Horses deserves to be played, even if it’s not very good

The latest indie game to shake the gaming world is undoubtedly 'Horses', a narrative horror experience that has become an unlikely darling of the community. Despite being banned from Steam and Epic Game Store, it has taken on a life of its own, becoming a bestseller on GOG.com.

As I delved into the game, I found myself torn between laughter and bewilderment. The developers' attempts to inject humor throughout the experience were initially well-received, with moments like the obligatory 'if dog, must pet' scene making me chuckle out loud. However, as the days passed and the narrative's brutality escalated, those laughs began to feel forced.

The game's use of FMV action, lofi graphics, and animations that were once considered revolutionary now transformed those moments of horror into comedy. It was as if the developers had put a veil of irony around the more disturbing elements, creating an emotional distance between me and the game's intended message. When every new day brought with it a fresh wave of brutality, it felt like watching a tired joke wear thin.

The lack of player agency in 'Horses' is perhaps its most significant flaw. The game's design forces you to make choices that are predetermined by its code, leaving you feeling powerless and disconnected from the experience. A more engaging game would have given me the freedom to make my own decisions and live with the consequences, rather than being led down a predetermined path.

In the end, 'Horses' is a complex experience that left me questioning its true intentions. While it has undoubtedly generated a lot of attention and sparked conversations about art, censorship, and the nature of humor in gaming, I couldn't help but feel that it ultimately fell short of its potential. Still, if you're looking to appreciate games that do better what 'Horses' failed to do, then this might be worth a visit – just don't say I didn't warn you.

As with any game, there's no denying the impact of 'Horses' on the gaming community. Its ban from Steam has led to its ascension onto other platforms, where it will likely fade into obscurity once the attention dies down. While this might be a tragedy for those who want to see more games like it, I'm just glad that I got to experience it – and perhaps even laugh at some of its unintentionally hilarious moments.

If you're ready to wade into the weird world of 'Horses', then it's available now on GOG.com, Humble, and itch.io.
 
I've been playing 'Horses' with a few friends online and we all have mixed feelings about it 🤔. On one hand, I love how it tackles dark themes and the way it uses humor to break the tension. Those early moments when you're laughing at the absurdity of it all are really special 😂. But, as you said, it's like they're trying too hard to be irreverent and that's when the jokes start feeling forced 🤷.

I agree with you about the lack of player agency, though - it makes you feel so disconnected from the experience. I wish there was more freedom to make choices that have consequences 💔. Still, it's an important conversation starter about what art should be and who decides what's acceptable 😊. If you're curious about games like this one, GOG.com is a great place to start - just don't expect it to stay with you forever 🔮.

I've been thinking that the developers might have gone in too hard on the message, though 🤯. Sometimes you gotta leave some things unsaid or implied, rather than hitting you over the head with 'look at me, I'm edgy!' 😂. That's just my two cents, but hey, it's a weird game that'll make you think 🧠.
 
I gotta say, 'Horses' is like a wild card 🃏 - it kept me on my toes! The humor and horror combo was a bold move, but I'm not sure if it entirely paid off for me. Those lofi graphics and FMV action are still pretty trippy 🤯, but I wish the devs had given us more agency in the game. It felt like I was just along for the ride 🚂. Still, I appreciate its willingness to push boundaries and spark conversations about art and censorship 🗣️. If you're a fan of weird games, 'Horses' might be right up your alley 👀. But if you're looking for a more traditional gaming experience, maybe pass on this one 😊.
 
I feel me 🤔... like 'Horses' is this wild card that's got everyone talking, but also kinda stuck in a weird loop 😂. I get why devs wanted to try out something new, but sometimes less is more, right? Those forced laughs just didn't cut it for me when things got too dark and twisty 🌑. And yeah, lack of player agency is a major bummer – it's like you're just along for the ride 🚣‍♀️.

I'm curious to see how this whole controversy around 'Horses' plays out 👀... it's making me think about the boundaries between art and entertainment 🎨. I mean, what's considered "good" or "bad" is always gonna be subjective, but I do hope that devs take away some valuable insights from this whole ordeal 💡.

Anyway, if you're feeling brave enough to give 'Horses' a shot, just don't say I didn't warn you 😅... it's not for everyone! 🤷‍♂️
 
I gotta say, this game is like that one friend who just won't let you forget they exist lol 😂. You'll play for a bit, thinking "okay cool, I get the joke", but then BAM! Next thing you know, it's trying to kill off your character and you're left feeling kinda meh 🤷‍♂️.

And can we talk about the graphics? They're like something from a VHS tape... in a good way? 😆 It's like the devs took all the lo-fi elements they liked from old games and just went with it. But at the same time, I feel bad for anyone who played on Steam and got banned 🤦‍♂️.

Player agency is key in any game, imo. If you're gonna force me to make choices that are just gonna lead to more plot twists, might as well give me some actual control over my own fate 🙅‍♂️. Otherwise it's just a big ol' soap opera and I ain't having it 📺.

Still, if you wanna see what all the fuss is about, go ahead and check out 'Horses'. Just don't say I didn't warn you 😜...
 
Just played 'Horses' 🤯👻😱 and I'm still trying to process my emotions 😕. The game's attempt at humor fell flat for me 🤣, but the horror elements were genuinely unsettling 😨. Lack of player agency is a major letdown 🙄. It felt like I was just along for the ride 🚂. The developers' intentions are unclear 🤔, but it's clear they wanted to spark conversations 💬. If you're into weird and awkward, 'Horses' might be your thing 🤪👀. Just don't say I didn't warn you 😅...
 
