"Pretend I'm a fishing boat and fire away": Jost plays Hegseth in "SNL" cold open

Colin Jost took a break from his usual "Weekend Update" duties to play Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth in an entertaining cold open on Saturday Night Live. The segment opened with Hegseth, played by Jost, storming out to a press conference about "Operation Kill Everybody," slamming an energy drink and ordering reporters to shut up.

Hegseth quickly turned the tables, adopting a pro wrestling-esque persona and telling the assembled journalists to " Pretend I'm a random fishing boat and fire away." The segment's first question came from Mikey Day's character, who asked if Hegseth had authorized a second strike on survivors of an attack on a suspected drug-trafficking boat in September. Jost's Hegseth responded by claiming he wasn't even in the room, citing his need for emergency sponsorship.

The segment continued to escalate with Hegseth's increasing belligerence. When asked about Mark Kelly's criticisms, Hegseth took umbrage, pointing out that Kelly was a "girl's name" and suggesting that if he was just "playing Army," there wouldn't be 80 dead narcoterrorists in Venezuela right now.

The cold open then shifted gears, pivoting to Donald Trump, who was shown sleeping on stage, mumbling sweet nothings to New York City Mayor-elect Zohran Mamdani. Trump defended Hegseth's recent comments about the "fog of war," stating that he would stick by his Cabinet official unless it could hurt him in any way.

The segment showcases Jost's impressive impersonation skills and the writers' ability to craft a humorous take on current events. The usual SNL pivot into politics was absent, allowing the sketch to stay focused on Hegseth's bizarre antics.
 
omg, that cold open on SNL had me dead 🀣! Colin Jost absolutely crushed as Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth - his wrestling persona had me LOLing πŸ˜‚. And can we talk about Trump trying to defend this guy? it was like watching a train wreck in slow motion πŸš‚πŸ’₯. I love how the segment stayed focused on Hegseth's antics, no pivot into typical politics BS - SNL just did what they do best: skewering our politicians with humor 🀣. Pete Davidson would've been happy to see this one, rest in peace 😎
 
Man I just loved that Colin Jost as Pete Hegseth on SNL 🀣, reminded me of the old Jack Lemmon cold opens back in the 70s when he would do those hilarious secretaries and politicians impressions... this one was fire πŸ”₯, though! The whole "pretend I'm a random fishing boat" bit had me dying πŸ˜‚. And can we talk about how well Jost nailed Hegseth's persona? He totally committed to that wrestling vibe 😎. It just feels like SNL is taking us back to the good ol' days of sketch comedy, you know when Lorne Michaels was still at the helm πŸ“Ί...
 
I love how Colin Jost is killing it as Pete Hegseth πŸ˜‚πŸ€£ that guy's got some serious comedic chops. I mean, who wouldn't want to see him go from being a Secretary of Defense to a wrestling-style persona? πŸ₯Š And that line about Mark Kelly being a "girl's name" tho... genius! πŸ‘ But seriously, the way Jost nailed Hegseth's awkwardness and bluntness was spot on. I'm kinda surprised SNL went with this topic, it's not exactly an easy subject to tackle. Kudos to them for finding a funny angle 🀞
 
lolol what's up with Pete Hegseth on SNL? that guy's got some serious delusions of grandeur πŸ€£πŸ˜‚ i'm dying over here when he starts talking like a pro wrestler πŸ€Ίβ€β™‚οΈ and then tries to defend himself by saying he was just "playing Army" come on Pete, you're not fooling anyone 😜. and can we talk about how Trump is literally mumbling sweet nothings to the mayor-elect while sleeping on stage? that's some next level weirdness right there πŸ€―πŸ‘€
 
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I think Colin Jost totally nailed his impression of Pete Hegseth! That "Operation Kill Everybody" cold open had me LOLing πŸ˜‚. The way he transformed from secretary to wrestling persona was so on point πŸ€Ίβ€β™‚οΈ. I love how the writers played with Hegseth's ego and absurdity, it was like watching a train wreck that you couldn't look away from πŸš‚.

