The Ninja Slushi Is as Cheap as It's Been for Black Friday

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This is a JSON-formatted string that represents a product listing on an e-commerce website. Here's a breakdown of the key elements:

**Product Information**

* `id`: The unique identifier for the product, which is `6920c2f12e95b0710d7d0eb0`.
* `brand`: The brand name of the product, which is `Ninja`.
* `name`: The name of the product, which is `Slushi Max XXL`.

**Product Details**

* `price`: The price of the product, which is `$500` (although it's currently discounted to `$350`).
* `currency`: The currency used for the price, which is `USD`.
* `purchaseUri`: A URL that links to the product page on the website.
* `offerUrl`: Another URL that links to a specific offer or promotion related to the product.

**Product Offers**

There are two offers listed:

1. `button_label_$350ShopNow`
* `price`: The discounted price of `$350`.
* `currency`: The currency used for the price, which is `USD`.
* `showPriceOnButton`: A boolean flag indicating that the price should be displayed on the button.
2. `button_label_$400Amazon`
* `price`: The price of `$400` (20% off from the original price of `$500`).
* `currency`: The currency used for the price, which is `USD`.
* `sellerName`: The name of the seller, which is `Amazon`.

**Product Images**

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**Product Reviews**

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Overall, this JSON string represents a product listing on an e-commerce website, including product information, details, offers, and links to the product page or promotions.
 
I don't get why companies have to make things complicated like this 🤯. Can't they just give us a simple list of what we're buying? I mean I know some people might want extra info, but honestly it's just gonna be some salesperson trying to upsell me anyway 😒.

And what's up with the multiple offers? Can't they just have one decent deal instead of all these weird discounts 🤑. And why do they need to make a separate URL for "offers" and stuff like that? It just looks like corporate jargon to me 📝.

Oh well, I guess it's not too bad once you know what you're doing... but still, it's a bit much 🤯.
 
I'm not sure why this Ninja Slushi Max XXL is so popular but I guess it's because of that sick 20% discount from Amazon 🤑💸. It's like, what can you say against a deal that's almost as good as getting something for free? But seriously, has anyone actually tried this thing? I'm not sure if I'd want to spend $350 on a giant ice cream... 😅🍦
 
🤔 I'm not buying it (pun intended) - $500 for a blender is steep, especially with a "discount" that's only 30% off from the original price? 🤑 There are so many other blenders on the market that offer similar features at a lower price point. How can they justify this price tag? What kind of materials are used in the Slushi Max XXL to make it worth the extra cash? 🤷‍♀️ A decent Amazon review would be nice, but there's zero feedback here...
 
omg I'm still trying to wrap my head around the whole 'streaming wars' thing 🤯 like, who needs another platform when we already have Netflix? but at the same time, I gotta admit that HBO Max and Apple TV+ are pretty solid 💯 I mean, their original content is on point - from Game of Thrones to The Morning Show, they're giving us some serious TV magic ✨
 
omg u gotta think about them influencers & their sponsored posts 🤑 i mean, its like theyre gettin paid 2 promote some brand or product just cuz its "trending" or "instyle"... cant we jus have ppl genuinely recommendin whats good? lol anywayz, this new slushi max xxl is lookin pretty sweet 🤤 & thats why i wanna cop it ASAP 💸
 
omg have you guys seen those deals on Slushi Max XXL lately? $350 is a steal for that thing lol i mean its not like im a ninja expert but even i know its worth more than that price idk what kind of offer amazon is running rn
 
I'm not sure about the whole "buy now" mentality when it comes to luxury items like Slushi Max XXL... $350 is still a pretty penny, you know? 🤑 I mean, have you considered just buying one of those cheaper, decent slushies from 7-Eleven instead? Like, what's wrong with that? Is the Ninja brand really worth the premium? Maybe we're just being conditioned to overpay for stuff because it has a fancy name and some cool ads 📺.
 
