What can we learn from RFK Jr's 'erotic poetry'? That Americans need to get better at enjoying a scandal | Marina Hyde

🀣 I mean, come on! American journalism is being taken way too seriously lately πŸ“°πŸ˜‚. The drama with Olivia Nuzzi and Robert F Kennedy Jr is giving me all the tea β˜•οΈπŸ‘€. But instead of just giggling about it, they're taking themselves way too seriously πŸ˜’.

Here's a quick diagram to illustrate my point:
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| Laughter & Wit |
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And honestly, I think Robert F Kennedy Jr's antics are basically a gift for anyone who loves a good scandal πŸ˜‚πŸ€£. So let's just take a step back, have a chuckle, and enjoy the ride 🎒. After all, laughter is the best medicine... unless you're actually sick, then go see a doctor πŸ’‰!
 
I'm totally with this expert on American journalism being way too self-serious πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ. It's like they're all trying to outdo each other in a game of "who can be the most solemn" πŸ’”. Meanwhile, scandals are just begging to be lampooned and satirized - it's comedy gold! 🍻 Robert F Kennedy Jr's "felching poetry" is literally the gift that keeps on giving πŸ˜‚.

I mean, come on, a health secretary gig? That's like a joke waiting to happen 🀣. And Olivia Nuzzi's memoir promises to be some sort of high-brow literary masterpiece πŸ’«. Give me a break! News outlets would do well to remember that even in the darkest times, a good laugh can be a powerful tool for social commentary πŸ“š.

The US media needs to lighten up and have some fun with its scandals - it's not like America is going to implode from laughter πŸ˜‚. When you lot are having a meltdown, we're just over here enjoying the show 🎭. So, yeah, let's all take a deep breath, roll our eyes at Robert F Kennedy Jr's antics, and have a good laugh about it 😊.
 
🀣 Robert F Kennedy Jr's poetry is like something out of a bad parody film πŸ“Ί. Meanwhile, US journalism needs to lighten up & focus on having fun with scandals instead of getting all high-brow πŸ™„. It's comedy gold – Americans should be laughing at themselves instead of taking themselves so seriously πŸ˜‚.
 
[Image of Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson giving a thumbs up with a cheesy grin]

OMG u r right tho!!!! [ GIF of a person laughing hysterically ]

[Image of a picture of Robert F Kennedy Jr. with the caption "Felching Poetry?"]

[ GIF of a person rolling their eyes to the left and then to the right ]

[Image of Ryan Lizza's Substack with a big X marked through it]

News outlets need to lighten up and not take themselves so bloody seriously!

[ GIF of a person having a good laugh with a glass of wine in hand ]
 
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