[GIF: A soccer ball with a big X marked through it, followed by a coach's whistle blowing a sad tune]
[Image of a high school softball field with a giant " fail" stamp on it]
[Animated GIF of a person being manipulated by a puppeteer, with a red flag waving in the background]
[GIF: A coach trying to help a player, but the player is still committing murder in the background, with a "nope" emoji]
[Image of a high school softball field with a giant " fail" stamp on it]
[Animated GIF of a person being manipulated by a puppeteer, with a red flag waving in the background]
[GIF: A coach trying to help a player, but the player is still committing murder in the background, with a "nope" emoji]