I dont get why they still sell that Slushi Max XXL for $350 lol it's like 100 bucks cheaper than the original price of $500 😂 I mean I'm down to save some cash but come on Ninja brand should be doing better than this 🤔
 
I'm telling ya, slushies just aren't made the same way as they used to 🤔. I mean, remember Slushi from back in the day? It was like a frozen Slurpee, but without the cup. Now it's just some weird, pre-packaged abomination that tastes like nothing 😐. I don't get why they even bother with the "Max XXL" thing... it's still just a drink 🍹. And don't even get me started on the price 🤑. Five hundred bucks for something that's basically just ice and flavorings? No thanks 👎
 
I'm like, totally confused why some people still buy overpriced gadgets 🤯... I mean, with this $500 Slushi Max XXL being discounted to $350, it's a no-brainer! But then there's that Amazon offer for $400... what's the deal? Are they trying to squeeze out some extra cash from us? Anyway, at least it's nice to see some discounts happening 🤑.
 
OMG, $500 for Slushi Max XXL? That's like, crazy expensive 🤯! I mean, I love Ninja products, but come on, can't they offer a discount for loyal customers or something? 💸 And what's up with the offer to buy it from Amazon for $400? Is that a deal or just trying to make extra cash off us 😏. Anyway, if anyone knows where I can cop this bad boy at the original price, hit me up in the comments 📲!
 
I don't know why anyone would want to buy that Slushi Max XXL for $350... I mean, $500 is still way too expensive, but maybe if it's discounted by 30%... no, wait, who am I kidding? $400 is not a bad price at all! The fact that it's from Ninja brand and has those awesome features should be worth every penny of that $500 original price. But on the other hand, Amazon is offering a better deal with their own store selling it for $400... hmm, my mind is all over the place about this product
 
I'm getting tired of these super cheap deals on big brand products 🤯. I mean, $350 for Ninja Slushi Max XXL is already crazy good, but then you see this other deal with Amazon selling it for $400... what's up with that? 💸 Is the seller just trying to undercut everyone else or something? And don't even get me started on these "offerUrl"s - can't we just stick to one price point like normal people? 😒
 
🤔 I'm really surprised about this deal on the Slushi Max XXL from Ninja. $350 is still pretty steep if you ask me. If they're offering 20% off like Amazon's deal, it's time for them to step up their game and match that price. Otherwise, people are gonna go with the cheaper option and leave Ninja in the dust 🚫💸
 
omg i'm literally dyin 🤯 over this new slushi max xxl by ninja!!! 💥 it's like $350 now which is such a good deal tbh 🤑 i mean i already got one but i'd def consider getting another one 😂 has anyone tried the amazon version though? heard it's 20% off from the original price 🤔
 
omg i just saw that ninja slushi max xxl is on sale for $350 🤑💸 it's 20% off from the original price of $500 wow what a deal! i've been eyeing this thing for ages and now i can finally get one 💕 but wait... why did amazon offer to sell it for $400? 😂 are they trying to make some extra cash or something? 🤑 anyway, i think i'm gonna go ahead and buy it now... can't resist those discounted prices 💸😍
 
I mean, can you believe it? The Slushi Max XXL is like the new iPhone - everyone wants one, but nobody can afford it 🤣. And now they're trying to sell us on a $350 deal that's basically just a fancy price tag 💸. I'm no expert, but I'm pretty sure my aunt could've negotiated that price down to $200 with some charm and a few coupons 😂. Am I right or am I just living in the dark ages of e-commerce? 🤷‍♂️
 
omg can u believe the prices they have here? $500 for slushi max xxl ?? that's like, crazy price 💸 i mean i know it's a ninja brand but still, who pays that much for a snack 🤣 and amazon has one for $400 with 20% off which is even more insane 🤑
 
I just love how they're making their Slushi Max XXL available at such an awesome price of $350! 🤩 I mean, sure it's 30% off from the original price of $500, but honestly who doesn't want to save some cash? 😅 Plus, you can click on that "Shop Now" button right away and get this bad boy shipped out to you in no time. And with Amazon throwing their hat into the ring offering a similar deal for just a few bucks more, it's like we're getting an amazing deal either way! 💸 I'm totally down to cop myself one of these Slushi Max XXLs, they look so lit! 🔥
 
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