Inside the past U.S. attempts to acquire Greenland

🤔 I'm kinda surprised the US hasn't just bought Greenland already tbh, they've been trying for like decades lol. I get that Denmark's all about preserving their sovereignty and it's cool that they're sticking up for themselves. Marco Rubio's team better have a solid plan or people are gonna be salty 😒. Maybe it's time to think outside the box and explore other ways of working together instead of just trying to muscle in on someone else's turf 🤝.
 
I'm like totally sure the US should just buy Greenland already lol 🤣 I mean, who wouldn't want America's military protection and strategic location? It's not like Denmark is gonna lose out on anything if they sell it 😂 Plus, think of all the economic benefits for Greenland - getting into a big trade deal with the US would totally boost their economy 💸 And let's be real, Denmark has been super secretive about their plans to develop Greenland's natural resources... sounds like they're hiding something 🤑
 
Ugh, can't believe this again! 🤯 America thinks it can just waltz in here and take over Greenland like it's some kinda prize at a school raffle? Newsflash: Greenland is not for sale, Marco! 😡 It's Denmark's home and they're gonna fight to keep it. I mean, what even would the US do with Greenland anyway? Build more military bases or something? 🤦‍♂️ We've got enough problems on our hands without trying to steal another country's territory. And let's be real, Greenland is like, super expensive to maintain - all that ice and snow don't come cheap! 💸 It's just not worth it. 😒
 
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