Tom's Crossing by Mark Z Danielewski – House of Leaves author returns with a 1200-page western

Mark Danielewski, author of cult classic House of Leaves, has done it again – or rather, he's been at it for 25 years. The behemoth of Tom's Crossing weighs in at a staggering 1,200 pages, containing approximately half a million words. This new western novel tells the story of Kalin March, a 16-year-old outsider with an uncanny talent for horse riding, as he embarks on a perilous journey to save two horses from certain doom.

On the surface, Tom's Crossing appears to be a sweeping epic with all the makings of a classic western. The setting is 1980s Utah, and the narrative is driven by Kalin's quest to deliver two beloved horses, Mouse and Navidad, to safety in the wilderness beyond the Isatch mountain range. Along the way, he's joined by an unlikely trio: Tom Gatestone's ghost, Landry, and even Tom himself, who has been murdered by a ruthless local patriarch named Orwin Porch.

However, as we delve deeper into this novel, it becomes increasingly apparent that Danielewski is more concerned with showcasing his literary prowess than engaging readers on an emotional level. The story unfolds over a five-day period leading up to Halloween in 1982, but the pace is uneven, and the narrative veers wildly from action-packed set pieces to excruciatingly detailed descriptions of minor characters' personal lives.

One of the most striking aspects of Tom's Crossing is its use of multiple narrative voices. The novel claims to be an oral account of events, but in reality, it's a dizzying array of perspectives, each one more outlandish than the last. Danielewski seems determined to prove that he can tackle every literary device known to man, from Homeric epic poetry to 17th-century prose à la John Milton.

The result is often infuriating – and sometimes sublime. As our protagonist Kalin navigates treacherous terrain, avoids deadly traps, and confronts his enemies in a series of increasingly intense showdowns, Danielewski's narration careens wildly from the bizarre to the breathtaking. But when it comes time to tell us about minor characters' thoughts on the finer points of 1980s music or the geology of the region, the narrative stumbles.

Ultimately, Tom's Crossing feels like a novel designed for academic seminarians rather than everyday readers. Danielewski's ambition is undeniable – who else could make 1,200 pages feel like 300? But beneath its deliberately arcane surface lies a gripping story with mythic undertones and simple, compelling moral choices. It's as if the author has taken all his favorite literary tricks and set them loose in a western landscape.

In short, Tom's Crossing is a novel that defies summary – but here goes: it's long (seriously, it's longer than most novels), challenging (because of its narrative voice and sheer scope), and ultimately gratifying (because beneath the carapace lies a classic western at heart). If you're up for the challenge, Tom's Crossing is sure to deliver. But if not? Maybe stick with your Instagram feed – at least that won't put you to sleep.
 
omg u guys idk what to make of mark daniellewski's new novel tom's crossing its like he took every literary trick in the book and threw them all into this massive western epic but honestly its not for me lol i mean 1,200 pages is insane who needs that much backstory for mouse and navidad the horses? 🤣🐴 i know some ppl are gonna love it cuz danielewski's a genius and all but personally i cant even get past how confusing it gets like every chapter is like a completely different story and i just wanna scream "calin whats going on with ur head?" 🤯😂
 
I gotta say, 1,200 pages of Danielewski's writing is a bit too much even for me 😴. I mean, I love the guy's work, but come on! House of Leaves was already a wild ride, and this new western novel just feels like he's trying to prove how clever he can be. The narrative voice is all over the place – sometimes it's great, other times it's like, what? 🤯

I think the problem is that Danielewski gets so caught up in his own literary games that he forgets about telling a story that actually matters to people. I mean, I love a good western as much as the next guy, but this one feels more like an exercise in style over substance. And don't even get me started on all the random details that just feel like info dumping 📚.

Still, despite all its flaws, Tom's Crossing does have some amazing moments – and if you're a fan of literary fiction or just love to be challenged, then I guess it might be worth a read. But for everyday readers? Nah, maybe stick with something a bit more straightforward 😊
 
Honestly 🤯, Mark Danielewski's latest novel, Tom's Crossing, is a real behemoth of a book - literally! With 1,200 pages and half a million words, it's not for the faint of heart. The story itself is pretty standard western fare, but I think Danielewski's main goal was to show off his literary chops rather than tell a compelling tale. The multiple narrative voices can be really jarring at times, especially when they veer into excruciating details about minor characters' personal lives 🤯. That being said, there are some real highlights - the writing is often sublime and Danielewski's use of language is on point. It's just a shame that not all of it translates to an engaging reading experience.
 
🤯 1,200 pages of madness! I'm still trying to wrap my head around Mark Danielewski's latest novel, Tom's Crossing. On one hand, the man is a genius – the way he weaves together multiple narrative voices, experimental prose, and mythic undertones is nothing short of breathtaking. It's like he's trying to out-Dostoevsky Dostoevsky himself! 🤪 But on the other hand, I'm left wondering if it's all just a bit too much. I mean, come on, 500k words? That's like writing an entire library of books!

