Horses deserves to be played, even if it’s not very good

The latest gaming sensation, 'Horses,' has taken the internet by storm despite being deemed a censorship nightmare. But do its fans truly appreciate what makes this game special? Or are they just blinded by its anti-establishment credentials?

One thing is certain - 'Horses' doesn't deserve all the praise it's receiving. This narrative horror game's infamous ban from Steam and Epic Game Store may have catapulted it to bestseller status on GOG.com, but beneath its bizarre charm lies a messy, often unfunny experience.

At its core, 'Horses' is an awkward exploration of themes that should be treated with more gravity. The game follows Anselmo, a hapless farmhand stuck in a bleak narrative that only marginally holds together due to the developers' heavy reliance on slapstick humor and low-brow comedy.

Yes, there are some genuinely dark moments when the humor falls flat, leaving players feeling uncomfortable rather than uneasy. When juxtaposed against the explicit content - or should I say, the 'unexplicit' content? - of its graphic sex scenes with horses, these situations only serve to remind us that our expectations have been thoroughly subverted.

But as much as we might be entertained by some of 'Horses'' quirks, the real issue lies in how little agency players are given. Our protagonist's decisions are predetermined from the start, leaving us stuck with the consequences rather than truly experiencing them.

All this makes me wonder - did gamers join the bandwagon solely because they wanted to support an underdog title that'd 'never say die'? Or was there something more profound at play? After playing it myself, I realized that some aspects of 'Horses' feel like a desperate attempt by its creators to stand out from the crowd.

Regardless, one thing is certain: 'Horses''s message about dehumanization and exploitation has been somewhat obscured. The game now finds itself relegated to platforms with much lower visibility than Steam, an outcome many would argue is unjust.

While I applaud 'Horses' for pushing boundaries, its execution left a sour taste in my mouth. It's a game that desperately needs to grow up - fast. For all the noise surrounding it, let's try not to forget what truly matters: whether or not games are 'art'. And right now, I'm still waiting for an artist who can show me that.
 
I think gamers were pretty much swept up in the hype train 🚂💥 and forgot to look at the game's actual quality. It's like when you're so excited about a concert, you don't even notice the opening act is playing half-empty crowd 😅. But seriously, if 'Horses' is gonna make its message about dehumanization clear, it needs more substance behind it. I mean, who gets to decide what's funny and what's not? 🤷‍♂️ And as for agency in a game, that's like having a conversation where you're not even allowed to say your own thoughts 💬. It's all about creating an experience, not just shocking people for the sake of it.
 
I don't know about you guys... I played this "Horses" game and while it was...different, I kinda get why people love it. The weirdness is like a trainwreck you can't look away from 🤯. But yeah, I agree with the author - it's all surface level stuff, not really digging into any heavy themes. And don't even get me started on the agency thing... it feels like the devs just wanted to make a "edgy" game and didn't put too much thought into making a good experience. As for why people are so hyped about it... maybe they just wanna support an underdog title? 🤷‍♂️
 
Ugh, I'm so over this game "Horses" 🐴😒. I mean, I get it, it's weird and all that jazz, but is it really special? From what I saw, it just felt like a bunch of stuff thrown together without much thought to actually having a good story or gameplay. And don't even get me started on the whole "anti-establishment" thing - yeah, it's just an excuse for some people to say they're cool because they played a game that's kinda weird 🙄.

I also think the fans are pretty blind to how messy the game is. I mean, I've seen gameplay vids where the protagonist just wanders around and does stuff without any real consequence - what's the point of even playing if it doesn't feel like you're making decisions? And the humor... ugh, sometimes it's just awkward and cringeworthy 😂.

It's also annoying how people are hailing this game as some kind of "artistic masterpiece" when really it's just a bunch of nonsense. I mean, I love games that push boundaries, but not if they're just doing it to be weird for the sake of being weird 🤪. Give me a good story and gameplay any day over this mess 😊.
 
