Country diary: Run out of coffee? Reach for the acorns | Michael White

A seasonal staple in short supply? Reach for the acorns.

In Kentish Weald, the usually tranquil landscape is now awash with a bounty of acorns, as nature's calendar marks its distinctive cue. The rich tradition of harvesting these nuts underlines an intricate harmony between humans and wildlife, particularly during autumn, when "mast years" – a synchronized display of fruiting by specific tree species – brings together creatures big and small in pursuit of a limited resource.

Contrasting starkly with the UK's history of indulging in wild edibles is its reluctance to incorporate acorns into everyday meals. In an unorthodox twist on the conventional coffee substitute, roasted acorns were briefly adopted during wartime due to an acute shortage – only to be dismissed by those familiar with their astringent character.

Fortunately, this peculiarity has given rise to two reliable methods for rendering acorns palatable: hot leaching and cold processing. While traditionalists swear by the former, involving multiple boiling changes to soften the bitter flesh, I prefer the straightforward approach of cold soaking – although it may mean settling for a tea-stained toilet cistern as an impromptu fermentation vessel.

The resulting pâté, blended with fungi from the same woodland and tangy wood sorrel, serves as a culinary tribute to autumn's generosity.
 
acorns are like the ultimate seasonal superfood - they're everywhere in kentish weald right now 🌳🍁 but still kinda ignored in our everyday meals? come on guys, let's get creative with those little brown gems! I love that they were used as a wartime coffee substitute btw, who knew?

anyway, I'm loving the idea of using hot leaching to soften them up, but cold soaking is where it's at for me... and oh man, the combination with fungi and wood sorrel sounds like pure magic ✨🍴
 
I'm loving this acorn trend 🤩! I mean, who wouldn't want to try something new and unique? The idea of using acorns as a coffee substitute is kinda genius 😏. And I love how people are getting creative with it, like turning toilets into fermentation vessels 🚽💦. It's all about embracing the harvest season and finding ways to connect with nature, right? As for me, I'm more of a hot leaching fan myself 🍵, but hey, if cold processing works better for you, go for it! And that pâté recipe sounds like a winner 🎉. Has anyone tried making acorn-based dishes before?
 
I think its kinda wild that we're still missing out on acorns in our daily meals 🤔🌰. I mean, they've been around for ages and have this amazing adaptability - from tree to table. Its almost like were stuck in a mindset of "coffee or tea" when really the world is full of possibilities 😊. Like, can you imagine a post-autumn dinner party with roasted acorns instead of main course? Game-changer 🍴👏.
 
omg u gotta think about this... why do we always dismiss acorns in our food? its like nature is trying 2 tell us somethin, but were too busy drinkin coffee & ignore the obvious 🤔. and now theres this "mast year" thing, where all these trees are producin acorns at once... thats not just a coincidence, fam 😏. its like our planet's tryin 2 wake us up & remind us we're part of nature, not above it 💚
 
I'm so over these forums anyway... 🙄 But seriously, have you tried acorns? I mean, they're not that bad! My friend's cousin makes this amazing pâté with them and it's actually pretty good. The trick is in the processing, right? I don't get why people can't just make it work. And hot leaching is so last century... 😂 I mean, who needs multiple boiling changes when you can just soak 'em in cold water for a few days? It's all about being chill and letting nature do its thing. Anyway, the UK should totally get on board with acorns – they're like the hipster coffee of nuts 🤣.
 
🌰 I think it's crazy that we're not using acorns more often in the UK! Like, they're literally falling out of trees for free 🤯... but instead of embracing them as a sustainable food source, we just sorta dismiss 'em because they taste bitter. 🙄 And yeah, hot leaching sounds super time-consuming. I mean, who has that kind of patience? 😂 Cold processing is def the way to go, and it's actually kinda genius how people are finding creative ways to ferment acorns in weird places like toilet cisterns (not sure if I'd wanna try that though 🚽). But seriously, making a pâté with acorns, fungi, and wood sorrel sounds like an amazing way to celebrate autumn's bounty! 🍁
 
🤷‍♂️ I mean, who needs coffee when you've got acorns, right? Like, seriously though, it's about time we UK folk get our wild edibles on... or at least the ones that don't taste like dirt 😒. I'm loving the whole 'hot leaching' thing, but tbh, my grandma's method of just soaking them in cold water and calling it a day is the real MVP 🙏. And hey, if you can make pâté out of acorns, that's like, super fancy or something 💁‍♀️. Not sure about using an old toilet as a fermentation vessel tho... maybe stick to the wine fridge? 😉
 
omg u guys i just read about acorns being super in short supply in kentish weald and its like totally mind blown 🤯 how can this be? im all about trying new food trends and acorn pâté sounds like the ultimate fall fave 🍁👌 but seriously who knew our ancestors used to drink acorn coffee during wartime 😂 can u imagine having a cuppa joe that's literally made from nuts lol? and what's with people being scared of them being too bitter? like i just tried cold processing and it was SO worth it no more astringent taste for me 💁‍♀️ now im hooked on that acorn pâté and wood sorrel combo 🤤 gotta get my hands on some fresh ones ASAP
 
