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I gotta disagree with all these "best baby gear" lists ๐Ÿ˜’. I mean, what even is "best"? Who decides? It's just a bunch of products that parents like, but what about the ones they don't like? Are they not good enough? ๐Ÿค” I got a friend whose kid loved sleeping in a cardboard box and he was totally fine, so like, who are we to say what's best for babies? ๐Ÿ’ค And those coupons? Just a bunch of marketing fluff. Companies just trying to make more money off people who can't even get a good deal on their own gear ๐Ÿค‘. And don't even get me started on the smart bassinets... like, what's so smart about having your baby sleep in a fancy bed? ๐Ÿ˜ด Just give me some good ol' fashioned crib and I'm good to go ๐Ÿ‘
 
Ugh, can't even find a good night's sleep with all these new baby monitors coming out ๐Ÿ˜ฉ. Just think about it, we're already dealing with AI-powered smart homes and now we wanna track our babies' every move 24/7? Not cool, WIRED Reviews Team...not cool. And those sound machines that are supposed to help with white noise? More like just a fancy way to charge $200 for a fan ๐Ÿคฏ. And don't even get me started on the car seats...like, can't we just go back to the good old days of safety harnesses and a helmet or something? ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’”
 
I'm not sure about these best baby gear lists... I mean, who gets to decide what's best for a tiny human? ๐Ÿ˜ I think it's cool that parents are sharing their experiences with products, but have they actually tried them all out? Like, what if one person's favorite bassinet is just because it looks nice, not necessarily because it's actually good for the baby? ๐Ÿค”

And coupons for car seats? That's a pretty big deal. I'm sure some parents are super grateful, but others might be like "Uh, isn't that the most expensive thing we're gonna spend on this kid?" ๐Ÿ˜‚ Also, what about the environmental impact of all these gadgets and gizmos... do we really need so many baby gear options? ๐ŸŒŽ
 
I dont get it ๐Ÿค”, what's the point of havin coupons for these baby gear things? My aunt just got a new baby monitor for 50 bucks and its been workin like a charm ๐Ÿ’ฏ. And whats with all these smart bassinets? I mean, cant my friend just use a regular ol' crib bed ๐Ÿ›๏ธ? And what's the diff between LG and Samsung anyway? Can someone pls explain how these coupons work? Is it like cashback or somethin? ๐Ÿ˜•
 
I mean, can you believe it? People are willing to shell out big bucks for baby gear just so they don't have to listen to their tiny humans cry all day ๐Ÿคฃ. I got a friend who spent like, what, $500 on a smart bassinet that basically plays lullabies 24/7... now his kid is all about that sleep vibes ๐Ÿ˜ด. On the other hand, I heard some of these parents have been raving about those baby monitors โ€“ apparently it's worth every penny to see your little munchkin running around while you're sipping on coffee ๐Ÿต in peace. And honestly, if a car seat can make me feel better about being a parent, then that's all the cash I'm willing to drop ๐Ÿค‘. But hey, at least there are some coupons out there for when you need a break from all the diaper changes and playtime... Doordash coupons, who knew? ๐Ÿ˜‚
 
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