've been wanting to try for ages! Anyway, back to Bolsonaro... yeah, it's pretty wild that he's using books as a way to trim his sentence. I mean, can you imagine if Trump tried something like that? The image of him reading books on Indigenous rights and the environment is just too funny 😂. But seriously, it's interesting to see how Brazil's justice system works... maybe they should start offering book clubs for inmates as an alternative to prison time 📚💡.
 
😒 I'm not buying it. 27 years in prison for some crime is already a pretty big deal, but he thinks he can just waltz his way out by reading books? 🤣 Please, if this is really how he plans to spend the next few decades, then maybe we should be worried about him being released back into society. I mean, come on, Bolsonaro's been a major thorn in Brazil's side for years, and now he gets to just read some books and get out? 🤦‍♂️ And what's with the selection of books? Like, really? Indigenous rights and racism? That's his chance to learn something new and grow? 😂 I don't think so. This whole thing reeks of politics and manipulation, and it's just not right that he gets to use some fancy literary loophole to trim his sentence. 🙄
 
I mean...can you believe this guy? Trying to reduce his prison sentence by reading books? Like, come on! 🤣 I've seen some desperate people in my time but this takes the cake. He's not exactly known for being a bookworm, remember? It's almost like he's trying to prove a point or something...like, yeah, we know you're a total politician who only cares about your own interests, Bolsonaro. But hey, at least he's getting some literary attention out of it 😂
 
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