I gotta say, I'm kinda disappointed with some of the hype around "Horses". Don't get me wrong, it's definitely a weird game and all, but is it really as subversive as everyone's making it out to be? It feels like people are just buying into its anti-establishment vibe without actually thinking about what that means. I mean, yeah, the game can be pretty uncomfortable at times, but is that necessarily a good thing? I played it too and was kinda meh - it felt like a bunch of weird ideas thrown together without much thought to how they'd all fit together. And don't even get me started on the whole "dehumanization" thing... it feels like a pretty vague concept when you're just using it to shock people rather than actually exploring what that means.
 
🤔 I gotta say, I was hyped when I saw Horses was making waves but after playing it myself... underwhelmed 🐴😐 The game's got some weird vibes going on, like it's trying too hard to be edgy and subversive 🤪. Don't get me wrong, the themes of exploitation and dehumanization are important, but can't we do better than slapstick humor and awkward moments? 😷 The lack of agency for the protagonist is a major letdown 🙅‍♂️. I think some people might've jumped on the bandwagon because they wanted to support an underdog title, but what really matters is if it's good art or just a gimmick 💥. For me, Horses feels like it needs to grow up and develop its message more cohesively 🤝
 
I gotta say, this "Horses" game is just a whole different vibe from those old Resident Evil games I used to play back in the day 😒. It's all like this weird blend of dark humor and awkward moments... reminds me of that one time I watched a Monty Python sketch with my cousins at summer camp 🤣. Anyway, what really gets me is how little agency you have as the player. It feels like they're just winging it (pun intended, since there's horses in the game 🐴). I mean, I've played some games that were kinda rough around the edges, but this one seems like a case of "well, we're not going to hold your hand through this" 👎. And yeah, the whole Steam thing is pretty shady... feels like they were trying too hard to be edgy 🤷‍♂️.
 
omg u no i was playin this game horses last night and i just cudnt stop laughin at how ridiculous it is 😂 the graphics r so weird but its like... u gotta hand it 2 the devs or watever they r, they r definitely makin a statement about dehumanization & exploitation. but idk if its really sayin anythin meaningful 🤔 also wut up wit the controversy tho? its on gog.com now but not steam lol its like they got booted 4 bein too edgy 😜
 
I don't get why ppl are hyped about this game tho 🤔. It's like they're more excited about the controversy than actually playing it. The gameplay is all over the place and it feels like you're just going through motions 🚶‍♂️. And don't even get me started on the "dark humor" - it's just uncomfortable 😒. I think ppl are just gonna regret buying this game when they realize it's not actually that deep 💔. The whole thing feels like a publicity stunt to me 📢.
 
idk why ppl are raving about this game... its like they're drinking the kool aid 🤪. i mean, its got some weird charm to it, but its just so messy and unfunny at times 😂. i get what devs were goin for w/ the dark humor & subverting expectations, but its just not executed well enuf. and dont even get me started on the lack of agency in the game 🤔. its like u make a choice, but really its just a scripted scenario 🎬. yeah, i think most ppl jumped on this bandwagon cuz it was an underdog story, but thats not enough reason to give it praise 😒. the real issue is that the devs are more concerned w/ shock value than actual artistic merit 🤦‍♂️. anyone who thinks this game is "art" needs to take a step back & reevaluate their definition of the word 🙄
 
omg u guys r really hyping this game horses 4 no reason 🤣 like i get it its different but does it have 2 b th most edgy thing eva? the humour is so cringy & it dont even make sence lol i played thru it n cant believe ppl say its deep n meaningful 😂 u can literally choose anythin & everythin happens 💁‍♀️ anyway i think we shd stop giving this game all th attention nd focus on games thats actually got talent 🤓
 
lol @ people still hyping this game , honestly its just a messy experience 🤪. i mean, i get the creators trying to be edgy but come on, slapstick humor in a narrative horror game is just lazy 😴. and dont even get me started on the lack of agency , its like they just threw some weird stuff together and expected us to eat it 🍴. anywayz, if u want an 'underdog' title that'd 'never say die', there are plenty of other games out there that actually deliver 💻.
 
