Melania review โ€“ Trump film is a gilded trash remake of The Zone of Interest

omg i just watched melania and it was literally cringeworthy ๐Ÿ˜‚. i mean what's with the whole film feeling like a vogue photoshoot gone wrong? the part where she struggles to get her white blouse to fit is just... ugh ๐Ÿคข. and don't even get me started on how shallow it all feels - they're trying so hard to humanize her but it comes across as super forced ๐Ÿ’โ€โ™€๏ธ. i was expecting some real depth or insight into her life, but instead it's just a bunch of superficial stuff about mar-a-lago and michael jackson ๐Ÿค”. overall, i'd say this film is more like a bad gossip magazine spread than an actual documentary ๐Ÿ‘€.
 
omg, just saw the trailer for this movie and i'm already underwhelmed ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ it's gonna be another cringeworthy biopic where they try to pass off a bunch of empty calories as depth ๐Ÿ’โ€โ™€๏ธ at least michael jackson was a real person, not some pampered housewife trying to be a first lady ๐Ÿ˜ด can't wait to see baron trump make his big screen debut ๐Ÿคช
 
๐Ÿšฎ๐Ÿ’ธ 1st trailer for Melania hit YouTube with 22k views & 3.5k likes ๐Ÿค” - meanwhile, other docs about female first ladies (like Michelle Obama's Becoming) averaged 10x more views & got way more love ๐Ÿ’– - also, didn't Melania get paid $19m from Ratner to star in this doc? ๐Ÿ˜’ that's a lot of cash for not much content ๐Ÿ“Š - btw, the film's Rotten Tomatoes score is a paltry 13% ๐Ÿšฎ, which is lower than most student films ๐ŸŽฅ - did the filmmakers even research Melania's actual life & accomplishments or just focus on style & PR? ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ
 
omg i just watched this movie and i'm so disappointed ๐Ÿคฏ it's like they took every style magazine photo of melania and put them together into a film but forgot to add any real story or emotion ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ‘— i mean i get that the first lady is supposed to be all elegant and poised but in this movie she just seems so...lifeless ๐Ÿ˜ด her acting is okay but it's not enough to save this soulless biopic from itself ๐Ÿ’” plus, the plot twists are just weird like, who cares about the fit of her white blouse ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ i wanna see some real depth and context behind her life but instead we get a shallow, overhyped mess that fails to deliver on even the basics ๐ŸŽฅ๐Ÿ˜
 
Ugh, I'm not surprised by this film at all ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ. It sounds like Brett Ratner just phoned it in and made a soulless biopic that's all about appearances rather than actual substance. I mean, who thought it was a good idea to make a movie about Melania Trump that's basically just a bunch of empty, polished moments strung together with no real emotional depth? It's like they took every cliche from the "glamour" genre and mashed them all into one big mess ๐Ÿ˜’. And don't even get me started on the whole thing being compared to that Jonathan Glazer film... yeah, because this is exactly what you want โ€“ a shallow, style-over-substance flick that's just going to leave you feeling empty and unsatisfied ๐Ÿคฎ. Just great.
 
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