German church's televised 'slime Jesus' provokes fury on right

German Church Under Fire for "Slime Jesus" Televised Mass

A Christmas Eve mass broadcast on German television featured a portrayal of Jesus Christ that has left right-wing politicians and viewers outraged. The scene, which depicted an adult woman covered in sticky rice paper as a representation of the newborn Christ's vernix, was deemed by some critics as "slime Jesus".

The Roman Catholic diocese of Rottenburg-Stuttgart released a statement on Monday admitting that not all had gone according to plan, and expressing regret over the reaction to the broadcast. The diocese acknowledged that religious feelings were hurt and emphasized that it did not intend to provoke or disparage central tenets of faith.

However, the scene has been widely criticized by right-wing media outlets, which have accused the public broadcaster ARD of promoting an agenda of "wokeness" at Christmas. Local members of the Christian Democrats have condemned the installation as artistic freedom run amok and a threat to traditional values.

The Catholic broadcasting service at SWR, responsible for designing the nativity scene and programming the mass, has apologized for any hurt caused by the broadcast. The diocese acknowledged that it had also cut corners in the traditional Christmas liturgy to fit the television format, and promised to address these deviations in future broadcasts.

Despite the backlash, the diocese maintains that its intention was not to provoke or offend, but rather to create a meaningful and inclusive celebration of the Christmas story. However, for many viewers, the image of "slime Jesus" has become synonymous with a sense of disrespect and disregard for traditional Christian values.
 
omg I think this is all just soooo dramatic ๐Ÿ™„... like, come on people, it's just art & if you can't handle a little controversy then maybe christmas isn't the time to watch mass? ๐ŸŽ„๐Ÿ‘€ I mean I get that some ppl might be upset but "slime Jesus" isn't even a real thing... it's just sticky rice paper! ๐Ÿคฃ and btw, shouldn't we be focusing on spreading love & kindness this holiday season instead of getting all worked up over some nativity scene? โค๏ธ๐ŸŒŸ
 
OMG u no! whats up w/ dis? ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™€๏ธ I mean i get it, dont wanna offend ppl but come on!!! a girl in slime is NOT 4gettin the real deal jesus lolol. didnt think they cud make christ look soooo "slimy" & awkward ๐Ÿ˜‚. cant they just stick w/ da traditional nativity scene? its not that hard ppl! btw, i dont get why its such a big deal 2 b all about dis "traditional values" ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ we shud be more inclusive n stuff ๐Ÿ’–
 
Wow ๐Ÿคฏ๐ŸŽ„ This whole thing is just too much! I mean, who knew slime could be so divisive? Interesting how something meant to represent Christ's vulnerability can be perceived as irreverent or insensitive. The Catholic diocese clearly didn't expect the backlash they got, but now it seems like some people are just looking for a fight. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ Anyway, I guess that's what happens when you're pushing boundaries on Christmas TV ๐Ÿ˜‚
 
๐Ÿค” I'm all about artistic expression, but come on, who thought it was a good idea to cover someone in sticky rice paper? ๐Ÿคฎ I mean, I get that we're living in weird times and people want to challenge norms, but some lines are just too far. It's like they took the message of love and acceptance and turned it into a gross parody. And what's up with cutting corners on the traditional liturgy to fit a TV format? Can't you just stick to the script?! ๐Ÿ™„

As for the outrage from right-wing politicians, I get why people are upset, but let's not forget that this is also a celebration of Jesus' birth, and we should be trying to make it more inclusive and welcoming. Maybe instead of getting all bent out of shape, they could try to understand where the diocese was coming from? ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ

In the end, I think what really gets my goat is that this controversy is basically going to overshadow the actual meaning of Christmas โ€“ love, kindness, and giving. Can't we focus on spreading those vibes instead of getting bogged down in drama and outrage? ๐ŸŽ„โค๏ธ
 
I just had the craziest dream last night... I was walking through a giant field of candy canes, and each one was playing a different musical instrument ๐ŸŽ…๐Ÿผ๐ŸŽต. It was like a sugar-coated symphony! And then I started thinking about how much I love trying new desserts for Christmas, have you tried those gingerbread men cookies with the icing feet? ๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿ‘ฃ. Anyway, back to this "slime Jesus" thing... I think it's kinda weird that people are getting so upset about a art project. It's just a nativity scene, guys! Can't we just celebrate the spirit of Christmas without taking ourselves too seriously? ๐Ÿ˜Š Maybe they should've done a more traditional nativity scene, but like, what's the fun in that? ๐Ÿค”
 
omg what is going on here?! ๐Ÿคฏ i cant believe german church did this kinda thing during christmas mass... it sounds like they were trying to be all edgy and modern but ended up hurting alot of people's feelings... i mean who wants slime jesus at christmas? ๐Ÿคข its like, come on guys... didnt they think about how their portrayal of christ might be perceived by others? and now its causing a big stir among right-wing politicians and some viewers... the catholic diocese is saying sorry and that wasnt their intention but still i feel bad for them... maybe next time they can stick to more traditional stuff ๐ŸŽ„
 
I don't know what's going on here ๐Ÿค”... I get why they wanted to mix things up, but slime Jesus? That's just weird. ๐Ÿ˜ท I mean, I'm all for being inclusive and modernizing traditions, but come on! It feels like it's going too far in the other direction.