I think Danielewski is trying to prove something – that he's not just another author churning out cookie-cutter novels, but a true innovator pushing the boundaries of literature. And in that sense, Tom's Crossing succeeds. It's like a western epic on steroids, with themes of identity, community, and redemption woven throughout.

But at what cost? I found myself zoning out during some of the more excruciatingly detailed descriptions of minor characters' personal lives (yawn). And don't even get me started on the pacing – sometimes it feels like Danielewski is taking a step back to admire his own literary feet, while Kalin March and his companions are off gallivanting through the wilderness. 🤦‍♂️

Still, there's something undeniably compelling about Tom's Crossing. Maybe it's the way the narrative careens wildly from the bizarre to the breathtaking – or maybe it's just my own masochistic tendencies kicking in. Whatever it is, I'm hooked, and I'd recommend this novel to anyone willing to take on the challenge. Just be sure to bring a pillow and a strong cup of coffee! ☕📚
 
I gotta say, Mark Danielewski is like the literary equivalent of a puzzle 🤯 - he's got so many pieces in play, it can be overwhelming. On one hand, I love how he's not afraid to experiment with different narrative voices and styles 📚. It's like he's trying to prove that language can do more than just tell stories - it can create entire worlds.

But at the same time, I get why some people might find his writing style exhausting 💤. I mean, 1,200 pages is a looong time to invest in a story 📖. And sometimes, it feels like he's prioritizing showing off his literary chops over actually connecting with the reader on an emotional level 🎨.

Still, there's something undeniably compelling about Tom's Crossing 🔥. Maybe it's the mythic undertones or the simple moral choices at its heart ❤️. Whatever it is, Danielewski's got a way of making you care about Kalin and his horses, even when things get weird 🤪.

All in all, I think Tom's Crossing is like trying to solve a really hard puzzle - it might drive you crazy sometimes, but the payoff can be totally worth it 😄.
 
omg u guys i just finished reading tom's crossing by mark daniellewski and it's literally a wild ride!!! 🤯 the story is so epic and kalin's journey is so suspenseful, but honestly idk if i love or hate the author's style lol he goes all out on this 1,200 page novel with like 5-6 different narrative voices and it's just...wow. sometimes it feels like he's trying too hard to show off his literary skills but other times it's like, whoa this is actually genius 🤓 the setting in 80s utah is so atmospheric and the characters are so well-written (except maybe for some of the minor ones lol) anyway i gotta admit it took me a while to get into the book but once i did i was hooked 🔥 so yeah if u r up for the challenge tom's crossing is def worth reading 📚💫
 
1k pages is insane lol 🤯 i mean, i love danielewski's work but this one sounds like a chore even for his biggest fans 😴 the multiple narrative voices thing just seems like a way for him to show off, like he's trying too hard to be edgy and literary 📚 meanwhile, kalin's story is pretty relatable, you know? horse riding, trying to do what's right... sounds like your average teenager facing some tough stuff 🐴
 
dude 🤯 i gotta say, mark danielewski is like, totally on a roll rn. 1,200 pages and all 😅 but honestly, it feels like he's trying way too hard to prove himself as a literary genius. like, yeah, we get it, you can do multiple narrative voices, congratulations 🎉. but sometimes i feel like the story gets lost in all the fancy words and descriptions. kalin's journey is cool and all, but when does he actually talk about his feelings or anything? 🤔

anywayz, if u r feeling adventurous and wanna test ur limits, tom's crossing might be the novel for u 📚. it's like a wild ride of emotions and stuff, but sometimes i felt like i needed a nap after reading a chapter 😴. still, danielewski's got some serious skills, so props to him for tackling this epic western story 🎸.
 
OMG, have u guys read this new book by Mark Danielewski?! 🤯 1,200 pages?! half a million words?! I mean, I love the guy and all, but seriously? Like, what's up with that? 😂 It's like he's tryin to win some kinda literary award or somethin' 🏆. And don't even get me started on the narrative voices... it's like he's tryin to cram every literary device known to man into one book 📚💥. Sometimes it's infuriatin', other times it's just sublime... but overall, I gotta say, it's a bit of a slog 😴. Like, if u want a real western experience, stick w/ the classics, bruv 👊
 
idk why author do this 🤯 1,200 pages?! u can barely get thru one chapter in a day lol and then he got to be all like "oh look im so literary" 📚 with every single character having their own voice 😂 it gets old fast. i mean idc about the horses or the western setting its just too much 🤯 dont even get me started on the ghost guy landry whats up w that? 🕷️
 
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