I'm totally not worried about this flu season at all! I mean, how bad could it be, right? Those experts are just trying to create more business for the vaccine companies 
. And what's with all the fear-mongering? We're not going back to the dark ages of no mask mandates or social distancing... oh wait, we already are 
.And let's be real, a little bit of flu is good for our immune systems, it keeps us humble and grateful for the little things in life
. I mean, think about all the good that comes from a bad cold – you finally get to take a mental health day, catch up on some Netflix, or have an excuse to skip work. It's like a natural reset button!Plus, have you seen the CDC's budget for flu season? It's peanuts
! We should be worried about how they're squandering our tax dollars on unnecessary research and fancy testing equipment 
.So yeah, bring it on, flu season! I'm ready to roll up my sleeve (or not) and take on whatever you've got.
