Ugh, what's with all these elaborate plans to cheat death?

I mean, come on, can't people just be honest for once?

It's like they're trying to outsmart the Queen herself!

And now they've both ended up dead. What a waste...
And the whole thing was just a ruse to avoid detection, but really it was just two idiots playing a fool's game

. I mean, who thinks that bringing water with poison is going to work?

It's like they expected the other person to somehow magically know what was in their own poison...
I'm all for clever puzzles and stuff, but this one just seems like a recipe for disaster

. And it's not even like they were trying to solve anything interesting or important, just trying to cheat death for its own sake

. Anyway, back to the platform, is that a new update on the navigation menu?
