Call of Duty: Black Ops 7 review – hallucinogenic romp through dystopia is stupidly pleasurable

Black Ops 7, the latest installment in Call of Duty's popular franchise, has finally arrived with a host of fresh features and modes that cater to both new and seasoned players. The game's campaign mode, which represents just a quarter of the total offering, is a thought-provoking romp through dystopian landscapes, tackling pressing socio-political issues such as corporate power, technological oligarchies, and hybrid warfare.

Players take on the roles of four elite operatives who are exposed to a psychotropic drug that forces them to relive their worst nightmares. The result is an exhilarating, albeit chaotic, experience that is equal parts thrilling and unsettling. The narrative is peppered with clever references to 1970s thrillers like The Parallax View and The China Syndrome, adding depth and complexity to the game's world.

However, it's clear that Black Ops 7 is not just about storytelling; it's also a multiplayer experience at its core. The traditional multiplayer mode brings new modes, guns, and gadgets to the table, including fresh maps such as Tokyo-inspired shopping districts and deep sea rigs. The Alaska base map Imprint is particularly noteworthy, with its moving platform adding an extra layer of complexity to objectives like Domination and Hardpoint.

For those who prefer a more cooperative experience, Zombies mode returns, taking players on wave after wave of zombie monsters in a vast, nightmarish hellzone. Upgrades and new features abound, including the ability to drive around and blast zombies from a pickup truck.

But what truly sets Black Ops 7 apart is its sheer breadth of content. From the Dead Ops Arcade 4 top-down twin-stick shooter to the refreshingly revamped battle royale mode Warzone, there's something for everyone in this exhaustive package. Even the most retro-minded players will find themselves entertained by this self-contained shooter.

Call of Duty: Black Ops 7 is a maximalist paean to video game design – shooting stuff on a TV screen is undoubtedly a hell of a lot of fun. With its slick, thrilling gameplay and wealth of content, it's clear that Activision has not held back in its bid for greatness. Whether you're a die-hard Call of Duty fan or new to the franchise, Black Ops 7 is an experience not to be missed.

Ultimately, what stands out about Black Ops 7 is its ability to deliver value without compromise. The game is priced at £69.99, and it's clear that every penny has been used to create a rich, immersive world that is as much about the gameplay as it is about storytelling. In an era where some games seem more focused on monetization than fun, Call of Duty: Black Ops 7 is a breath of fresh air – a celebration of the ultimate, troubling truth of video game design: shooting stuff on a TV screen is, indeed, a whole lot of fun.
 
🤩 I'm so hyped for Black Ops 7! The new campaign mode sounds SO intense and thought-provoking - love how it tackles real-life issues in a cool way 🕴️♂️. And the multiplayer? Yessss, fresh maps, guns, and gadgets are always a win for me! 😎 But what really gets me excited is the sheer amount of content they packed into this game... from Zombies mode to Warzone, there's something for every type of player 🤔. And let's be real, £69.99 is a steal if you ask me 💸. I mean, some games can't even match the value they bring without nickel-and-diming us 🤑. Can't wait to dive in and see what all the fuss is about! 😄
 
I don’t usually comment but I had to chime in about how epic Black Ops 7 is 🤯! The way they merged storytelling and multiplayer is pure genius, it's like they took all the best bits from previous games and mashed them into one insane package 💥. And can we talk about the variety of modes? I mean, from Zombies to battle royale and even Warzone, there's something for everyone 🤠. Plus, the graphics are straight fire 🔥. As someone who's not a hardcore gamer, I was blown away by how immersive the whole experience is. It feels like you're really in the middle of a Hollywood blockbuster 🎬. Activision has definitely pulled out all the stops with this one. Now if only they'd come up with some new DLC ideas soon 😉
 
I'm low-key stoked about Black Ops 7! They've really outdone themselves this time around. I mean, who wouldn't want to play through a dystopian campaign mode that tackles real-life issues like corporate power and hybrid warfare? And don't even get me started on the multiplayer - the new modes, guns, and gadgets are totally on point! 🤯

But what really impresses me is how much content they've packed into this game. From Zombies to Warzone, Dead Ops Arcade 4, it's like they want to play with all the kids in the sandbox. And yeah, the price might seem a bit steep at first (£69.99), but trust me, every penny goes into creating this immersive world that's as much about gameplay as storytelling. It's like they're saying, "Hey, we're not just making a game - we're making an experience." 🎮

I think what's so cool about Black Ops 7 is how it shows that you don't have to compromise on quality for quantity. They've taken the best parts of previous games and built upon them to create something truly special. And let's be real, who doesn't love shooting stuff on a TV screen? 😄 It's just a ton of fun, plain and simple!
 
I mean, who doesn't love a good dose of dystopian futurism with their CoD fix 🤖? The new Black Ops 7 campaign mode is like a fever dream of conspiracy theories and corporate espionage – totally trippy! And the best part? It's still super fun to play, even if you're just running from zombies in a pickup truck 🚑💀. But let's be real, the real star of the show is the multiplayer. I mean, who needs a story when you can run around and shoot people with fancy guns all day? 😂 And don't even get me started on Warzone – it's like they finally figured out how to make battle royale actually good 🎉. Seriously though, 69.99 quid is a pretty steep price tag for any game, but I guess you get what you pay for... and by that, I mean a gazillion hours of gameplay 😂.
 
I just played this new Black Ops 7 and I gotta say its so cool 🤩! They really outdid themselves with all the new features and modes. The way they tackled those heavy topics in the campaign mode was really thought-provoking. I loved how it wasn't just about the gameplay, but also the story and the world they created. And the multiplayer? Oh man, its so much fun! 😂 I spent hours playing with my friends and trying out all the new modes and guns. The way they mixed everything up was really refreshing. It felt like a whole new game, but still super familiar at the same time. 💥 I'm definitely gonna play this again and again, its just that good.
 
Honestly, I'm kinda over how long it takes to load up the game and get into a match 🙄. Like, I've got my squad ready to go, but the servers are still spinning like a blender in slow motion... ugh! Can't they just optimize it already?! 😩 The campaign is cool, don't get me wrong, but what's with all the DLCs and season passes? It's like they're just trying to nickel 'n' dime us out of our hard-earned cash 💸. And can we please just have a good old-fashioned discussion forum without all these unnecessary "feature updates" 🤯?!
 
omg i just got my hands on black ops 7 and it's literally so much fun 😂👀 i mean what's not to love about blowing things up and running around with your squad? 🤣 the campaign mode sounds kinda cool too but idk if im gonna get into that... yet lol. have you guys played warzone? it looks insane! 🚀 also is there a way to watch all the tutorials in black ops 7 at once? i dont wanna skip any of those sick gun demos 😅
 
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