Brazil's Bolsonaro finds novel way to reduce 27-year sentence: reading books

Bolsonaro's Unlikely Literary Pursuit: A Novel Way to Shorten 27-Year Sentence

In a bizarre turn of events, former Brazilian President Jair Bolsonaro has found an unconventional way to reduce his 27-year prison sentence. His lawyers have successfully petitioned the court to enroll him in a reading program, which awards inmates four days of reduced sentence for every book they read.

Bolsonaro's uncharacteristic affinity for literature is a far cry from his public image as a self-proclaimed anti-reader. "Sorry, I don't have time to read," he once declared. However, it appears that this stance has been replaced with a newfound passion for reading, courtesy of Brazil's penal code.

The reading program, which was authorized by a supreme court judge, requires inmates to submit written reports detailing their reading progress. The approved list includes a diverse range of Brazilian works on Indigenous rights, racism, the environment, and the country's tumultuous dictatorship history.

Bolsonaro's reading selection is unlikely to align with his past views, as many of the titles feature topics he once publicly disparaged. Ana Maria Gonçalves' 950-page Um Defeito de Cor (A Colour Defect), a book exploring Brazil's Indigenous history from a Black woman's perspective, is just one example.

The reading list also includes children's non-fiction picture books and classic novels like Leo Tolstoy's War and Peace and Miguel de Cervantes' Don Quixote. While it remains unclear if Bolsonaro has actually read these works, his lawyers are hopeful that the program will help him reduce his sentence.

In a recent interview during his 2018 presidential campaign, Bolsonaro named Carlos Alberto Brilhante Ustra's book as his favorite – despite Ustra being a notorious figure with ties to Brazil's dictatorship. The fact that this book does not feature on the approved reading list has raised eyebrows among observers.

Regardless of Bolsonaro's intentions, it appears that he is now embracing the reading program. His transfer to a maximum-security prison in Brasília after spending Christmas behind bars further reinforces his commitment to this unusual endeavor. As the former president navigates his literary journey, one thing is clear: even the most unlikely figures can find new passions in life.
 
omg, can you imagine bolsonaro reading um defeito de cor?? 🤣📚 i mean, it's like he's trying to make up for all the times he spoke out against indigenous rights and racism... but at the same time, four days of reduced sentence for every book is still kinda a cop-out? 🤷‍♀️

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omg what a turn of events 🤯📚, i mean who knew bolsonaro had a soft spot for reading books? 😅 especially after all the drama he caused during his presidency 🤕. it's kinda cool that he's trying to reduce his sentence by getting lost in some pages, tbh 🙏. but seriously, reading programs in prison are like, super helpful and stuff 📖. it can really help people grow and learn new things 💡. i'm not saying bolsonaro is suddenly going to become a bookworm or anything 😂, but hey, maybe this is his chance to redeem himself a bit 🙏📚.
 
So yeah I think its kinda cool that Bolsonaro is taking up reading 📚👀 he used to be all about not reading lol 😂 and now he's chomping through 950-page books Um Defeitoe Cor, who knew? 🤯 also good on him for trying out something new, even if its just to reduce his sentence 🕰️ but what really has me thinking is why did he name that book by Carlos Alberto Brilhante Ustra as his fave? like that dude was super connected to the dictatorship 🚫💔 and now hes reading books on Indigenous rights and racism 🤝📖 its like hes trying to learn something new or watever 👀 anyway I guess even presidents can change their minds and find a new love for reading 💡
 
🤯 I mean, can you believe it? Bolsonaro's all about reading now 📚? Like, who'd have thought that the guy who trashed readers would become a bookworm himself? 😂 I've got sources close to his camp saying he's actually kinda enjoying it. The fact that he's reading about Indigenous rights and racism stuff is super rich given his past views on those topics. 🤷‍♂️ But hey, at least he's trying to make the most of his sentence, right? Maybe we'll see him become the next Brazilian literary sensation 📖💫.
 
I'm low-key impressed lol 💁‍♂️. Who knew Bolsonaro had a soft spot for reading? I mean, it's not like he's gonna change his views on politics or anything 😂, but at least he's keeping himself occupied while waiting out his sentence. The fact that he's chosen books with topics he once disliked is pretty rich 📚. It's almost like he wants to prove to everyone that he can adapt and learn new things...or maybe it's just a clever move to try and appear more empathetic? Idk, but I'm here for the entertainment value 🤣.
 
omg u wont beleev what's goin on w/ brazil's ex prez bolsonaro 🤯 he's been enrolled in a reading program & gets to shorten his 27 yr sentence 📚🕰️ apparently its not just about gettin outta jail, its bout findin out new passions 🤔 like who knew he had a soft spot for books on Indigenous rights & dictatorship history 📖💡
 
I'm genuinely intrigued by Bolsonaro's sudden love for reading 🤔. It's crazy to think that someone with his public image would actually pick up a book. I wonder if he's actually changed his views or if this is just some clever move to get out of prison sooner 💡. Either way, it's pretty cool to see him exploring different perspectives and authors – especially those focusing on Indigenous rights and history 📚. Who knows, maybe he'll even finish War and Peace and become a Tolstoy fan 😂!
 
