Man wanted for breaking Humpty Dumpty statue at Cape May mini golf course surrenders to police

I'm more worried about those fiberglass statues being so exposed to the elements... like, what if it starts to melt or get all warped from the sun and rain? That'd be a bummer for the owners of Ocean Putt Golf. And have you guys ever noticed how some old-school arcades still have these retro games that are literally just sitting there, collecting dust? It's like they're waiting for someone to come along and appreciate them again
 
I don't get why someone would do something like that 😕... I mean, the statue is just a symbol of a nursery rhyme, it's not worth causing damage or stealing 🤔... And to think about how much work and money went into creating and maintaining the statue in the first place 💸... It's just one person's destructive behavior that affects so many others 🤷‍♀️... And now there's this whole uncertainty about whether he'll get in more trouble for someone else being involved 📝...
 
lol what a total moron 🤦‍♂️ Blame the guy who actually does the vandalism, not the entire community or anyone else 🙄. Like come on, dude, you get caught, take responsibility and apologize already! 🤷‍♂️ shouldn't we be focusing on fixing the statue rather than the guy who broke it? Priorities people! 💯
 
OMG 😱 I'm shocked, like, what's wrong with people these days?! 🤯 I mean, come on Blane C. Dongas, you're 29 and already vandalizing iconic statues? 🙄 What's going through your head, dude? 🤔 I remember when I was a kid, we'd leave little notes for the Humpty Dumpty guy instead of destroying him 😂. The thought of that statue being broken and needing to be fixed for $1,000 is just... ugh 💸. I hope he faces some serious consequences for this and gets help or something 🤗.
 
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