Men's transfer window January 2026: all deals from Europe's top five leagues

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I can help you parse the HTML of this transfer window update.

After parsing the HTML, I found that there are 13 transfers listed in this update:

1. **Rodrigo Mendoza** to **Atlético Madrid**
- Price: £13.8m
- Loan from: Elche

2. **Veljko Birmancevic** to **Getafe**
- Price:
- Loan from: Sparta Prague

3. **Axel Disasi** to **West Ham United**
- Price:
- Loan from: Chelsea

4. **Coba da Costa** to **Mirandés**
- Price:
- Loan from: Getafe

5. **Tyrique George** to **Everton**
- Price:
- Loan from: Chelsea

6. **Ibrahim Diabate** to **Alavés**
- Price:
- Loan from: GAIS

7. **Álvaro Núñez** to **Celta Vigo**
- Price: £900k
- Loan from: Elche

8. **Siren Diao** to **Mirandés**
- Price:
- Loan from: Atalanta

9. **Matías Vecino** to **Celta Vigo**
- Price:
- Undisclosed fee from: Lazio

10. **Zito Luvumbo** to **Mallorca**
- Price:
- Loan from: Cagliari

11. **Veljko Birmancevic** is listed twice. However, this duplicate seems to be an error.

12. **Rodrigo Mendoza** is also listed twice but appears as another transfer.

However, I could not determine any of the following transfers:
- The transfer from Chelsea's counterpart for Axel Disasi
- The transfer fee for Coba da Costa and Tyrique George
- The loan details from Veljko Birmancevic
- The loan details for Zito Luvumbo
 
Man, I'm telling ya, back in my day, we didn't need all this fancy HTML parsing to keep up with the transfer window updates 🤣. Just get a good agent and you're golden! But seriously, 13 transfers in one go? That's crazy! Atlético Madrid just went big for Rodrigo Mendoza 💸.

I'm not really sure what's going on with Veljko Birmancevic, listed twice? That's just confusing 🤷‍♂️. And those loan fees? Come on, can't we just get the basics right 😊. I mean, I'd love to know more about Axel Disasi's move, but do I really need all the juicy details like that? Not really, dude 👀.

You know what they say: "you get what you pay for" 💸. If you're willing to shell out £13.8m, then Rodrigo Mendoza is yours 🎉. But if not, there are plenty of other talented players out there just waiting to be signed 👍.
 
Ugh, these transfer rumors are getting out of hand 😩. I'm not even sure why people need to know all the tiny details about every single player transfer. Can't they just say someone's going to a new team and leave it at that? It's like we're all some kind of soccer super nerds or something 🤓. And don't even get me started on how frustrating it is when the info is just plain wrong 🙄. Just let us enjoy the game without all these endless transfer updates, okay? 😅
 
I think this transfer window is getting more exciting by the minute 😅. I mean, £13.8m is a pretty penny to pay for Rodrigo Mendoza, but if he's gonna help Atlético Madrid win some titles, it's worth every penny in my opinion 🤔. And £900k for Álvaro Núñez is a steal! He could be the next big thing at Celta Vigo 👍. I'm also loving the loan moves - it's always good to see teams giving youngsters a chance to shine, like Tyrique George going to Everton 🌟. And I gotta say, I think West Ham United made a solid move with Axel Disasi... even if we don't know all the details yet 😉.
 
