Chromebooks train schoolkids to be loyal customers, internal Google document suggests

Google's Chromebooks are not only used in schools, but the company is actively trying to "onboard kids" into its ecosystem by investing in education. An internal Google presentation, obtained as part of a child safety lawsuit, reveals that getting young users hooked on Chromebooks early can lead to "brand trust and loyalty over their lifetime." This alarming claim raises questions about Google's intentions and how it is using its educational products to build long-term customer relationships.

As part of the ongoing social media addiction trial, which began in January 2026, documents suggest that YouTube has become a key player in this strategy. By establishing Chromebooks as a classroom staple, Google has created a captive audience for its services. The company's internal study on laptop brands used in schools highlights how these devices can influence purchase patterns and create a loyal customer base.

The presentation also mentions the importance of YouTube in schools, citing it as a potential "pipeline of future users" and creators. However, other slides acknowledge the challenges associated with introducing YouTube to educational settings, including the platform's addictive nature and its impact on mental health.

In response to these concerns, Google has released an emailed statement denying that its products are marketed directly to schools and claiming that administrators maintain control over platform usage. "Administrators maintain full control over platform usage and YouTube requires schools to obtain parental consent before granting access to YouTube for students under 18," the spokesperson stated.

As the trial continues, it remains to be seen how Google's plans will unfold. Will the company's efforts to build a loyal customer base through education ultimately harm or help young users? The outcome of this case may have significant implications for the tech industry and our understanding of the ways in which companies like Google engage with schools and students.
 
πŸ€” This is wild, right? I mean, think about it - they're basically trying to create a lifelong customer base by getting kids hooked on their products early! It's like they're playing a long game here. And what really gets me is that they claim admins control everything, but the presentation shows how much thought they've put into making YouTube accessible in schools. 🀯 They even acknowledge the potential risks, but it seems like they're willing to take those chances because the payoff could be huge.

I'm curious to see how this all plays out, though. Will we end up with a generation of young people who are essentially product-loyal from day one? It's a bit unsettling to think about, actually. πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ
 
omg you guys i'm lowkey worried about what google is doing πŸ€” it's not just about getting kids hooked on chromebooks it's about creating a lifelong relationship with them... think about it, if you get your kids to start using youtube in school now they're basically guaranteed to keep using it when they're adults lol and that means google gets to collect even more data and sell ads πŸ€‘ but seriously what are the long-term effects on their mental health? is this really worth it for some brand loyalty πŸ’Έ
 
Google is so sneaky! πŸ€” They're basically trying to make kids dependent on their stuff from a young age, right? Like, once they get hooked on Chromebooks and YouTube, it's hard to break them loose, you know? πŸ˜… And now they're denying that they're directly marketing to schools... like who are we supposed to believe? πŸ™„ The fact that they think this can lead to "brand trust and loyalty" is just mind-blowing. What even is that phrase? It sounds like something a corporate lawyer would come up with! πŸ’Ό Anyway, I'm keeping an eye on this trial to see how it all plays out...
 
I'm getting a major creep-out feeling from all this 🀯... Like, Google's trying to create a lifelong customer base by hooking kids on Chromebooks and YouTube? That's just wrong 🚫. What's next, getting them hooked on Google Ads too? πŸ˜‚ But seriously, it raises some legit concerns about control and consent in educational settings. Schools are already under so much pressure, the last thing they need is another giant corporation trying to influence their curriculum or dictate what kids can and can't do online πŸ€¦β€β™€οΈ. Can't we just focus on making sure our schools have adequate internet and resources for real learning stuff instead? 😊
 
πŸ€” I mean, can you blame Google for wanting to get these young minds hooked on their stuff? It's like a digital ice cream cone - they'll want more and more! πŸ˜‚ But seriously, it's getting a bit weird that companies are trying to turn our kids into lifelong customers. Like, what happens when they grow up and leave the nest? Are we gonna be all "Hey, kiddo, can you pay your taxes for me too?" πŸ€‘πŸ‘¦
 