🤔 I think this game is a perfect example of how internet hype can be totally out of whack 😂. Everyone's so hyped about it being "anti-establishment" and pushing boundaries, but honestly, all I saw was some cringeworthy attempts at dark humor and poorly executed 'twists'. And don't even get me started on the graphics - if you're gonna show explicit content with horses, just own it already 🐴👀. It's like they took a bunch of random stuff from different genres, threw it together, and hoped for the best 🔥💔. And what really gets my goat is that people are saying it's some deep commentary on dehumanization... I mean, come on, it's just a dude with horses and some awkward farmhand nonsense 🤣. Give me a break!
 
I mean, have you seen the numbers? 'Horses' is still selling like crazy despite being a bit of a mess 🤑. Maybe its fans aren't just blind to its issues, maybe they're actually passionate about something bigger - the idea that games can be a force for change. I think the game's execution might've been rough around the edges, but at least it's trying to tackle some heavy themes 🤔. And yeah, it's definitely not perfect, but art isn't always easy to create 💭. I'm just glad we're having this conversation about what makes a game 'good' - that's gotta be important, right? 👍
 
I don’t usually comment but... I was really hyped about "Horses" at first too 🤪. I mean, the whole anti-establishment vibe and the controversy around it had me intrigued. But after playing it myself, I have to say I was pretty disappointed 😐. The game feels like it's more focused on being edgy than actually telling a coherent story. And yeah, the humor can be hit or miss 🤣. But what really bothered me was how little agency you have as the player. It's just this predetermined narrative that you're stuck with, which kinda defeats the purpose of exploring themes like dehumanization and exploitation in the first place 🤷‍♂️.

I don't think I'd go so far as to say it's a "censorship nightmare" though 😒. I mean, some of the content is definitely graphic, but that's not necessarily a bad thing 🎨. And like you said, the game's message gets kind of lost in all the noise around it 💥. It's just frustrating because there are games out there that do explore these same themes in a more nuanced and thoughtful way 🤔.

Anyway, I guess what I'm trying to say is... maybe "Horses" is just one of those games that didn't quite live up to its hype for me 😐. But hey, maybe that's just my opinion? 🤷‍♂️
 
I mean, have you really stopped to think about why everyone's so obsessed with 'Horses'?? 🤔 It feels like people just wanna be contrarians and support the underdog, but what's really going on here? I played it myself and yeah, it's got some weird quirks, but is that enough to justify all the hype? And can we please stop pretending that the game's "anti-establishment" vibe is anything more than a cheap attempt to get attention? 🙄 At the end of the day, 'Horses' feels like a messy, unfunny experience that only has dark moments because it needs them. The lack of agency for the player character is major red flag right there. I'm not buying into all the artistic nonsense just yet – until someone shows me a game that's genuinely pushing boundaries in a meaningful way, 'Horses' can stay on my "games that need to grow up" list 🚫
 
idk what's goin on with this game horses 🤯 i mean dont get me wrong its like super weird and some parts r kinda funny but overall its just feelin kinda empty 2 me u know? its like the devs are tryna be edgy but end up comin acrost as awkward. nvr understood whys its on goog tho lol
 
I just saw this thread pop up in my feed and i gotta say, I'm a bit surprised by all the hype around "Horses". I mean, i've played it myself and yeah, it's got some weird moments but i don't think they're as funny as everyone makes them out to be 🤣. And omg, the way the devs just rammed in explicit content w/o any real context is just cringeworthy 😂. But what really bugged me was how restrictive the gameplay is - like, come on, can't our protagonist make some choices? 🙄. Anyway, i think we're all forgetting one thing: whether it's 'art' or not. For me, good games should be more than just shock value 💸.
 
ugh i just finished playing horses and i gotta say its got some dark moments 😩 but like the devs relied too much on slapstick humor and not enough on making it actually scary or thought provoking 🤣 and dont even get me started on the agency thing 😒 players feel so stuck and its like theyre not even in control of anselmo's decisions at all 🌪️ and yeah i think some people just jumped on the bandwagon cuz its an underdog title 💸 but honestly its kinda sad that games are being judged more on how edgy they are rather than if they actually deliver something meaningful 🤷‍♀️
 
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