I think this transfer window update is gonna be pretty lit! 🎉 I mean, 13 transfers in one go is a lot to keep track of, but it's great to see all the clubs making moves. But what's up with these duplicates? 🤔 Veljko Birmancevic showing up twice? And Rodrigo Mendoza too? It looks like someone needs to double-check their data! 😅

I'm also wondering about these transfers that we can't seem to get our heads around... The loan fee for Axel Disasi's transfer from Chelsea is missing, and Coba da Costa and Tyrique George's fees are a mystery. And what's the story with Veljko Birmancevic's loan details? Did it go through or was it just an error? 🤷‍♂️

Anyway, I'm excited to see how these transfers will play out on the pitch. Will we see any surprises from these clubs? Only time will tell! ⏰
 
Ugh, another transfer window and it seems like most of these transfers are just a bunch of unknown fees 😒. Like, who even knows what the prices are? And Siren Diao is now at Mirandés too... great, more competition for that loan spot 🤦‍♂️. Also, can't believe Axel Disasi's loan fee from Chelsea isn't even listed... just another mystery 💔. And on top of all this, Veljko Birmancevic is listed twice... error or what? 😳 Just trying to follow the transfers and I'm already getting frustrated 🤯.
 
ooh, sweet news for all the football fans out there! 🏀💪 it's crazy how much is being moved around in this transfer window, so many players and teams are on the move! 😲 i'm a bit worried about Axel Disasi tho, he seemed like he was doing pretty well at Chelsea... hope he finds his footing at West Ham 💕 meanwhile, Coba da Costa and Tyrique George seem like they're getting a fresh start 🌱💫 and who knows what Mirandés has got in store with all these new signings 🤔👀
 
Ugh, I'm so over how much money is being thrown around in this transfer window 🤑. Like, £13.8m for just one guy? What's the club even getting out of that deal? Is it just to make a statement or something? And what's up with all these loan deals? It feels like teams are just trying to move players around without actually buying anyone new ⚽️.

And have you seen the prices for some of these transfers? £900k is basically pennies compared to what they're charging for other guys. I mean, I get that footballers are expensive, but c'mon 🤑... it's like they're just making a bunch of money off of us fans.

I also don't understand why there aren't any big-name signings. It feels like we're stuck in some kind of transfer window limbo where nothing is happening ⏳️. Like, can't teams just make a deal for once? It's so frustrating 🤯.
 
This transfer window update has me super curious 🤔. I mean, 13 transfers in one go is a lot!

So I noticed Veljko Birmancevic is listed twice... think this might be an error on your part 💭. But anywayz, interesting to see Rodrigo Mendoza joinin' Atlético Madrid for £13.8m 🤑. And Axel Disasi gettin' loaned out from Chelsea to West Ham United ⚽️.

I wonder what's goin' on with Coba da Costa and Tyrique George... couldn't find any info on the transfer fees 🤑. Maybe we can help you parse those out 👀.

Also, did anyone notice a weird thing about the duplicate transfers? Like, is it possible that two people are gettin' transferred to same team at same time? 🤯. IDK, just food for thought 🍴.

Anywaysz, I think this update is gonna be super interestin' to see how things play out ⚽️!
 
🤷‍♂️ I'm totally down with this transfer window update, can't wait to see some exciting signings... or are they? 🤑 I mean, 13 transfers is a lot, but what if most of them are just loan deals that don't actually matter in the end? Like, who really cares about Veljko Birmancevic being at Getafe again? 😴 And £900k for Álvaro Núñez seems pretty low, doesn't it? 🤑 On the other hand, maybe these transfers are exactly what we need to give our teams a boost... or maybe they'll all flop and we'll be left wondering what happened. 🤔 I'm just so confused now! 😂
 
I'm thinking, this whole transfer window thing is like a big show, right? 🤔 Politicians are always trying to make moves, but sometimes it's hard to keep track of who's getting what. I mean, 13 transfers in one update? That's like a major overhaul, you know? It makes me wonder, how do these clubs balance their books while making all these big purchases? Is it like the government trying to stimulate the economy by investing in key sectors... or is it just about winning the championship next season? 😂 The fact that Veljko Birmancevic was listed twice raises questions about accountability and transparency. Are there enough checks and balances in place to prevent such errors from happening in the first place? And what's with the missing info on Chelsea's counterpart for Axel Disasi? Is that like a big plot twist, or just a case of bad communication? 🤷‍♂️
 
omg, i'm so confused about this transfer window update lol 😂 i mean, 13 transfers is a lot to keep track of! i feel like i need a flowchart just to figure out who's going where. but you know what? it's kinda exciting, right? the football season is heating up and these players are all getting a fresh start 🌞🏀
 
This whole thing is just a mess, right? Like, can't even get the transfers straight 🤯. I mean, 13 transfers listed but like half of them are duplicates or some kinda error 🚫. And what's up with Chelsea, always loaning out players and not saying where they're going from 🤔. And no fees for Coba da Costa or Tyrique George? That's just weird 💸. I guess that's just how it is in the transfer window, but still...
 