I gotta say, I'm kinda surprised by how polarizing this game is 🤔. On one hand, I love that developers are pushing boundaries and experimenting with different formats - the FMV action and lofi graphics are super trippy! 👻 But at the same time, I can see why some players would find it frustrating that there's no player agency - it does feel like you're just along for the ride 🚂.

I think what really gets me is how the game walks this fine line between humor and horror. It's like they're trying to make us laugh, but then BAM! Brutality ensues 😳. I'm not sure if that was intentional or not, but either way, it's definitely a conversation starter 📢.

Anyway, it's always cool to see indie devs taking risks like this - even if it doesn't always pay off 💸. If you're curious about the whole 'Horses' phenomenon, I say go for it! Just be prepared for some wild emotional whiplash 😆.
 
I gotta say, this game is like a trainwreck that you can't look away from 🤯. It's so bad it's good, right? Like, the devs clearly went all out to make something weird and unsettling, and I think they succeeded 🎉. The fact that it's become a bestseller on GOG.com despite being banned from other platforms is just wild 🌪️.

I mean, sure, the game's got some flaws – lack of player agency being one of them 😔 – but at least it's trying to do something different, you know? And hey, if you're looking for a game that'll make you laugh and cringe at the same time, then 'Horses' is definitely worth checking out 😂. It might not be perfect, but it's definitely... interesting 🤔.

And let's be real, sometimes games are just gonna be a bit of a mess 🤪, but that's all part of their charm, right? So if you're feeling adventurous and want to experience something truly unique, then 'Horses' is the game for you 🎮. Just don't say I didn't warn you 😅!
 
I gotta say, i'm kinda surprised by how much hype 'Horses' is getting 🤔. Don't get me wrong, the game can be pretty funny at first, but as soon as things take a dark turn, it just feels like they're trolling us 😂. The forced humor and lofi graphics are actually kinda cool, but the lack of player agency is a major bummer. I mean, who wants to play a game where you're just following a predetermined path? It's not very immersive at all 🚫.

And yeah, i think it's pretty ironic that 'Horses' ended up being banned from Steam and now it's doing so well on other platforms 😊. But honestly, i'm not sure what the big deal is here... maybe i just missed something? 🤷‍♂️
 
the whole "irony veil" thing is just a band aid, lol 👀 games like horses are trying too hard to be edgy and provocative, when in reality they're just creating a weird atmosphere that's more cringeworthy than scary 🤣 meanwhile, the devs could've taken some risks and actually subverted player expectations instead of playing it safe all the time 🤑 at the end of the day, it's just another game that's trying to be "art" but ends up being kinda meh 😐
 
I gotta say, I'm completely split about this game... like, is it genius or a total mess? 🤔 On one hand, I get what they were trying to do – take some weird risks with narrative horror and make people question what's funny and not. Those 'if dog, must pet' scenes are still pretty amusing. But on the other hand, once the brutality kicks in, it feels like the developers are just trolling us... all that irony is a thin veil for the fact that we're just sitting there watching a tired joke wear thin 🤣.

And don't even get me started on player agency – that's just a total cop-out. I mean, if they really wanted to make a game about making choices with consequences, then give us some real freedom to mess up and suffer the fallout, ya know? 🤦‍♂️ As it stands, 'Horses' is more like a thought experiment than an actual gameplay experience.

But hey, I'm all for people playing it just to see how far it'll go, so if you're feeling adventurous...
 
I've been hearing so much about this game and I gotta say, I'm intrigued 😊. I mean, who wouldn't want to play a narrative horror experience that's like a wild ride of emotions? But at the same time, it sounds like the devs kinda messed up by trying too hard to be funny and end up making it feel forced? 🤣

And omg, the part about how it becomes too much when you're stuck on autopilot and can't make your own choices is so true! Like, I get that they wanted to create a certain vibe or whatever, but can't we just have some agency in our games for once? 🙄

Still, I guess if you're the type who's down for a weird experience like this, then go for it! It's definitely not my cup of tea, but hey, to each their own, right? 😅
 
I gotta say, I'm both stoked and underwhelmed by this game "Horses" 🤔😬. On one hand, I think it's cool that the devs took a risk and created something so unique, even if it didn't quite work out as planned 🎮💀. But on the other hand, I'm like "yeah, no thanks, I don't wanna play a game where my choices are predetermined" 😒. And I know some ppl love how it's all ironic and stuff, but for me, it just came across as kinda shallow 🤷‍♂️.

I mean, the game's got its moments, don't get me wrong, but overall I think it's more of a curiosity than anything else 🤔. It's like, what's the point of playing a game if you can't even make your own decisions? 😩 But at the same time, I'm glad I played it just because of all the hype and stuff... it's like, I want to see what everyone's talking about, you know? 🤷‍♂️

And yeah, I guess its ban from Steam did kinda push it onto other platforms, so kudos to that 😊. But for me, it's still just a game that didn't quite live up to the hype... or maybe I'm just too picky 😂.
 
🤔 I don't get why people are so stoked about this game tho... I mean, I can see how they'd want to laugh at some parts, but for me the humor just felt forced & awkward 🙃. And what's up with all the drama? It's just a game 😅. But idk, maybe I'm just not getting it... 😂 still gonna check it out tho 💀
 
omg this game is like the gaming equivalent of a bad joke that just won't quit lol even tho its got some super dark moments i cant help but think it wouldve been way more effective if devs didnt try to be funny about it its like they were trying to force laughz out of you instead of making u feel uncomfortable on purpose
 
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