I don't usually comment but... I'm getting really uneasy about Google's plans to "onboard kids" into its ecosystem. It sounds so calculating, you know? Like they're trying to create a lifelong customer base instead of just selling products. And what's up with the YouTube connection? They mention it as a way to get future creators on board, but don't they realize that can lead to some serious exploitation of kids? I mean, we already have enough issues with social media addiction... 🀯
 
I'm low-key worried about this πŸ€”... think they're trying to control kids from a young age. Like, what's wrong with just letting them make their own choices? It's not healthy to be so invested in something that can be addictive πŸ“Š. They need to remember that parents and teachers are the ones who should be making decisions for their education, not Google πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ. And honestly, it feels like they're using schools as a way to get more users on board... what's next? Selling us cookies too? πŸͺπŸ‘€
 
omg i'm so worried about this 🀯 google is already trying to control everything from search to youtube and now they wanna get kids hooked on their ecosystem lol what if it's all just a way for them to collect more data πŸ’Έ? i mean, we already know how bad that can be but still shouldn't they be focusing on actual education instead of getting our future generation addicted to their services πŸ€¦β€β™€οΈ
 
omg, this is so worrying 🀯 I mean, think about it, if Google's trying to get kids hooked on Chromebooks from a young age, what does that say about their long-term goals? Are they more interested in making money than in ensuring these kids are happy and healthy? πŸ€‘ I'm not saying all companies are bad, but we need to be careful here. Schools should be focusing on getting kids the skills they need for life, not on selling them gadgets πŸ’»πŸ“š
 
πŸ€” I'm totally worried about this, guys! πŸ™…β€β™‚οΈ If Google is trying to hook kids on Chromebooks from a young age, it's like they're setting them up for a lifetime of screen time addiction πŸ“Š. And now they're using YouTube as a way to keep those users engaged and loyal? 😱 That's just creepy! πŸ‘» I get that education is important, but at what cost? Our kids need to be able to disconnect from their devices and focus on the world around them 🌿.

I'm also wondering, are schools really giving parents a choice when it comes to letting YouTube into the classroom? πŸ€” It's like Google is using its influence to push its products without even asking. πŸ˜’ And what about all those hours of screen time that can lead to eye strain and headaches in kids? πŸ™„ Not to mention the impact on their mental health 🧠.

We need to keep an eye on this, guys! πŸ‘€ The more we know, the better equipped we are to make informed decisions about our own kids' technology use 🀝.
 
I'm getting the creeps thinking about how much data these kids are gonna give up to Google just because they're "learning" on Chromebooks πŸ€–πŸ˜¬ It's like, what even is brand trust and loyalty over their lifetime? That sounds super sketchy to me. And now that YouTube is involved, I'm worried it's all part of some massive social media addiction experiment πŸ“ΊπŸ’”
 
I'm telling you, something fishy is going on here πŸ€”. Google's trying to create a whole ecosystem around these Chromebooks, and it's not just about selling more devices. They're trying to hook kids on their services from a young age and build brand loyalty that'll last a lifetime! It's like they're seeding their own product into the next generation of tech users and making them loyal customers forever πŸ’Έ.

And don't even get me started on YouTube πŸ“Ί. I mean, what's up with that? They're trying to get kids into it in schools, but we all know how addictive that stuff is. It's like they want to create a whole army of brainwashed YouTube creators and loyal customers who'll be hooked for life! 😱

I'm not saying it's necessarily bad, but it does raise some serious questions about Google's motives. Are they really just trying to help kids learn? Or are they secretly building an army of mindless consumers who'll do their bidding forever? πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ I don't know, but one thing's for sure – this whole thing is definitely not as innocent as it seems πŸ”.
 
I mean, think about it... Google's always been all about building relationships, right? They're not just selling laptops, they're trying to sell a lifestyle 😊. And education is key - if you get kids hooked on Chromebooks from a young age, they'll be loyal for life. It's like a never-ending cycle of buying new hardware and services... I'm not saying it's bad, but you gotta wonder if Google's prioritizing profits over people's well-being πŸ€”. And what about YouTube? Is it really a safe place for kids to learn and grow? The company says parents are in control, but that doesn't necessarily mean they are πŸ‘€. This whole thing just feels a bit... fishy 🐟.
 
