Raw milk, tomahawk steak and a cuddly toy: could I handle Erling Haaland's daily routine?

Raw milk can be super sketchy, especially if you're not used to drinking it straight up. I mean, I've had some weird experiences with unpasteurized milk before - like the time I accidentally grabbed a carton of sour cream thinking it was regular milk... yeah, that didn't end well. The oily film and bitter taste are definitely not my cup of tea. 🤢

On a more positive note, LED light therapy does seem to be doing its thing for some people! I've heard good things about it from friends who've tried it out - says it's super relaxing and can even help with skin issues like acne or rosacea. The whole "magic bullet" thing might be a bit overhyped, but if it works, who cares? 🌞

And wow, 770g of steak is definitely a lot to tackle! I'm not exactly sure how someone would eat that in one sitting (I think I'd end up with food coma pretty quickly), but hey, Erling Haaland seems like he's got the stomach for it. Maybe it's just me being paranoid, but I do wonder if there's more to his routine than meets the eye... what's going on behind those closed doors? 💁‍♀️
 
raw milk is actually a game changer, all those blokes drinking it are onto something 🤪 u got hit with bad batch thats all I can say, my grandad used to drink raw milk and lived to be 95 lol, dont knock it till you try it, maybe its not for everyone but I'll take the curdled blobs over boring old pasteurized anytime 😂
 
raw milk = instant regret 🤢
i got a bit of an oily film in my coffee too, not fun ☕
erling haaland's daily routine seems like it's overhyped lol
LED light therapy was kinda nice tho ✨
tomahawk steak is definitely a highlight, though! 🍖
but i'm still team regular coffee here ☕👍
 
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