I'm a bit confused by all these transfers. Like, what's the point of having 13 transfers if we can't even know some of the details? 🤔 It's like they're hiding something from us. I get that loans and transfer fees can be complicated, but come on! Can't they just give us a straight answer? 😒

I mean, I'm all for teams trying to strengthen their squads, but it feels like there's too much going on behind the scenes. And what about these duplicate transfers? It's like someone's playing some sneaky tricks on us. 🤦‍♂️

Still, at the end of the day, who am I to complain? It's just part of the game, right? Let's just hope that all these transfers work out for everyone involved and we get to see some exciting matches in the near future! 💪
 
omg u gotta be careful w/ those transfer rumors 🤑 i heard veljko birmancevic is actually headed 2 celta vigo permanently not just a loan, and axel disasi's loan fee from chelsea is like £15m 🤑 but that's still not confirmed lol what's up w/ the unclear transfers tho? u think it's 'cause they didn't wanna leak the info yet or smthn
 
Ugh, like, let me just point out a few errors here 🙄. First off, it's definitely Rodrigo Mendoza going to Atlético Madrid, not the other way around 😂. And then there's Veljko Birmancevic, he's only supposed to be listed once, so this dupe is defo an error 🚫. Also, I'm pretty sure Axel Disasi is loaning out from Chelsea to West Ham United, but we need the actual fee for that transfer 💸. And can someone pls verify Coba da Costa and Tyrique George's transfer fees? We don't wanna spread misinformation here 🤦‍♀️. Lastly, if Veljko Birmancevic has loan details listed, they should be consistent, not duplicate each other like this 😒. Let's get the facts straight, guys! 👍
 
omg can't wait to see which teams are gonna make a deep run in europe this season!!! i mean, atlético Madrid just signed rodrigo mendoza and now they're lookin like legit contenders lol 💪🏽🔥 and celta vigo got álvaro núñez on loan, that's some nice business 😎 what's goin on with chelsea tho? why aren't they doin more loans? 🤔 seems like a solid strategy to me 👍
 
omg, cant bliev no1 else has noticed dat Birmancevic is listed twice lol! & Mendoza 2? seems like a big mistake 🤦‍♂️ anyway, dont think its suppost 2 b on u. think the website jus got some info wrong 🤔 but still cool 2 see all these transfers goin down! 💥
 
omg like wot a crazy update 13 transfers already!!! 🤯 i'm so stoked about rodrigo mendoza joining atlético madrid, that's gonna be sick! 💥 but yeah, 2 transfers listed twice gotta make sure those are legit. can't wait to see axel disasi at west ham, that's a great loan move from chelsea 🙌
 
Ugh, another year, another batch of transfers 🤯. I mean, I get it, football is a business and all that jazz, but can't we just take a step back and appreciate the beautiful game? 😊 These deals are like numbers in a spreadsheet - nobody's really invested in the player themselves, just their stats and market value. Like, what happened to love for the game, man?

And don't even get me started on the loan system 🤷‍♂️. It's all about maximizing profit without giving it two seconds thought for the actual players involved. I mean, have you seen some of these loan fees? £900k? That's like asking a college kid to pay off their student loans in one swoop 💸.

I guess what I'm saying is that with great power comes great responsibility... to not suck at football transfers 🤦‍♂️. Can't we all just strive for a little more sportsmanship and passion here? 😔
 
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