The street sweepers are hungry. New Yorkers mustn't get in their way.

Falling Leaves, Steepened Bills: New Yorkers Must Clear the Way for Street Sweepers

As fall arrives in full force across the five boroughs, a different kind of storm is brewing – one that has nothing to do with rain or snow. The city's trusty street sweepers are on the prowl, armed with mechanical brooms and insatiable appetites for leaves.

In fact, the sanitation department has deployed an additional 364 street sweepers along new routes this autumn, a staggering 31% increase from their usual weekly haul of 1,162. Each sweeper can hold up to 1,500 pounds of debris – a number that's typically made up of trash bags, rat carcasses, and the occasional whitefish from Coney Island. But with leaves taking center stage this time of year, crews are having to make hundreds of "short dumps" every week as their mechanical brooms become bloated.

It's not just about aesthetics; clearing leaves off the street is a crucial step in preventing storm drains from clogging and causing serious flooding. In fact, experts warn that when Hurricane Ida struck in 2021, increased trash on the roads led to severe flooding in some areas – a phenomenon that can be avoided by moving cars during alternate side parking.

So don't get caught with your car parked on the street and expect to avoid a $65 fine. Move over, and let the street sweepers do their thing. After all, as one sanitation department spokesperson put it, "Richard Wright wrote that the gale of autumn swept the trees clean of leaves and drew the hills near, but on New York City streets, the only thing drawn near by a leafless tree is a clogged storm drain."
 
omg i feel u!!! having to shovel leaves every week in nyc is literally no joke 🤣 i mean dont get me wrong im all for keeping our streets clean but come on can't we just let the sweepers do their thing? and btw did you know that leaf-filled storm drains can cause flooding?? it's like, so not worth risking a $65 fine 🤑 u have to move ur car during alternate side parking and i'm like "good luck with that" lol but seriously just a heads up
 
🤔 So I think this whole situation is kinda funny. On one hand, it's great that the city is taking steps to prepare for the leaves and prevent flooding. But on the other hand, 31% more street sweepers? That just feels like a lot of resources being wasted. Like, can't we just find a better way to deal with all the leaf-y stuff? Maybe invest in some fancy leaf-cleaning tech or something?

And don't even get me started on the fines for parked cars 🚫💸. I mean, come on, it's autumn! It's supposed to be beautiful outside, not some drizzly mess that you gotta worry about parking your car.

I guess what I'm saying is, let's find a better way to balance progress with practicality. Can't we just find a middle ground where street sweepers can do their thing without overloading them? 🤷‍♂️
 
Ugh, I'm telling ya... back in my day, we didn't have all these new-fangled street sweepers 🚮. We'd just clear our driveways and walk around 'em. Nowadays, it's like they're coming for us... constantly 🙄. And don't even get me started on the fines for not moving your car during alternate side parking ⏰. $65?! That's highway robbery! I swear, city living is getting crazier by the day 😂. But seriously, gotta respect the street sweepers doin' their thing. We need clean streets, especially with all that leafy goodness fallin' from those trees 🍁...
 
OMG this is so true 🤣 I'm literally driving around NYC right now and I swear the street sweepers are like superheroes trying to save the city from all these leaves 🌳😂 but for real, can we talk about how much $$$ it's gonna cost us to park on the street with a leaf-less tree nearby lol? Like, $65 is crazy! 🤑 maybe they should just offer free parking spots near the storm drains 😅
 
🚮💨 this article better warn people about the fines or at least put a "leaf-notice" system in place. just kidding, sorta 🤷‍♂️ anyway, can't believe we need 31% more sweepers... and what's with all these short dumps? shouldn't they be able to hold that much junk on their brooms? 🤯 meanwhile, moving cars during alternate side parking is still the best way to avoid flooding and fines 😊
 
🚮💨 I'm low-key worried about these extra street sweepers. While I get why we need to keep our roads clear for flooding, it seems like we're trading one problem (garbage) for another (more leaves causing problems). Can't they just use those leaf vacuums or whatever instead of all these brooms? And what's up with the "hundreds of short dumps" every week? That sounds like a logistical nightmare! 🤯 And $65 fine for not moving your car? It's not worth risking getting caught in traffic, but it might be a bit harsh...
 
Ugh, I'm so done with these leaf cleanup crews 🤯. They're always causing traffic jams and parking nightmares. Like, can't they just do their job without making everyone's life a living hell? And don't even get me started on the "short dumps" - it's like they're just dumping garbage wherever they want 🚮. I swear, if I have to move my car every other day this fall, I'm gonna lose it 😤.
 
omg u guys can't even enjoy the fall season w/o worrying about the street sweepers lol 🤣😂 they r like the ultimate autumn superstars! seriously tho, i get why ppl r frustrated but at least the city's takin extra measures. 31% increase in street sweepers is kinda crazy tho...idk how much more leaves they r expectin' this time around? & btw, who knew Richard Wright was a sanitation expert 🙄😂
 
omg u guys idk wut i'm gonna do this fall lol NYC street sweepers r literally getting more powerful 364 sweeper teams deployed? that's like 31% more power than usual! they need all the help they can get cuz leaves r everywhere & clogs r a major problem 😂🌳 storm drains are flooded like wut even? we dont wanna be stuck in traffic with our cars parked on the street lol move over crew, let them do their thang 💪
 
Ugh, can't even enjoy the fall vibes in NYC 🍁😒. I mean, I get it, street sweepers gotta do their job, but 31% more sweepers? That's like having an extra 364 dudes out there clearing leaves all day. Not exactly the most efficient way to spend our tax dollars 💸. And don't even get me started on the "short dumps" – literally just piling up trash everywhere 🤢. It's like, can't we just use some of that leaf-fighting tech or something? I heard they're using old-school brooms now... what, no innovation in sanitation 🙄.
 
Back
Top