I'm not sure I'm comfortable with the idea of corporations like Google trying to "onboard kids" into their ecosystem from such a young age πŸ€”. It sounds like they're using education as a way to build brand loyalty, but is that really in the best interests of our children? The fact that they've invested so heavily in making Chromebooks and YouTube a staple in schools suggests that they want to create a captive audience for their services... not exactly reassuring πŸ™…β€β™‚οΈ. I hope we're having a more nuanced conversation about this whole situation, because it's definitely raising some red flags πŸ”΄.
 
Wow! 🀯 So they're basically trying to create brand loyalists from a super young age, it's wild... I mean what if they succeed? πŸ€” Do we risk losing control over our own kids' tech habits because of this? πŸ“šπŸ’» Interesting how Google tries to downplay the concerns about YouTube's addictive nature though 😬
 
πŸ€” I'm kinda worried about this, you know? Like, what's up with Google trying to get kids hooked on their stuff from a young age? πŸ“Š It sounds super shady to me. They're basically saying that if we can get them to use Chromebooks and YouTube in school, they'll be loyal customers for life. That's some pretty creepy stuff, imo.

And have you seen the presentation? πŸ“ˆ They're acknowledging that YouTube is addictive and can affect mental health, but they just shrug it off like it's no big deal. Like, what about the kids' well-being? Shouldn't we be prioritizing their health over Google's profits?

I don't trust Google's statement either. They're saying that administrators control platform usage, but how do we know that's true? πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ I think they're just trying to spin this and make it look like they're doing the right thing.

Anyway, I'm definitely keeping an eye on this trial. If Google gets away with this, it could set a bad precedent for other companies. πŸ’― We need to be careful about who we let in our kids' lives, you know? πŸ€—
 
omg, its crazy what google is trying to do 🀯 they wanna get kids hooked on chromebooks and youtube from a young age... its like, i get it, they want to build brand loyalty, but whats the plan b if these kids grow up thinking chromebooks and youtube are the only way out? πŸ“Š its not just about schools either, if google can get parents on board too, thats even more disturbing 😬

i mean, think about it, once you're in google's ecosystem, youre stuck for life... its like they wanna create this whole new generation of users who cant even imagine a world without chrome and youtube πŸ€– anyways, i hope the trial exposes whats really going on and makes some changes before its too late πŸ’»
 
I'm totally against Chromebooks being used in schools, but on the other hand, I think it's kinda cool that Google is investing in education... wait, nope! I'm only saying that 'cause they are helping kids get better at using technology 🀯, but what if they're just getting hooked from a young age? 🚨 It's like, they're trying to create brand loyalty, which sounds super suspicious πŸ€‘. But, I guess it's good for them to be in schools and stuff... meanwhile, I'm still worried about the YouTube thing... 😳 shouldn't they be teaching kids about online safety instead of getting them hooked on their own platform? πŸ€”
 
I'm getting a bit uneasy about all this πŸ€”... I mean, think about it, Google's just trying to get kids hooked on their stuff from a young age, right? It's like they're selling us a product before we even know what a product is! πŸ˜‚ They're trying to create these loyal customers who'll be using Chromebooks and YouTube forever. And let's be real, who doesn't love the idea of building brand trust and loyalty... until it starts to feel like you're being controlled by your phone πŸ“±.

I remember when I was in school, we just used whatever computers were available and didn't really think about the brand behind them. We just wanted to learn! Now, it seems like Google's trying to turn education into a sales pitch. And what's wrong with YouTube, anyway? It's just a platform, right? But I guess when you're dealing with kids, even the most harmless things can become addictive.

I'm not saying Google's doing anything wrong, but it does seem suspicious that they're investing so much time and money into education. Are they really just trying to help us learn, or are they trying to make a profit off our kids? πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ
 
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