An eco obscenity: Norman Foster's steroidal new skyscraper is an affront to the New York skyline

Norman Foster's new skyscraper is an affront to New York skyline.

A gargantuan lump of structural steel has burst onto the Manhattan skyline, climbing in bulk like a behemoth from the depths. Its sheer scale defies comprehension, with 95,000 tonnes of steel used in its construction – enough to wrap around the world twice. The building's designers boast that it will be an iconic landmark, but for many, it looks more like a hulking monstrosity that threatens to engulf everything in its path.

JP Morgan's new headquarters is a 60-storey, $4bn skyscraper with a 'fortress balance sheet'. Chairman Jamie Dimon wants to assert his bank's dominance over the global economy. However, the building's design does not live up to its boastful claims. The structural steelwork is far more extensive than necessary, using 60% more metal than the Empire State Building – an imposing structure that has stood tall for generations.

While its sleek granite exterior boasts an impressive facade of carved boulders designed by Maya Lin, at street level, the tower erupts from the sidewalk with monstrous steel columns that fan out in all directions like giant fingers. The once-vibrant Union Carbide headquarters was demolished recently to make way for this new behemoth. Just seven years after undergoing a major renovation, it was torn down without any thought for its environmental impact.

JP Morgan's aggressive expansion has sparked outrage among locals and architects alike. Critics point out that the building's design prioritizes raw power over elegance and functionality. Engineer calculations have revealed that with some tweaks to the design, the carbon footprint of the tower could be reduced by 20-30%. However, it seems that cost – and ego – are more important than aesthetics in this massive corporate headquarters.

In a wider context, this building is part of a growing trend of supertalls sprouting up across Manhattan. With Foster+Partners as their architect, these skyscrapers will soon become synonymous with the city's skyline. London, it seems, has its own version of these gargantuan structures in the works – a 280,000 sqm European headquarters set to dwarf even the Shard.

JP Morgan's aggressive real estate expansion is just another chapter in New York City's long history of prioritizing corporate interests over public spaces and aesthetics. As the city becomes increasingly shaped by unbridled capital and self-interest, it remains to be seen whether Foster's gargantuan skyscraper will bring any lasting value or beauty to its surroundings – or simply serve as a monolith to JP Morgan's power.
 
omg what is wrong with these rich ppl & their buildings lol 💸🏢 i mean come on 60% more metal than the empire state building?! that's just crazy talk 🤯 and have you seen the way it looks like giant fingers just sticking out everywhere? 😂 seriously who designs a building that's supposed to be iconic but is actually just super ugly? i thought the union carbide headquaters was bad enough but this is on another level 🚮 and btw why do they always prioritize cost over aesthetics anyway? can't they see how it affects the city? 🤷‍♂️
 
🤔 I'm not sure why they're making such a big deal about this building. It's just a skyscraper, right? 🏢 But seriously, I can see both sides of the argument. On one hand, it's huge and will definitely make a statement on the Manhattan skyline. And if you look at the design from certain angles, it's actually pretty sleek and modern-looking. 💻

But on the other hand, I think we need to take a step back and consider the bigger picture here. This is just another example of corporate America putting profits over people and the environment. 🌎 The fact that they're using 60% more metal than the Empire State Building just feels like excess to me. And what about all the other buildings around it? Are they going to get torn down too just to make way for these giant skyscrapers?

I'm not sure I agree with some of the criticism, but at the same time, I think there's definitely room for improvement in terms of design and sustainability. Maybe if engineers had been involved a bit more from the start, we could have avoided some of this excess metal. 🤷‍♀️
 
omg is that building really 95k tonnes of steel lol what if i had 100k of pizza slices would they still let me build it 🍕😂 anyway im not sure about jpmorgan's new HQ its like they want us to forget the union carbide building was demolished without even a second thought what about all the trees and stuff that got cut down too? 🌳😔 i mean i know corporate interests are important but isnt there room for some public spaces or parks in nyc where ppl can chill after work 🏞️💚
 
This new skyscraper is like something out of a sci-fi movie lol 🚀. 60 storeys high and it looks like some kind of metallic giant rising from the ground. You can tell they didn't go for elegance or style, just pure raw power. It's like they took every bad 80s action movie villain and mashed them all together in one building 🤖. And $4 billion? That's like throwing money at a problem (no pun intended). I mean what's the point of having that kind of cash if it's just gonna look like a hulking monstrosity on the skyline? Back in my day we had buildings that were actually beautiful, not just soulless steel and glass towers 🏙️.
 