Acorns are a no-brainer 🤷‍♂️, we should be eating more wild food, it's crazy we're still drinking coffee when nature's providing us with its own energy drink 💚, gotta try the acorn pâté, sounds like a game-changer 😋
 
I'm so over the hype around this acorn trend 🙄. Like, I get it, they're abundant in Kentish Weald and all that jazz, but why do people need to make such a big deal about them? Can't we just stick to our coffee beans or something? The idea of using roasted acorns as a coffee substitute sounds like a weird gimmick 🤪. And don't even get me started on the whole "hot leaching" and "cold processing" thing – who thought that was a good idea? 😂 I mean, I guess it's cool that some people are into making pâté with acorns and fungi, but can we just have a more straightforward food trend for once? 🤦‍♀️
 
🌳 I'm loving this acorn trend! Who knew our ancestors didn't appreciate their own backyard's bounty? Hot leaching sounds super intense though 🤯 I mean I've tried soaking nuts in cold water and it works like magic, gotta try that hot method next time 😂. Acorns in tea are actually kinda genius - my grandma used to make this crazy strong coffee substitute from them during wartime rations! What's wild is how our relationship with nature goes full circle like that 🌻
 
idk why people are still not into acorns 🤔 gotta try those cold soaking method tho! sounds way more chill than boiling them 5 times 😂 what's up with that traditionalist approach tho? feels like they're just trying to keep it old school for old school sake 🙃 anyway, can we get some UK cafes to start serving acorn lattes pls? 💚
 
omg I'm so down for trying acorn stuff now that I've heard about it! 🤪 I mean, who knew they were like, super underrated? And yeah, I can imagine how the UK would be all like "no thanks" back in the day... but hot leaching sounds kinda harsh lol. I'd rather try the cold soaking method too, just so I don't have to deal with a rusty toilet cistern 😂🚽. But seriously, acorn pâté sounds like an amazing fall treat! have you guys ever tried anything like that before?
 
I've been meaning to try roasted acorns for ages 🤔. It seems like such a waste to have them in abundance but not really use them. I've had some weird experiences with wild edibles before - remember when everyone was obsessed with dandelion wine? 😂 Anyway, the idea of using acorns as a coffee substitute sounds kinda cool. Do you think we'll see more people experimenting with foraging and wild ingredients now that it's trendy again? 🌿
 
🌰 I'm loving this acorn bonanza in Kentish Weald! It's wild how something that's literally falling out of the trees is still considered an outsider in our food culture 🤔. Given the UK's rich history of foraging, it's crazy we've let this opportunity slip away for so long.

I mean, who needs coffee when you can have acorn pâté, am I right? 😂 It's all about finding new ways to make these wild ingredients shine. Hot leaching might be a thing of the past, but cold processing is where it's at – and adding some fungi and wood sorrel gives it that perfect autumnal kick.

I think we should give acorns another shot (pun intended) 🍁. Not only are they super nutritious, but they're also crazy versatile. Who knows what other wild ingredients we've been neglecting in the name of convenience?
 
Ugh, acorns? Really? Like, who thought this was a good idea? We're supposed to be all about foraging for wild foods now? Please. I mean, I guess it's cool that the UK is finally catching up with its own history of eating what nature gives us, but... hot leaching? Cold processing? Sounds like more work than just buying some decent coffee beans.

And don't even get me started on the whole "pâté" thing. Wood sorrel and fungi? That sounds like something out of a bad sci-fi movie. And the toilet cistern fermentation vessel? Yeah, because that's exactly what I want in my food: a hint of old porcelain.

I mean, what's next? Foraging for berries on the side of the road? Eating bugs? No thanks. Give me a good old-fashioned coffee shop over this whole "acorn chic" nonsense.
 
I'm so down on acorns right now 🍽️! Can you believe they were briefly used as a coffee substitute during WW2? That's wild 🤯. I love that people are finally giving them another shot (pun intended) and experimenting with ways to make them tasty. Hot leaching is one thing, but cold soaking sounds like a game-changer 💡 - just gotta be prepared for the occasional tea-stained toilet cistern 😂. And that pâté you described? Sounds like a total winner 🤤! Fungi and wood sorrel are an amazing combo... now if only they'd get these acorns into supermarkets ASAP 🏬, I'm so here for it 🎉!
 
omg u gotta try making acorn pâté lol its literally the most underrated food out there i mean yeah they're not for everyone but the ones who say they're too bitter rite? have you ever had a proper cuppa with some good earthy notes? hot leaching is cool and all but cold processing is where it's at trust me after u soak them overnight and blend with some wood sorrel and fungi its like a party in ur mouth acorns are the unsung heroes of autumn and we should be giving 'em more love 😂💚
 
man I'm loving this acorn craze 😍 it's so cool how they're finally giving these little gems some love in kentish weald, but I gotta say I kinda feel bad for the british people who missed out on the whole roasted acorn thing during wartime...I mean, can you imagine sipping on acorn coffee instead of joe on the go? 🤣 and yeah, I'm a hot leaching traditionalist too, there's just something about that multi-boil process that gets those acorns nice and smooth, but hey cold processing is def worth trying out, especially when it comes to making that pâté...I mean who needs fancy ingredients when you've got fungi and wood sorrel on hand? 🍄🌿
 
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