Can't say I'm surprised she fell down the stairs 
at 88. Like, we all know that's what happens when you're a spry 60-year-old and suddenly find yourself on day 1 of early bird specials for dinner 
. But seriously, RIP Jilly Cooper 
- bonkbuster queen indeed! Guess she won't be writing any more steamy romps or dodgy equine dramas anytime soon 
.