🤔 I'm not sure if Jair Bolsonaro's new love for reading is a genuine change of heart or just a clever tactic to reduce his sentence 📚. Either way, it's pretty wild that he went from claiming he didn't have time to read to now being all about Brazilian literature and Indigenous rights 🤷‍♂️. I mean, who knew he was a fan of Ana Maria Gonçalves' 950-page Um Defeito de Cor? 😲 Not sure if he's actually devoured the books on his list or just pretending to be interested, but hey, if it works for him 🤷‍♂️. The fact that his lawyer chose those specific titles is also pretty interesting – maybe they want to show the court that he's not as extreme as everyone thought 🤔. Whatever his motivations, I guess you could say Bolsonaro's found a new way to spin his reputation and shorten his sentence 📊.
 
omg u no w Bolsonaro's reading thru 📖👍 its like he went from "I dont hv time 2 read" to actually pickin up a book and gettin lost in it lol but seriouzly, i gotta admit its kinda cool that he's takin the high road and embracin this whole reading thing esp since its a way for him to reduce his sentence. idk wut the deal is w/ the books tho, like Um Defeito de Cor sounds kinda heavy 🤯 i mean i guess its good 4 Brazil and all but still, it's not exactly the kind of lit u'd expect from some1 who once dissed racism 🙅‍♂️
 
idk how ppl felt about bolsonaro's views back then, but now he's literally reading books on indigenous rights & racism... 🤯 i guess u gotta give him points for consistency lol? at least it's a cool way to cut his sentence short. anyone got time to read 950 pages tho? 😂
 
omg, i gotta say, i'm low-key impressed by bolsonaro's willingness to get lost in some good books 🤣♂️. 27 years is a looong time to be locked up, and if reading can help him reduce his sentence, then more power to him! 🙌 it's actually kinda cool that he's diving into topics like Indigenous rights and racism - it's not exactly the most popular subject matter for him in the past. 🤝 i wonder what he'll make of Ana Maria Gonçalves' 950-page book tho... maybe he'll finally understand why his views on the topic were so, well, wrong 😊
 
I've got to say, Bolsonaro's literary pursuits are a bit of a curious case 🤔. Who would have thought that the man who was once infamous for trashing literacy and education would now be trading in his rough-around-the-edges persona for a pair of reading glasses? 😊 It's almost as if he's trying to reinvent himself, or at least present a more nuanced version of himself.

The fact that he's taking an interest in Brazilian literature, particularly works on Indigenous rights and the environment, is definitely a departure from his usual stance. And with authors like Ana Maria Gonçalves whose work explores Brazil's complex history from multiple perspectives, it's clear that Bolsonaro's reading list is anything but mainstream 📚.

Of course, one can't help but wonder if this newfound love of literature is just another tactical move to reduce his sentence, rather than a genuine passion for learning. But hey, at the end of the day, who are we to judge? Maybe Bolsonaro has finally found something that brings him joy and fulfillment outside of politics 🌟.
 
I gotta say, who would've thought that Bolsonaro's gonna be a bookworm? I mean, he used to be all about not reading and now he's like "you know what, I'm gonna read and save my own skin" 🤣. It's kinda cool actually, I guess. The fact that his lawyers got him into this program is pretty smart. And yeah, the books on the list are pretty far removed from his old views, so it'll be interesting to see how he handles that. Maybe he'll surprise us all and become a literature buff 😊. The thing that's got me curious though is what motivated him to start reading in the first place. Was it just to save his sentence or is there more to it? Only time will tell 📚.
 
I mean, I gotta say, Bolsonaro's got game now 😂. Who knew reading could be a crime-fighting move? Just kidding, kinda. But seriously, it's wild to see him embracing this literary thing. 27 years is a looong time, and if he can turn that into something positive... kudos to his lawyers for finding a creative loophole 🤣.

I'm not sure about the books on Indigenous rights though - seems like he's taking a bit of a detour from his "not a fan of reading" persona 📚. Still, if it means he gets to read some Tolstoy and Cervantes, I'm all for it! And let's be real, it's not like he's gonna finish War and Peace in 27 years... but hey, a guy can dream, right? 😉
 
I gotta say, who would've thought that Bolsonaro's gonna be reading all these books? 🤯 I mean, he's not exactly known for being a bookworm or caring about Indigenous rights and stuff. But hey, it's cool to see him trying something new, even if it is a bit ironic given his past views.

I'm all for giving people a chance to turn their lives around, you know? And if reading can help him reduce his sentence, then more power to him. I just hope he actually reads some of these books and doesn't just skim through them like my grandma does with her crosswords 😂.

It's also interesting that the court is trying this out as a way to rehabilitate prisoners. Maybe it'll be a model for other countries? Who knows, maybe Bolsonaro will even become a book club leader or something 📚😂. But for real, I'm just glad he's taking responsibility for his actions and trying to make amends in some way.

Anyway, let's just hope this all goes smoothly and he gets out of prison sooner rather than later. The guy's been behind bars for a while now, and it's time for him to get back into society and start reading up on some real-life stuff 🤝
 
I'm not sure if it's a good idea for Bolsonaro to be reading books about Indigenous rights and racism... 🤔 He's got a pretty checkered past on those topics. I mean, I know he says he's changed his views or something, but you can't just rewrite your history like that. Still, I guess it's better than nothing, right? At least the program is teaching him about Brazil's history and all that. But let's be real, if he's still gonna end up serving most of his sentence... 🤷‍♂️ Maybe the system needs a revamp or something.
 
🤓 I mean, who wouldn't want to read a 950-page book about Brazil's Indigenous history from a Black woman's perspective? 📚🌿 It just goes to show that you're never too old (or former president) to discover new interests and broaden your horizons. Plus, Bolsonaro's lawyers are trying to get him to read some pretty heavy stuff – if he can handle it, that is! 😂 War and Peace isn't exactly light reading, after all. I guess even the most unlikely person can find a way to grow and change (or at least, reduce their sentence 😉).
 
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