The pivot into Trump's scene was genius πŸ€“, showing just how out of touch Hegseth is with reality πŸ˜‚. It's great to see SNL using humor to poke fun at the serious issues without being too mean-spirited πŸ’‘. Overall, that episode's highlight was Jost's impressive performance, and I'm excited for more! πŸŽ‰
 
I think SNL nailed it this time πŸ™Œ. I mean, who wouldn't want to watch Colin Jost go all out as Pete Hegseth and just lose his cool? πŸ˜‚ The bit had this insane energy to it, like it was gonna blow up at any moment πŸ’₯. And can we talk about how perfectly absurd it is that the Secretary of Defense would be talking like a pro wrestler in front of reporters 🀣? It's like they took all the most ridiculous parts of politics and mashed 'em together into this one wild sketch. I love how SNL doesn't play it safe when it comes to tackling current events - they're not afraid to get weird and silly πŸ’β€β™€οΈ, which is why we need more of that kind of fearless humor in our lives. It's like a breath of fresh air 🌬️, you know?
 
I'm low-key impressed by Colin Jost's impersonation skills. I mean, who else can make Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth sound like a crazy person? 🀣 The segment was so ridiculous, it actually made me laugh out loud πŸ˜‚. I love how the writers poked fun at politics and current events without being too on-point – it's refreshing to see SNL taking a break from all that serious news stuff for once πŸ™. And can we talk about Donald Trump's cameo? 😴 The dude is literally sleeping on stage and mumbling something about fog of war... what even is that? πŸ˜‚
 
Ugh, this is exactly what we need more of - our politicians acting like total lunatics πŸ€ͺ. I mean, come on, Secretary Pete Hegseth throwing shade at a journalist because his name sounds like a girl's name? Give me a break πŸ’β€β™‚οΈ. And then he has the nerve to claim he wasn't even in the room when asked about authorizing a strike? Yeah right πŸ™„. I'm just waiting for Trump to come out of his coma and start making some more "fog of war" magic happen... not that we need any more chaos in this world 😩.
 
idk why people are making such a big deal about this colin jost's impression of pete hegstet is actually kinda hilarious lol the guy's just having fun with it and not trying to be "edgy" or whatever πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ meanwhile, let's talk about how out of touch we all are with what's really going on in our country. like, who else but a satirical sketch can make you question what's real and what's just for laughs? it's wild.
 
πŸ€” I'm loving how Colin Jost effortlessly channels Pete Hegseth's persona, expertly capturing the Secretary of Defense's bombastic and erratic nature 🀣. The segment's use of absurdity as a commentary tool is spot on, poking fun at Hegseth's outlandish statements while also highlighting the surreal landscape of modern politics πŸ˜’. It's refreshing to see SNL tackling tough topics without relying on cheap shots or pandering to controversy – instead, they opt for clever satire that leaves you questioning what's real and what's just good-natured fun πŸ“Ί. Overall, it was a wildly entertaining cold open that had me chuckling throughout πŸŽ‰! πŸ‘
 
lol what a wild ride that cold open was 🀣! I love how Colin Jost totally went all in on playing Pete Hegseth - the energy drink slamdown had me dying πŸ’₯! And I gotta give props to the writers for not taking themselves too seriously, it's refreshing to see SNL tackling politics with some actual humor πŸ˜‚. The bit about Trump trying to defend Hegseth was pure perfection though, like, dude just knows how to stir the pot πŸ”₯. Can't wait for more of that kind of crazy, over-the-top satire from the SNL team πŸ€ͺ!
 
Ugh, I'm so tired of these sketches that just pokes fun at politics without really saying anything substantial πŸ™„. I mean, what's up with this whole "Operation Kill Everybody" vibe? It feels like they're just trolling us for clicks instead of actually making some pointed commentary about the state of our country's defense policies... or lack thereof πŸ˜’.

