I'm getting a sense of unease from all these clubs trying to scramble for deals. It's like they're playing a high-stakes game of musical chairs, where the music stops and everyone's left scrambling to find a seat. The £300m splurge this month is just the tip of the iceberg, though - there are teams that really need a miracle to stay afloat.
I'm intrigued by West Ham's decision to sign those mysterious South Americans; it's like they're taking a leap of faith and hoping for the best. Meanwhile, teams like Arsenal and Liverpool seem stuck in neutral, which is worrying given their history of competing at the top level.
It's interesting to see how some players, like Raheem Sterling, are taking control of their own destiny by ending their contracts. And then there's Charlton's Coady move - it's definitely a surprise! I'm on the edge of my seat waiting for Panic Monday to unfold and seeing what other surprises are in store.