Week 13 NFL straight up, against the spread, and survivor pool picks: Sunday / Monday edition

So the NFL is looking like a total mess right now πŸ€”. I mean, take a look at these matchups - teams that are struggling trying to take down top contenders? It's like they're trying to win awards for "most underdog" or something πŸ˜‚. The Rams getting favored over the Panthers is just laughable - what about when they were underdogs against the Eagles last week? πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ

And don't even get me started on the Jaguars. Three straight losses and you're still giving them six points to win against the Titans? That's not a pick, that's a gamble πŸ€‘. It's like the NFL is just phoning it in at this point.

You know who the real winners are here? The teams with owners who actually care about their franchises, like the Patriots and Giants. They're getting all these top picks because they're putting in the work while everyone else is slacking off πŸ†. It's time to take a hard look at how we're evaluating our favorite teams and make some changes πŸ‘€
 
I'm loving the Rams vs Panthers game this wkend! The Rams have been on fire lately and I think they'll take care of business 🀩🏈. But I gotta say, betting on the Jaguars is a big no-go for me... their offense has been struggling too much πŸ™…β€β™‚οΈ. And what's up with the Dolphins vs Saints game? It feels like two struggling teams playing each other 😴. I'm thinking 49ers will crush the Browns too... they've got that whole "winning against weak teams" thing down πŸ”₯.
 
I'm gonna say the opposite about these picks lol πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ The Jaguars are a solid bet, they've been struggling but that's what makes them an interesting pick right? And I think the Texans will pull off the upset against the Colts, they're on a hot streak and need all the momentum they can get.

And don't count out the Raiders, Chip Kelly's return is gonna be awesome 😎 and Greg Olson is gonna lead them to victory. I'm also loving the chances of the Seahawks, J.J. McCarthy is gonna light it up against the Vikings like a Christmas tree πŸŽ„.

I think the Bills are due for a loss, Josh Allen's stats have been tanking and the Steelers' D is looking strong. And as for the Broncos vs Commanders game, I'm thinking they'll pull off the win because who doesn't love a good underdog story πŸ€—?
 
I'm loving this week's NFL matchups 🏈πŸ’ͺ! The Rams are looking solid after that big upset, and I think they'll take care of business against the Panthers 😎. But, oh man, the Jaguars just can't seem to get it together - don't even think about betting on them this week 🚫.

I'm also intrigued by the Cardinals vs Bucs game πŸ€”. The Bucs have lost three straight and are kinda desperate to stay in the game πŸ™ˆ. And can we talk about the Texans for a sec? They've won three games in a row, which is crazy! 😲

But what really caught my eye was the Saints vs Dolphins matchup 🐠. It's gonna be an intense game between two struggling teams πŸ”₯. I'm not sure who'll come out on top, but it's gonna be a fun watch!

Lastly, have you seen Josh Allen's stats lately? 😳 He's had a pretty rough patch since becoming the QB for the Bills... Fingers crossed they can turn it around 🀞!
 
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