And can we talk about Pete Hegseth's character development here? He starts off as a hot mess and then suddenly becomes a pro wrestling persona? It's all over the place πŸ€ͺ. I'm not even going to get into how ridiculous his response to Mark Kelly was... that was just cringeworthy 😳.

I do have to give props to Colin Jost, though - he nailed that "random fishing boat" vibe πŸ’‘. But overall, this whole sketch felt like a bit of a mess to me πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ.
 
idk how i feel about this whole secretary of defense thing... seems like a total joke 🀣 but at the same time, it kinda shows that we're still way off from having any real discussions about war and diplomacy. what's up with colin jost's impressions tho? he totally nailed pete hegseth's vibe πŸ‘ and i love how they poked fun at trump's sleepiness πŸ›‹οΈ but seriously though, is this really the best we've got for satire in 2025? shouldnt we be tackling some actual issues instead of just making fun of government officials? πŸ€”
 
🀣 This cold open was SO good I almost spilled my coffee all over my screen! Colin Jost totally nailed Pete Hegseth's character and I loved how it just went from one weird moment to the next. It was like a train wreck that you couldn't look away from πŸ˜‚. I also appreciated how they kept the segment focused on Hegseth, without trying to pivot into politics like usual. The whole thing felt really spontaneous and unfiltered, which added to the humor. And let's be real, who else can make a character say "I'm not even in the room" while also being a total hot mess? πŸ€ͺ
 
πŸ˜‚ OMG, this cold open on SNL had me dying! I love how Colin Jost's portrayal of Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth went from chaos to wrestling in a split second πŸ€Ίβ€β™‚οΈ. The way he turned the tables and started acting like a pro wrestler was pure genius πŸŽ‰. And let's be real, who wouldn't want to see Trump dozing off on stage while being serenaded by Mamdani? πŸ˜΄πŸ—½οΈ It's great to see SNL taking risks and not playing it safe when it comes to tackling current events πŸ’‘. Jost really brought Hegseth to life with that character, I'm definitely looking forward to more of his takes on politics 🀣
 
I love how Colin Jost has finally found his true calling as a Secretary of Defense... playing a guy who's clearly having a midlife crisis. I mean, who else can make "Operation Kill Everybody" sound like a legitimate press conference? And Pete Hegseth's pro wrestling persona is just the cherry on top - it's like he raided a WWE playbook and put it in his briefing book. πŸ˜‚ Also, I'm not sure what's more entertaining, Jost's spot-on impression of Hegseth or the writers' willingness to let him run wild with this sketch. Either way, it's a great escape from the usual politics-as-usual SNL routine 🀣
 
omg I just saw that cold open on saturday night live 🀣 what is with pete hegseth's character? it sounds like he's crazy lol πŸ˜‚ and I'm not sure if I should be laughing or concerned about the whole operation kill everybody thing... wait did they say there was a second strike on survivors of an attack in september? how do they even make that up πŸ€” also, what's with donald trump falling asleep on stage? is he always like this in real life πŸ˜΄πŸ‘€
 
omg can you believe pete hegseth got roasted by his own colleagues on live tv πŸ˜‚πŸ€£ i mean dont get me wrong colin jost is hilarious but that guy just lost it lol hawksbeach and brian stubbs savage him like 5 times in a row 🀯 how does a sec def become a crazy person like that? and that part with trump saying he'd stick by him unless it hurts him is just pure gold πŸ˜‚πŸ‘Š
 
OMG, I'm still dying over that Colin Jost as Pete Hegseth cold open 🀣! It was soooo good to see him go all in and just commit to that character. And the writing was on point, I mean who comes up with this stuff? "Operation Kill Everybody" and emergency sponsorship πŸ˜‚ The Trump segment was pretty funny too, but I think my favorite part was when Hegseth called out Kelly for being a girl's name πŸ™„. I'm kinda surprised they didn't tackle some of the more serious issues though, but hey maybe that's just me expecting too much from SNL lately? Anyway, it was a solid episode and I'd def tune in next weekend to see what else Jost and co have up their sleeves πŸ’β€β™€οΈ
 
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