omg like is that building even? 😂 95k tonnes of steel is crazy it looks like something out of a sci-fi movie. i'm not saying it can't be an iconic landmark but have you seen the pics of it in real life? it looks like a giant metal spider web 🕸️ gotta feel for the union carbide HQ though, didn't even get to enjoy 7 years of being a renovation superstar lol. and $4bn is wild considering how ugly it is. should've invested that cash in some fancy sustainability features instead 💸
 
I just can't help but feel like our city is losing some of that special magic with all these giant skyscrapers popping up. I mean, I get it, businesses need space and we want people to be able to work from home... 🤗 But come on, a building that's literally twice the size of the Empire State Building? It's just too much! 😲 And don't even get me started on the environmental impact - I feel like we're being so short-sighted. 🌎 As someone who's spent their life watching the city change, it breaks my heart to see all these beautiful spaces and parks sacrificed for the sake of corporate greed 💔
 
I gotta say, I'm totally not loving the new JP Morgan skyscraper 🤯! It looks like some giant metal beast just woke up on the Manhattan skyline and decided to take over 😂. The design is all about power and ego, not about creating something beautiful or functional for the people.

I mean, 95,000 tonnes of steel? That's crazy 💥! And it's using way more metal than they even need to 🤦‍♂️. It's like they're trying to make a statement about how rich and powerful JP Morgan is, rather than creating something that benefits the community.

And what really gets me is that they tore down the Union Carbide headquarters just seven years after renovating it without any thought for its environmental impact 🌎. That's just so irresponsible.

I'm all about sustainable living and reducing waste, and this building's carbon footprint could be reduced by 20-30% if they just made some tweaks to the design 📉. But I guess cost and ego are more important than being kind to the planet right now 💸.

It's like the city is becoming one big corporate playground, where the only thing that matters is making money 💰. Where's the beauty in that? Can't we do better? 😔
 
I mean, have you seen the size of that steel giant? It's like they took all the leftover bits from the Empire State Building and just...glued 'em together 🤯. And the design, yeah it looks like something out of a sci-fi movie – all angular lines and exposed metal beams. I swear, it's like they forgot about the human scale thing. Remember when we used to have buildings that actually curved around city streets? This one just sticks out like a sore thumb 🤦‍♂️.

And what really gets me is that they're using so much steel for no good reason 🤑. I mean, I get it, it's supposed to be some kind of statement about power and dominance, but honestly, can't we just have something beautiful and elegant instead? It's like the city is just being consumed by giant corporate beasts 🦖.

I'm not saying it's all bad, though – Maya Lin did a great job with that granite facade 👏. But sometimes I feel like we're losing sight of what makes a building worth building in the first place: people-friendly spaces and a sense of community. This just feels like another example of how corporate interests are taking over our city 🤷‍♂️.
 
Ugh, I'm so over these crazy skyscrapers popping up everywhere in Manhattan! 😩 I mean, don't get me wrong, Norman Foster is a genius and all, but come on... 95,000 tonnes of steel? That's just ridiculous. And the fact that they're using 60% more metal than the Empire State Building just shows how overboard they are being. The building looks like some sort of industrial nightmare, not exactly what I'd call iconic. 🤖

And can we talk about Jamie Dimon and his desire to assert JP Morgan's dominance over the global economy? Like, dude, you're not winning any awards for subtlety here. And as for the environmental impact... seven years after a major renovation and they just tear down the old building without even considering it? That's just gross. 🌎

I get that corporations want to expand and grow, but can't we balance that with some consideration for aesthetics and public spaces? I mean, have you seen the city's streets lately? It feels like a war zone out there. And now this... thing is going up, looming over everything like a giant steel finger. 🤯

And what's up with the trend of these supertalls sprouting up across Manhattan? Are we really just going to let corporate interests dictate our skyline? It's not like it's all bad news – Foster+Partners are actually doing some pretty cool stuff, but this particular building just feels like a monolith to power and greed. 💸
 
