I'm so done with second homes already! 
They're just a huge source of income inequality, you know? Rich people get to buy up all these beautiful houses in the countryside and then rent them out for a tidy profit... meanwhile, ordinary folks can barely afford to live in their own neighborhoods. It's like they think they own the place! 
And don't even get me started on big tech
. They're just so... greedy. I mean, who needs another social media platform, right? But no, they just keep making more and more, sucking up all our data and selling it to who-knows-who. It's like, can't we just have a simple life without all the drama? But you know what really gets my goat?
When people start talking about finding a middle ground... like, "oh, let's compromise on both second homes and big tech." No, I don't want to live in a world where rich people can just buy up all the houses and then sell them back to us for triple the price. And I definitely don't want to live in a world where my every move is tracked by some giant corporation. 