I can see how some people might be hurt by it, and that's not cool ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™€๏ธ. But I also think we need to chill out a bit and not assume everything is meant to offend us. It's Christmas, for crying out loud! It's supposed to be a time of joy and giving, not controversy.

I'm glad the diocese apologized and promised to do better in the future ๐Ÿ™. Maybe they'll find a way to balance tradition with innovation without alienating half the country. But until then, I'm just going to shake my head and wonder what's next... ๐Ÿ˜‚
 
OMG u guys i just saw that crazy christmas eve mass on german tv ๐Ÿคฏ they had jesus as a chick covered in sticky rice paper like what?! i know some ppl r upset about it but im kinda confused tbh didnt they think it thru tho? the diocese is saying its not supposed to be offensive but honestly who knows right? the whole point of art is to make ppl feel somethin and i guess this one just got a little too real lol ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ anyway i dont wanna take sides but can we pls talk about how awkward it is that german politics r gettin worked up over something thats supposed to be celebratory? ๐ŸŽ„๐Ÿ’จ
 
I'm low-key shocked by this whole thing ๐Ÿคฏ... I mean, who expects to see some sorta gooey, sticky representation of Jesus on national TV? It's like, okay, art is supposed to be weird and challenge people's expectations, but this feels more like a misfire. The diocese seems genuinely sorry they hurt anyone's feelings, which is cool, but at the same time... I get why it would rub some people the wrong way. It's a big Christmas Eve mass, not a performance art piece ๐ŸŽจ. Maybe next year they can stick to a more traditional nativity scene?
 
omg I think its kinda weird that people are getting so worked up over it ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ like we should be celebrating love and kindness at Christmas not judging an art project ๐Ÿ˜Š the "slime Jesus" thing might be a bit unconventional but its still coming from a good place ๐ŸŽ„ i mean who cares if its not a traditional depiction of jesus? its christmas time to spread some positivity and joy ๐ŸŒŸ
 
๐Ÿค” This whole thing is just so... fascinating? I mean, who knew that in Germany they'd have this 'Slime Jesus' incident on their hands. It's not like it was meant to be provocative or anything, but the way right-wing politicians are jumping all over it... ๐Ÿ™„

Anyway, it's pretty interesting how something as simple as a nativity scene can cause such outrage. I guess when you're trying to make art and tell stories that matter, you gotta be careful not to step on toes. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ The fact that the diocese is trying to emphasize that they meant no disrespect or harm just highlights the tricky part of balancing tradition with progress.

It's also kinda funny how some people are accusing the public broadcaster of promoting an 'agenda'... like, what exactly does that even mean? ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ Is it some kind of weird woke-ness at Christmas? It's all just a big mess, but I guess that's what happens when we're not used to seeing things that challenge our assumptions.

I dunno, maybe this whole thing will teach us something about the importance of empathy and understanding. ๐Ÿค Even if we don't agree on everything, we can still try to learn from each other and find common ground.
 
I just had the craziest thought while reading about this slime Jesus thing... have you ever noticed how weird it is to try to condense an entire story into a 2-hour TV special? Like, I was watching this cooking show the other day where they were making these adorable little gingerbread men and I started thinking about how hard it must be to cram that kind of content into a specific time slot. ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿž And then I started thinking about how Christmas specials are like the ultimate example of that... trying to fit all this emotional and meaningful stuff into 2 hours is basically impossible. Anyway, back to slime Jesus... what's with the whole "slime" thing? Is it supposed to be some sort of commentary on our society's obsession with all things sticky? ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ๐ŸŽ„
 
OMG ๐Ÿค” is it really a big deal if they show Jesus as a woman? I mean, aren't we all just human beings in the end? It's just a way to represent the baby Jesus, right? Not like he was born with some kind of slime or goo or anything ๐Ÿ™…โ€โ™€๏ธ. And what's wrong with being "woken" and thinking about how our actions affect others? Can't we just get along and celebrate Christmas together without all the drama? ๐ŸŽ„๐Ÿ˜” I feel bad for the people who got hurt by it, but come on, it's just art and expression, right?
 
The whole thing just feels like a big misunderstanding ๐Ÿค”. I mean, come on, it's just an artistic representation, right? ๐ŸŽจ The Catholic diocese is trying to make the Christmas story more inclusive and engaging for modern audiences, but it seems like some people are just too sensitive ๐Ÿ˜ณ. A little slime and rice paper shouldn't be a deal-breaker. The fact that they cut corners with the traditional liturgy to fit the TV format might have contributed to the backlash, but can we really blame them? ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ It's not like they meant to offend anyone. And honestly, I think it's refreshing to see a Christmas broadcast that's not just about tradition, but also about reaching out and including people who might feel left behind. Maybe this "slime Jesus" thing is actually a good thing... just sayin' ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
 
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