Image of a massive steel structure with a giant finger reaching out from the ground 🤣🚧
[ GIF of a skyscraper growing out of the ground like a monster ]
A building that's more metal than necessary... who needs that much? 😂💪
[ Image of a granite exterior with carved boulders, but with a massive steel column in the middle breaking through the design ]
More power, less elegance... corporate interests 4 life 🤦‍♂️📊
[ GIF of a skyscraper growing and growing, with a " carbon footprint" meter on it that's constantly increasing ]
20-30% less carbon footprint... sounds good to me 😊🌎
 
man i feel like they're not thinking about the community at all 🤔 this building is literally going to overshadow everything else on the street and make it look like a total mess the steel columns are so big they're like giant metal fingers reaching up towards the sky it's like they didn't even care about the architecture or how it would affect the neighborhood

and 20-30% reduction in carbon footprint? that's not enough considering all the money they spent on this thing it's crazy that cost and ego outweigh aesthetics i mean what's next? a giant metal spire just for the sake of having one in new york city
 
the thing is 🤔, i think nyc has lost touch with what makes the city great. all these super tall buildings are just gonna make it feel cold & impersonal... and who needs that kinda height anyway? 😒 60 stories of steel & granite sounds more like a fortress than an office building to me. what about people's feelings & well-being in all this? don't they matter anymore? 🤷‍♀️
 
OMG 😱 this new skyscraper is literally a monster 🤯 like what were they thinking?! 95,000 tonnes of steel is insane 💀 and it looks so ugly 🤢 the design is all about power and dominance over the city, but at what cost? 🤕 I mean, can't we have some beauty in our architecture too? 🌸 and btw, didn't they just tear down another building without even thinking about its environmental impact? 🙄 it's like they're trying to erase the history of the city. 😔
 
🤔 I get why some people are riled up about this new skyscraper, but can't we just appreciate the engineering that went into building it? 95,000 tonnes of steel is crazy! And yeah, maybe the design could've been more elegant, but who says corporations have to be boring? 😎 It's like, we're living in a world where tech companies are basically becoming our new governments, and I'm not sure if that's a good thing. 🤖 At the end of the day, it's just steel and glass – can't we just learn to coexist with these massive structures without tearing them down? 🌆
 
🤔 I gotta say, this new skyscraper is like something out of a sci-fi movie! 95,000 tonnes of steel? That's crazy talk! And the design, I mean, it looks like some behemoth just rose up from the ground and is kinda... suffocating the city.

I'm all for progress and growth, but sometimes you gotta wonder if corporations are putting their own interests ahead of what's best for the community. The Empire State Building was a classic, elegant design, and this new one just looks like a steel monster 🤖. And don't even get me started on the environmental impact – it's like they didn't even care that the old Union Carbide HQ was torn down without thinking about the consequences.

I'm curious to see if people will actually come to love this giant of a building, or if it'll just be some monolith to JP Morgan's ego 😏. Either way, I think it's time for New York City to start thinking more critically about what kind of buildings are popping up all over the city. Maybe we can have some more balance between progress and beauty? 🌆
 
Ugh, this new skyscraper is literally the worst 😩. I mean, 95,000 tonnes of steel? Are they trying to single-handedly contribute to climate change? And the design? More like a industrial nightmare than some sleek landmark... 🤢 The fact that it's already sparking outrage among locals and architects just shows how out of touch corporate interests can be 🙄. It's like, what happened to any consideration for the environment or aesthetics? Just shove the money in and worry about it later? 🤑 Not exactly the kind of 'iconic' we need more of... 😒
 
Ugh, another one of these ginormous skyscrapers popping up in Manhattan! It just seems like they're more concerned with showin' off their wealth and status than actually thinkin' about the impact on the community 😒. I mean, I love a good building design as much as the next person, but this one's just laughable. 95,000 tonnes of steel? It's like buildin' a giant metal spider web in the middle of the city 🕷️. And what's with all the emphasis on how big and powerful it is? Can't they just focus on makin' somethin' beautiful for once? 🤦‍♀️
 
I'm not loving this new JP Morgan skyscraper in Manhattan 🤔. It looks like a metal giant that's just gonna overwhelm the city. The steel columns are so wide and chunky, it's like they're trying to suck all the style out of the street level 🚧. And 60% more steel than the Empire State Building? That's just excessive, if you ask me 💸.

I mean, I get that JP Morgan wants to make a statement, but can't they do it without sacrificing some basic design sensibility? It's like they're trying to prove something by being the biggest and baddest. But what about the environmental impact? We know they could've made some tweaks to reduce the carbon footprint, so why did they go for cost-cutting instead? 🤑

It's just another example of how corporate interests can take over our cities and priorities 💔. I'm not sure if this building is gonna be a landmark or just a symbol of JP Morgan's ego 😏. And let's be real, it's not like the city needed any more steel giants ruining the view 📸.
 
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